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Gin and Juice Remix...Lambeau Style
July 09, 2009 by
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This video came to me from my Twitter pal Bobby O'Shea who writes over at Green Bay Bums. When he told me that he and his super-white buddy (because all Packers fans are presumed super-white until proven otherwise) had created this remix, I was sure that it would...well, really...
Stephen Curry - I Am Honored to Have You in the Bay
June 30, 2009 by
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So Stephen Curry may have some trouble properly pronouncing his own name, and I really haven't seen the kid play, but I am beyond thrilled to welcome him to my Warriors. Why? This:Forgive me for being a girl here, but OMG, HOW ADORABLE ARE STEPHEN AND HIS FRIENDS!!!!???!!! He comes...
Worst Interview of All Time
June 22, 2009 by
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This is bad. Really frickin' bad. And you know who's at fault here? Not Rajai Davis - his job is to play baseball, which he's...at least not horrible at. Not his agent - sure, there's some media training in order here that clearly has never been provided, but I'...
Hottest Female Athletes
March 11, 2009 by
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So a while back I did a post on hottest male athletes. Here's something to even the score and give some love to the beautiful ladies of sports. You probably disagree. I don't care.1.) Lokelani McMichael - Triathlon2.) Daniela Hantuchova - Tennis3.) Anna Rawson – Golf4...
Top 10 Fantasy Wide Receivers 2008
March 11, 2009 by
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Gotta love the wide receivers. Definitely the most entertaining group of all the football players out there. As a thank you for these guys taking on thousands of dollars in fines each year to provide me with hours of entertaining celebration dance clips on YouTube, I've decided...
Being a Royal Not Painful Enough, Guillen Removes Own Toenail
February 23, 2009 by
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We've seen athletes do a lot of really stupid crap in the last year or so. From Monta Ellis's moped to Brandon Marshall's McDonald's bag to, of course, Plaxico's safety-less gun, these guys have damaged their multi-million dollar bodies in ways that are more frickin...
Matt Stairs Enjoys Getting Hammered by Guys
October 14, 2008 by
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You just can't make this stuff up. This is exactly why some athletes should have blogs instead of talking to reporters. That way they can at least read over their work. So they can make sure they don't do silly things like, you know, use "your" instead of "you...
My Friends, Brady Quinn is a Fruit
October 09, 2008 by
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This whole election is really like a horrible reality show. Except the end result won't be a 2-month marriage briefly mentioned in the tabloids and forgotten soon after, but potentially another 4 years of embarrassing leadership for the entire country. This ish is just unreal....
Kendra Isn't Engaged to Philly WR Hank Baskett....
September 25, 2008 by
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At least not according to a post on her MySpace blog made yesterday, which has since been deleted. Well I say good riddance! Nobody gives a damn about that guy, anyway. (Except maybe Eagles fans. And I don't know anybody who cares what they think.) Besides, I've found a much...
Kendra Isn't Engaged to Philly WR Hank Baskett....
September 24, 2008 by
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At least not according to a post on her MySpace blog made yesterday, which has since been deleted. Well I say good riddance! Nobody gives a damn about that guy, anyway. (Except maybe Eagles fans. And I don't know anybody who cares what they think.) Besides, I've found a much...
EE Cummings Remix, by Marshawn Lynch
September 23, 2008 by
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Good lord, my favorite (well, my only) guest writer, B M Mcmanus of Titles are so 2006, is hilarious. Check out his brilliance. In honor of the Bay Area's fallen hero, the latest literary talent to emerge from the bastion of learning that is the University of California, Berkeley...
To: Billy Beane, Re: Nick Swisher
September 23, 2008 by
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Dear Beane-face, No more Swish? Like, seriously? Billy, you stupid piece of over-hyped crap, say it ain't so. I mean, I've read Moneyball, and correct me if I'm wrong here, but I thought we liked the guys who could generate runs. I thought we liked walks (of which Nicky...
Why Aaron Rodgers is Better than Brett Favre
September 23, 2008 by
Sports Biotch
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Yeah, you heard me. I'll even write those evil words that will send me straight to football fan hell: I DON'T LIKE BRETT FAVRE. No, I'm not retarded. (Thanks for asking.) I realize the man's an amazing football player, will forever be an NFL legend, and blahblahblah...
