LATEST STORIES FROM SORRY BRO: SPORTS THROUGH HOUSER

Anti-Littering NFL Player/Spokesman gets Arrested for Littering

Pittsburgh Steelers continue their 'Making Stupid Decisions in the Offseason' streak by having Emmanuel Sanders, the spokesman, and Antonio Brown get popped for leaving boxes beside a private Dumpster. All the Rooney family knows how to do is break laws. No wonder The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo ended up getting raped and then broke a few laws of her own. It's just...
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June 14, 2012  |  Discuss

Millions of People looked at a Monkey Statue's Schlong because of Michelle Beadle

What does this picture have to say about Colin Cowherd's weeny? All those pictures together, not one where Beadle posed like this. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 14, 2012  |  Discuss

C Breezy and Drake do not Fight, they Scratch

Drake: "I'm the Prince of Soft-Voice singing choruses!" Breezy: "No, I am." (Slice, slice, slice) Drake: "OMG Chris, you ok? Sorry." [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 14, 2012  |  Discuss

This Lil Wayne at Game 1 in Oklahoma City should become a Viral Meme

Absolutely, the new Keanu Reeves sitting on a bench meme in the making. Yo Weezy, you tried to showcase and prove your sports knowledge by going against Skip Bayless, which is clearly the #1 way to prove nothing in the sports world. Plus, the reason no one is sucking your dick is because your black in OKC wearing ridiculously stupid headphones. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 13, 2012  |  Discuss

Alex Trebek robs from the Blacks, Gives to the Whites on Jeopardy

Back to Steve Harvey's Family Feud for you, sir. - Alex Trebek. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 13, 2012  |  Discuss

Jim Rome tried to Takedown the Stern Basketball Association alone

David Stern > Jack Nicholson: Commish Stern ain't no Colonel Jessup to you Tom Cruise Jim Rome. Stern is cold-blooded, clutch, when the pressure gets put on him. Stern just put the shoe on the table, which is turned when all eyes ears were on him today. Now that's how it's done, Miami Heat. [Follow me @TravisHouser] PS - David Stern smirks. Someone will get...
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June 13, 2012  |  Discuss

FCS: University of North Dakota is not North Dakota State?

The North Dakota State Bison are not the North Dakota Fighting Sioux. So when the Championship football banner went to NDFS instead of NDSB, two obvious reasons were at play. The NCAA is filled with oblivious buffoons and they tried to make up for all those Indian Tribe nickname usages for a century. The Indian named school, obviously, intends to be Indian givers with this...
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June 13, 2012  |  Discuss

Just a Soccer Player bleeding out his Asshole on the Pitch

You're going to tell me the image of Brandi Chastain with her shirt off is more memorable than this? Supposedly midfielder Leo Ponzio had a hemorrhoid burst, but I don't believe that being the correct diagnosis. That is clearly full-blown AIDS. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 13, 2012  |  Discuss

Pat Riley and Alonzo reconsider their Flight to Oklahoma City

(Someone find me the Gif of this moment, I can't find it.) Would we be in this position if Dwyane Wade was best friends with Carmelo, rather than Lebron? [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 13, 2012  |  Discuss

Kanye Tweets and Deletes Kim K naked

This officially makes him not a gay fish, right? [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 13, 2012  |  Discuss

At least the Low Class Miami Face-Eaten Victim is still Alive

Leftovers, anyone? [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 12, 2012  |  Discuss

14 Year Old going to Play US Open should Easily Win

Home-field advantage as well since the U.S. Open is going to take place in San Francisco. This Andy Zhang kid is catching all the breaks he can entering an American golf tournament, which can only mean one thing: Vegas odds having him as a +16 dropout. I'm not giving this kid one break. If he does not win, he has nothing to blame but his own lack of talent. Not allowed...
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June 11, 2012  |  Discuss

Indiana Racers Rage pretty hard during their Races

Real athletes have roid, not road, rage. These buffoons really take the $500 grand prize seriously. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 11, 2012  |  Discuss

Much Respect to the Illegal Dumper in Detroit

Leaning into the microphone to talk is just the whip cream on this interview. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 11, 2012  |  Discuss

I'll Have Another should Fire his Owner and Trainers

Time to quit racing and take his horse dick on a vacation in the Great Plains because in absolutely no way does a horse ever pull out of anything by himself. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 11, 2012  |  Discuss

Humberto Quintero is a Funny Guy, but not a Chinaman though

What else would you expect from a guy named Humberto? What else would you expect to make national news for the Kansas City Royals? Bruce Chen probably bought him Taco Bell after the game. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 10, 2012  |  Discuss

Auburn Shooting kills Two Former, One Current Tigers Football Player

Auburn Trees dying were a national story for 8 months. Auburn Players dying will be a national story for 2 days. Roll Damn Tide. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 10, 2012  |  Discuss

Manny Pacquiao - Tim Bradley show that Boxing has Tradition

Why such results? 1. David Stern style. 2. UFC and Boxing are merging. 3. Team Money. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 10, 2012  |  Discuss

This "Student-Athlete Summer Homework" is A+ Work

Everything you read about Former Memphis Tigers DE Dasmine Cathey is not written by Dasmine Cathey. [Follow me @TravisHouser] More Information
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June 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Boston Says Good Job, Good Effort in a Different Manner

The real man way. By offerring Lebron James a beer after a solid performance. A Beer > Anything Jake Meyer can offer as a 9-year-old. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 07, 2012  |  Discuss

9 Year Old Jack Meyer needs to Stand in the Hallway to my Room

Just so all the girls can hear "Good Job, Good Effort" when they take their Miami Heat Walk of Shame to their car in the morning. Those girls' morale would be even more high after having sex with the one and only, Travis Houser. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 07, 2012  |  Discuss

Jean Claude Van Damme walks onto a MTV Red Carpet

... And brings his last call-worthy daughter, Bianca Bree, with him. I see what you're doing here JCVD. Somehow you're still a few steps behind what Wayne is doing with Paulina in the 'Bring Fame to smoke Daughter' father award. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 06, 2012  |  Discuss

"Good Job, Good Effort" Kid is needed at every Hallway

The kid is also needed at my bedroom door for the morning when one of my broads exits and must do her own Lebron James or Dwyane Wade walk of shame to her car. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 05, 2012  |  Discuss

Can Someone Help me Fully Commit to the Fact that EA Sports has UFC now?

Dana White is happy, but us MMA game fans should just be hopeful. More Information
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June 05, 2012  |  Discuss

If it was possible for Biggie Smalls to Rollover, the Kardashians made him do it

PS - You know how skinny Notorious must be after all these years DIEting? Plus, is Jesus off his penis yet? [Follow me @TravisHouser]
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June 05, 2012  |  Discuss
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