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Bernard Pollard Elevated from Hero to Saint

One can make the case that Bernard Pollard as an individual* has had the single largest impact on the Patriots not winning another Super Bowl. Let us take a look at how one man can take down a franchise. 2008: Ascension to HERO Status 2009: Ascension to SUPERHERO Status 2011: Ascension to SAINTHOOD The HALO Is Present *It's him or Eli, take your pick
Via Simon On Sports  |  5 days ago

Faces of Fail: Tom Brady, Super Bowl XLVI

SCARY MEN ARE ABOUT TO HIT TOM BRADY SECTIONTHE TIME JUSTIN TUCK TRIED TO IMPREGNATE TOM BRADYOHHHHH SHIIIIITTTTTSCARY MAN IN THE SHREDDER MASK MAKES TOMMY SCAREDSAD TIMEOUTS ARE SADFACE PALM SECTIONGAME TIME FACE PALMPOST GAME FACE PALMPRESS CONFERENCE FACE PALMSOMEBODY HOLD TOM'S HAND SECTIONDON'T BRUISE THE PRETTY THROWING HANDAWWW THE REFEREE FEELS BAD FOR TOMMYHE EVEN PATS HIS...
Via Simon On Sports  |  6 days ago

2011 NCAA Bowl Helmet Schedule

Here is the annual Helmet Schedule for the Bowls... Got enoguh requests where I figured I'd put it out here.
Via Simon On Sports  |  December 19, 2011

Why the Intentional Walk Rage?

Watching last nights game got me thinking, when did the Intentional Walk become all the rage? During the entire 162 game regular season the St. Louis Cardinals intentionally walked a total of 44 batters while the Texas Rangers intentionally walked just 21. The intentional walk is something normally reserved for a special occasion, like the pitcher is coming up next, or the winning...
Via Simon On Sports  |  October 25, 2011

I am the Master of the Masters

Not really, but I am tied for the 1st round lead with 13 others after round 1 in their best ball challenge.
Via Simon On Sports  |  April 07, 2011

2011 Yankee Math

Oh the Red Sox fans, so cute with there addition. 04 + 07 = 11. It's their year. Ugh, vomit. Ugh. I've got math too, it says Snobby Yankee Fan, we have more championships than you even though 22 of them came before I was born.
Via Simon On Sports  |  March 31, 2011

Manny Ramirez Hits Blindfolded

You know who doesn't need to see to hit a baseball off Roy Oswalt's head? Manny Ramirez, that's who.
Via Simon On Sports  |  March 23, 2011

World's First 2011 CIT Bracket Predictions(maybe)

You think filling out an NCAA bracket is difficult? Try filling out a CIT bracket where the round 2 opponents aren't lined up or solidified and four of the teams will be chosen after round 1 to get a bye based on some selection criteria. This bracket is gonna be so so wrong. This describes the movement. Red Arrows mean 2nd round byes. Green Arrows mean win and move to the...
Via Simon On Sports  |  March 15, 2011

Create Your Own 2011 CIT Bracket

Here is your 2011 CollegeInsiders.com Tournament Bracket... The creation of the bracket is incredibly fluid as not only do they actually have no hard line bracket of who will play whom next, they also have a new system in place where 4 of the winners in the first round will receive byes into the Quarterfinals and skip the 2nd round. The logic behind this is stated as "RPI ranking...
Via Simon On Sports  |  March 15, 2011

2011 CBI Bracket Predictions

Who wants the 2011 College Basketball Invitational Bracket? You do! I am a massive expert of the 2010-2011 college basketball mid majors. So much so that I know that Boise State wears bright blue and bright orange uniforms and that Cobe Karl used to go there. For that reason and that reason alone, they are clearly the favorites of this tournament and as the favorite they will...
Via Simon On Sports  |  March 15, 2011

2011 NIT Bracket Predictions

BOOM Hokies. I think after 4 years of bubble time for the boys from Hokieland that Delaney and the other seniors will step up and want to leave campus with a good taste in their mouth. The other final 4 teams in MSG are Harvard (for fun), Colorado (snub #2) and Missouri State (uh, don't know why).
Via Simon On Sports  |  March 15, 2011

Album Cover....

EDSBS created a game to play in your boredom. It's a random Album Cover Generator. Here's my result... "Former Latino boy band star Gabino Velasco spiraled into uncontrollable drug usage once his former band disassembled. After years of battling both heroin and cocaine addictions, Valesco is back searching for a new path to stardom. His solo debut "Stop Doing and Concentrate...
Via Simon On Sports  |  February 16, 2011

One of These Things Is Not Like the Others

Who Invited Joe Blanton to the press Conference?
Via Simon On Sports  |  February 15, 2011

Ranking the 2011 SI Swimsuit Rookies

The 2011 SI Swimsuit Edition consists of 5 different rookies. The combination of the five, makes up this years entire body paint section, which means some good pictures. Of the five all of them are beautiful, but one is hands down the winner when it comes to rookie of the year. 5. Shannon Click: Blond, tall and very skinny. Beautiful obviously but in a slender athletic way.4....
Via Simon On Sports  |  February 15, 2011
CHICK QUESTIONS

Do you know the 2011 swimsuit models?