Hottest Female Athletes
September 23, 2008 by
Sports Biotch
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So a while back I did a post on hottest male athletes. Here's something to even the score and give some love to the beautiful ladies of sports. You probably disagree. I don't care. 1.) Lokelani McMichael - Triathlon 2.) Daniela Hantuchova - Tennis 3.) Anna Rawson ? Golf 4....
Top 10 Fantasy Wide Receivers 2008
September 23, 2008 by
Sports Biotch
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Gotta love the wide receivers. Definitely the most entertaining group of all the football players out there. As a thank you for these guys taking on thousands of dollars in fines each year to provide me with hours of entertaining celebration dance clips on YouTube, I've decided...
WNBA - Whatever it Takes to Keep People Watching
September 23, 2008 by
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Looks like a lot has changed in the world of sports since I last blogged. WNBA making headlines? Hummina? Ladies, I have to say that the Biotch is very proud of you. You're finally starting to realize what it will take to get sports fans to actually watch women's basketball...
What REALLY Matters This Week, or Why I'm Excited About the Olympics
September 23, 2008 by
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Whoopdeefrickindo. He came back. Just like you all knew he would. ESPN - I know I've asked this before, but can we please move on to some actual sports news? Thanks. I have to admit that until tonight I didn't even realize how close we are to the opening ceremonies for the...
Ovechkin Wants Russian Women Only - DA!
September 23, 2008 by
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Goodbye, Ocho Cinco....HELL-O, Sashen'ka Ovechkin! My new favorite athlete is even more hilarious-er than Chad, pretty cute despite the missing teeth, and he's looking for a Russian wife. OOO, ooo! Pick me! I don't know, Alex - 5 to 10 kids? I guess if it means having...
Ovechkin Wants Russian Women Only - DA!
August 14, 2008 by
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Goodbye, Ocho Cinco....HELL-O, Sashen'ka Ovechkin! My new favorite athlete is even more hilarious-er than Chad, pretty cute despite the missing teeth, and he's looking for a Russian wife. OOO, ooo! Pick me! I don't know, Alex - 5 to 10 kids? I guess if it means having...
What REALLY Matters This Week, or Why I'm Excited About the Olympics
August 04, 2008 by
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I have to admit that until tonight I didn't even realize how close we are to the opening ceremonies for the 2008 Olympics, but now I'm really getting excited. Since the whole idea of the Games is for everyone in the world to put their differences aside and play nice for a little...
WNBA - Whatever it Takes to Keep People Watching
July 28, 2008 by
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Looks like a lot has changed in the world of sports since I last blogged. WNBA making headlines? Hummina?
Ladies, I have to say that the Biotch is very proud of you. You're finally starting to realize what it will take to get sports fans to actually watch women's basketball...
Why Aaron Rodgers is Better than Brett Favre
May 30, 2008 by
Sports Biotch
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Yeah, you heard me. I'll even write those evil words that will send me straight to football fan hell: I DON'T LIKE BRETT FAVRE.
No, I'm not retarded. (Thanks for asking.) I realize the man's an amazing football player, will forever be an NFL legend, and blahblahblah...
To: Billy Beane, Re: Nick Swisher
January 27, 2008 by
Sports Biotch
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Dear Beane-face,No more Swish? Like, seriously? Billy, you stupid piece of over-hyped crap, say it ain't so. I mean, I've read Moneyball, and corect me if I'm wrong here, but I thought we liked the guys who could generate runs. I thought we liked walks (of which Nicky-poo...
What's Making Me Biotchy This Week...
January 25, 2008 by
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Okay, let's face it, when it comes to sports it's impossible to please everyone. So if we can't make everyone happy, let's do the next best thing and make the Sports Biotch happy. Here are some people who I think should have Milton Bradley's fury unleashed on their...
Don't Quit Your Ridiculously Lucrative Day Job
January 25, 2008 by
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I love sports, and I am always impressed by the talented people who play them. But I have a message for some of the pro athletes out there: please realize that your amazing gifts are sometimes limited to the realm of sports. You really need to stop trying to extend them into, say,...
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