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Mark Your Calendars...
January 25, 2008 by
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This is definitely a day for the record books. Today, I, the Sports Biotch, actually agree with T.O. on something. Let me preface this by saying that I still hate the guy and think that his immense talent stopped making up for his desperate cries for attention a long time ago.Despite...
Hottest Male Athletes
January 10, 2008 by
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It has become all-too-apparent that football season just can't come fast enough. I'm sure all of you have noticed there have been WAY too many Hottest Babe so-called "sports" blog posts as of late. Gentlemen, this is seriously getting out of hand.I'm tired of...
To: Billy Beane, Re: Nick Swisher
January 05, 2008 by
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Dear Beane-face,
No more Swish? Like, seriously? Billy, you stupid piece of over-hyped crap, say it ain't so...
EE Cummings Remix, by Marshawn Lynch
November 29, 2007 by
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In honor of the Bay Area's fallen hero, the latest literary talent to emerge from the bastion of learning that is the University of California, Berkeley, here is ee cummings' poem "Buffalo Bill's / defunct"...in the style of Marshawn Lynch:
Grumpy, Old, Balding, Cocaine-Trafficking Men
November 16, 2007 by
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Never, EVER have I wanted to scream "grow up" at a 60-year-old man more than I do today.
I'm sure that by now everyone has had a chance to see Eugene "Mercury" Morris's recent interview, where he eloquently articulates his sophisticated, unbiased thoughts...
Dennis Rodman - Dude Looks Like a... Ladies' Basketball Coach?
November 14, 2007 by
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Apparently, Dennis Rodman is considering a gig as a WNBA coach.
I think this would make the ladies pretty uncomfortable. No, it's not because he'd be a man in a women's locker room, but because he would be more feminine than the vast majority of the players on his team...
White Men Can't...Dance
October 18, 2007 by
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While the white athlete is a dying breed, there are still plenty of talented melanin-challenged players to be found in professional sports. What the male caucasoids seem to be lacking, however, is the ability to do a celebratory dance that doesn't make them look like they should...
Ty Cobb Makes Barry Bonds Look Like Strawberry Shortcake
October 10, 2007 by
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The reasons for Barry-hate are abundant and obvious. First, the assumption that he used steroids kinda falls into the same category as the theory of evolution; no one saw it happen and there isn't any test that directly proves it happened, but you'd have to be crazy to deny...
Romo Rocks
October 04, 2007 by
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Yeah, I'm a little late on this, but what can I say...I'm slow. Just saw this footage of Sunday's Cowboys-Rams game, and words can't expressed how thoroughly impressed I am with Tony Romo (or how much I want to slap the "professional" center that was responsible...
Vick Can't Catch a Break - Canadians File Retarded Lawsuit
September 26, 2007 by
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I really hate how much publicity the whole Vick thing has gotten, but I had to post this. It's not so much that Vick's getting screwed by more people than Paris Hilton these days that makes it interesting, but more that I just don't understand how this lawsuit makes sense.
What's Making Me Biotchy This Week...
September 25, 2007 by
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Okay, let's face it, when it comes to sports it's impossible to please everyone. So if we can't make everyone happy, let's do the next best thing and make the Sports Biotch happy. Here are some people who I think should have Milton Bradley's fury unleashed on their...
Mark Your Calendars...
September 19, 2007 by
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This is definitely a day for the record books. Today, I, the Sports Biotch, actually agree with T.O. on something. Let me preface this by saying that I still hate the guy and think that his immense talent stopped making up for his desperate cries for attention a long time ago.Despite...
Shanahan is a Little Girl
September 19, 2007 by
Sports Biotch
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There's a very technical term to describe what Shanahan pulled last weekend against the Raiders. I believe it's called "a b*tch move".
I Heart College Football
September 03, 2007 by
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I have to say that Saturday was an amazing day for college football. Um, scratch that. I don't know about everything that went down in college football, and I don't really care. My Cal Bears got some sweet revenge, and let's face it, that's all that really matters...
USC Players are Morons
August 30, 2007 by
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The Sports Biotch is back from a little break, and she's ready to rip on the Trojans. Check out what these idiots did to earn themselves a post from the Biotch herself.
Stomper, the A's Mascot, Leads a Double Life
August 21, 2007 by
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In the Oakland area, Stomper is a well-known character. He is the adorable, cartoony elephant that can always be found waddling around at A's games, handing out prizes and autographs to the young baseball fans. Stomper is not just a symbol of the Oakland Athletics, he is a symbol...
My Rant on Al Davis - Commitment to Arrogance
August 17, 2007 by
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Once upon a time, Al Davis was a symbol of the Raiders' legendary greatness. It was in these days that fans could use phrases like "Just Win, Baby" and "Commitment to Excellence" without everyone within earshot erupting into fits of laughter.
Those days are...
Why Athletes Should Stick to Spandex
August 16, 2007 by
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Ever wonder why sports uniforms were invented? Yeah, I'm sure that being able to identify who's on your team and who isn't is pretty helpful (someone should really explain that concept to Rex Grossman)...but I think there's a deeper reason.
My theory is that athletes...
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