This video came to me from my Twitter pal Bobby O'Shea who writes over at Green Bay Bums. When he told me that he and his super-white buddy (because all Packers fans are presumed super-white until proven otherwise) had created this remix, I was sure that it would...well, really really blow. But I must say that these guys did a pretty damn good job with it. Plus I always love to...

So Stephen Curry may have some trouble properly pronouncing his own name, and I really haven't seen the kid play, but I am beyond thrilled to welcome him to my Warriors. Why? This:Forgive me for being a girl here, but OMG, HOW ADORABLE ARE STEPHEN AND HIS FRIENDS!!!!???!!! He comes across as a little shy in the video, but I've got to say, he's kind of like a young Rod Benson....

All those people that say, 'Bah! There's nothin' on TV! 500 channels and it's all terrible!' Well, sometimes they're right. -Tas

So a while back I did a post on hottest male athletes. Here's something to even the score and give some love to the beautiful ladies of sports. You probably disagree. I don't care.1.) Lokelani McMichael - Triathlon2.) Daniela Hantuchova - Tennis3.) Anna Rawson – Golf4.) Ashley Force - Motorsports5.) Anna Kournikova - Tennis (GO RUSSIANS!)6.) Niki Gudex – Bike Riding7.)...

Gotta love the wide receivers. Definitely the most entertaining group of all the football players out there. As a thank you for these guys taking on thousands of dollars in fines each year to provide me with hours of entertaining celebration dance clips on YouTube, I've decided to bestow upon them a list of my favorites for this year. Because they all totally read my blog.Note...

We've seen athletes do a lot of really stupid crap in the last year or so. From Monta Ellis's moped to Brandon Marshall's McDonald's bag to, of course, Plaxico's safety-less gun, these guys have damaged their multi-million dollar bodies in ways that are more frickin ridiculous than I could possibly dream up. But, man, at least those guys did this dumb ish on...

You just can't make this stuff up. This is exactly why some athletes should have blogs instead of talking to reporters. That way they can at least read over their work. So they can make sure they don't do silly things like, you know, use "your" instead of "you're", mispronounce someone's last name, or accidentally say that they like to have their asses hammered by their teammates...

This whole election is really like a horrible reality show. Except the end result won't be a 2-month marriage briefly mentioned in the tabloids and forgotten soon after, but potentially another 4 years of embarrassing leadership for the entire country. This ish is just unreal. I hate Brady Quinn. I hate Sarah Palin. I hate McCain. I hate this video. McCain and Palin rally in Strongsville

At least not according to a post on her MySpace blog made yesterday, which has since been deleted.Well I say good riddance! Nobody gives a damn about that guy, anyway. (Except maybe Eagles fans. And I don't know anybody who cares what they think.) Besides, I've found a much better match for this lovely housewife-in-training.Kendra, I know that on your MySpace profile...

At least not according to a post on her MySpace blog made yesterday, which has since been deleted.Well I say good riddance! Nobody gives a damn about that guy, anyway. (Except maybe Eagles fans. And I don't know anybody who cares what they think.) Besides, I've found a much better match for this lovely housewife-in-training.Kendra, I know that on your MySpace profile...

Good lord, my favorite (well, my only) guest writer, B M Mcmanus of Titles are so 2006, is hilarious. Check out his brilliance.In honor of the Bay Area's fallen hero, the latest literary talent to emerge from the bastion of learning that is the University of California, Berkeley , here is ee cummings' poem "Buffalo Bill's / defunct"...in the style of Marshawn Lynch:Wow, B...word...

Dear Beane-face,No more Swish? Like, seriously? Billy, you stupid piece of over-hyped crap, say it ain't so. I mean, I've read Moneyball, and correct me if I'm wrong here, but I thought we liked the guys who could generate runs. I thought we liked walks (of which Nicky-poo had 100 last season - 6th in the AL). I thought we liked high on-base percentages (like Swishy's career-high...