The SI Swimsuit Edition comes out tomorrow and there are 17 ladies rumored to be in the edition. Let's see just how well you know them. know_a_swimsuit_model Try Out Other Trivia SI Swimsuit Models SI Swimsuit Athlete Addition Fat Football Coaches Silhouettes Lefty Hitters Silhouettes To The Rack Silhouettes The Ladies of Jeter Bodies of the WTA And More
Via Simon On Sports  |  February 14, 2011

Finding the 2011 CarGo: What did CarGo's 2009 / Spring Stats Say?

In 2010 Carlos Gonzalez was a hero to all of his fantasy owners. He paid out his owners who likely drafted him above the 10th round a pay day of #1 on the player rater. In all likelihood this will not happen this season, but let us take a look at some of the names who might generate some buzz and have the potential to join the ranks of the top 10. Before we get into whom may...
Via Simon On Sports  |  February 13, 2011

Super Bowl Box History

Super Bowl Boxes are a glorious way for you, on one day during the calendar year, to gamble with your office mates or buddies (and unlike March Madness this requires zero skill or thought at all). Chances are you at this very moment have a spreadsheet on your computer or a print out on your desk that has your name in a variety of boxes. You are sitting there looking at each box...
Via Simon On Sports  |  February 01, 2011

Creating a 2011 Taco Bell Super Bowl Commercial

Taco Bell is currently in the news for being sued over their fake beef. They have fought back with a full page newspaper ad saying their beef is 88% percent BEEF and 12% secret. Since I don't think a pansy one page newspaper ad with the guts and heart of Jay Cutler will be enough, I present to you the Taco Bell 2011 Super Bowl Commercial. It Starts with a Trip in a Limo...
Via Simon On Sports  |  January 28, 2011

The 2010 Playoffs Are About Revenge

In life there is often no bigger motivator than a previous failure and the desire to overcome it. The Human thirst for revenge and vengeance is an unending chain in our DNA. In this years playoffs, nothing has defined it more so than revenge.Wildcard RoundJanuary 24th, 2010: AFC Championship Game, New York Jets at Indianapolis Colts In Rex Ryan's season the Jets managed to...
Via Simon On Sports  |  January 24, 2011

Bart Scott Can't Wait...

Bart Scott Can't Wait... ...To Get Stiff Armed ...To Fall Down ..To STUFF MENDENHALL ...UH OH, Maybe Not ...To Watch Mendenhall Drag Me Into the Endzone ...To Watch Big Ben Fake Hand the Ball off to Me ...To Watch Big Ben Do the Endzone Strolling
Via Simon On Sports  |  January 24, 2011

What Should Brett Favre Do?

He should definitely send pictures of his purple helmet to Roger Goodell as a thank you for not suspending him.
Via Simon On Sports  |  January 20, 2011

Why Does Venus Williams Look Like a Basket?

"Hi, I'm Venus Williams. My sister has won 5 Grand Slams since the last time I won one, however I continually beat her in the ludicrous outfit category. Remember the nude shorts. Well now I bring to you... a woven basket on my stomach!"
Via Simon On Sports  |  January 19, 2011

Faces of Fail: Mr. Tom Brady 2011

Preparing to Fail, Tom Brady Fail GNAR MY TEETH, Tom Brady Fail Don't Touch Me Big Man, Tom Brady Fail :( Boo Hoo Sad Face, Tom Brady Fail On Bended Knee, Tom Brady Fail Sulking Tom, Tom Brady Fail OH COME ON, Tom Brady Fail KAPOW, Tom Brady Fail How's My D*** Taste, Tom Brady Fail The Scoreboard is Wrong, Tom Brady Fail Staring into...
Via Simon On Sports  |  January 18, 2011

It's Time to Change the NFL Seeding Policy

Let me get this out of the way first and foremost. As a Jet fan it is mildly annoying to me that despite having a superior record than both the Chiefs and Colts they are relogated to the #6 spot and a road playoff game thanks to being in the same division as this man (I hate you). With that being said, let me present to you the biggest reason why it is time for the NFL to change...
Via Simon On Sports  |  January 04, 2011

10-11 NCAA Bowl Game Helmet Schedule

Well the Bowl season is here so what better way to kick off the season with a nice Helmet Schedule of all the games. Click on the Image to Enlarge
Via Simon On Sports  |  December 08, 2010
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