Yeah, you heard me. I'll even write those evil words that will send me straight to football fan hell: I DON'T LIKE BRETT FAVRE.No, I'm not retarded. (Thanks for asking.) I realize the man's an amazing football player, will forever be an NFL legend, and blahblahblah. But you know, for a bunch of "real men", you Favre fans sure do get awfully girly and sappy every time he retires...

So a while back I did a post on hottest male athletes. Here's something to even the score and give some love to the beautiful ladies of sports. You probably disagree. I don't care.1.) Lokelani McMichael - Triathlon2.) Daniela Hantuchova - Tennis3.) Anna Rawson ? Golf4.) Ashley Force - Motorsports5.) Anna Kournikova - Tennis (GO RUSSIANS!)6.) Niki Gudex ? Bike Riding7.) Heather...

Gotta love the wide receivers. Definitely the most entertaining group of all the football players out there. As a thank you for these guys taking on thousands of dollars in fines each year to provide me with hours of entertaining celebration dance clips on YouTube, I've decided to bestow upon them a list of my favorites for this year. Because they all totally read my blog.Note...

Looks like a lot has changed in the world of sports since I last blogged. WNBA making headlines? Hummina?Ladies, I have to say that the Biotch is very proud of you. You're finally starting to realize what it will take to get sports fans to actually watch women's basketball...or at least get you almost FIVE minutes (!!!) of air time on SportsCenter. Yeehaw.But don't let this be...

Whoopdeefrickindo. He came back. Just like you all knew he would. ESPN - I know I've asked this before, but can we please move on to some actual sports news? Thanks.I have to admit that until tonight I didn't even realize how close we are to the opening ceremonies for the 2008 Olympics, but now I'm really getting excited. Since the whole idea of the Games is for everyone in...

Goodbye, Ocho Cinco....HELL-O, Sashen'ka Ovechkin!My new favorite athlete is even more hilarious-er than Chad, pretty cute despite the missing teeth, and he's looking for a Russian wife. OOO, ooo! Pick me!I don't know, Alex - 5 to 10 kids? I guess if it means having that lovely jacuzzi, then it's all worth it...

Goodbye, Ocho Cinco....HELL-O, Sashen'ka Ovechkin!My new favorite athlete is even more hilarious-er than Chad, pretty cute despite the missing teeth, and he's looking for a Russian wife. OOO, ooo! Pick me!I don't know, Alex - 5 to 10 kids? I guess if it means having that lovely jacuzzi, then it's all worth it...

I have to admit that until tonight I didn't even realize how close we are to the opening ceremonies for the 2008 Olympics, but now I'm really getting excited. Since the whole idea of the Games is for everyone in the world to put their differences aside and play nice for a little while, I figured I'd also put aside the Biotching for a minute and show just a teensy-weensy bit of respect...

Looks like a lot has changed in the world of sports since I last blogged. WNBA making headlines? Hummina? Ladies, I have to say that the Biotch is very proud of you. You're finally starting to realize what it will take to get sports fans to actually watch women's basketball...or at least get you almost FIVE minutes (!!!) of air time on SportsCenter. Yeehaw. But...

Yeah, you heard me. I'll even write those evil words that will send me straight to football fan hell: I DON'T LIKE BRETT FAVRE. No, I'm not retarded. (Thanks for asking.) I realize the man's an amazing football player, will forever be an NFL legend, and blahblahblah. But you know, for a bunch of "real men", you Favre fans sure do get awfully girly and sappy every time...

Dear Beane-face,No more Swish? Like, seriously? Billy, you stupid piece of over-hyped crap, say it ain't so. I mean, I've read Moneyball, and corect me if I'm wrong here, but I thought we liked the guys who could generate runs. I thought we liked walks (of which Nicky-poo had 100 last season - 6th in...

Okay, let's face it, when it comes to sports it's impossible to please everyone. So if we can't make everyone happy, let's do the next best thing and make the Sports Biotch happy. Here are some people who I think should have Milton Bradley's fury unleashed on their asses this week because, well, th...

I love sports, and I am always impressed by the talented people who play them. But I have a message for some of the pro athletes out there: please realize that your amazing gifts are sometimes limited to the realm of sports. You really need to stop trying to extend them into, say, the world of musi...