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Yankees take record 16 hours to become painfully insufferable World Champions
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We're guessing you're already violently clenching a pair of pliers as part of a disturbing plot to rip out Girardi's braces. In a fitting, annoying twist, you'll need to take a number. Girardi likely to up ante with uniform switch...
Bing looking to put dent in Google by completely pissing off the general public
2 days ago by
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We're guessing whatever minimal gains Bing may have made in the search market before today have since vanished faster than an innocent head in Rikishi's asscheeks. [via, who else, Bing]
Girardi pays tribute to Hans and Franz in bizarre World Series trophy presentation
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Then again, he could simply be wearing his official Yankees Championship tshirt over an astronaut suit. Both are refreshingly edgy from a fashion standpoint. And for the hell of it, here's Hans and Franz.
NY Post shocks oddsmakers, takes until Game 6 to photoshop Pedro's head on baby
3 days ago by
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Expect every member of the Yankees to be photoshopped on a horse's ass if they fail to close it out tonight.
Phillies inexplicably add Carlito Brigante to World Series roster
3 days ago by
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This is absolutely a strange, eery move for Philly, as the movie version of Brigante was viciously gunned down in the closing scene by Benny Blanco from the Bronx.
The NBA season hasn't officially begun until we've all been properly Kaman'd
4 days ago by
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If after seeing this photo you find yourself imitating Kaman's "crazed beaver" overbite, you're not alone. Now go tear into an Orc's flesh like Mr. Peepers.
Mike Francesa and Phil Mushnick travel back in time for youthful, kinky pillow fight
5 days ago by
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To summarize, this is ten minutes of Mike Francesa showing off his shiny, untouchable tits. He does fail to admit, however, that while his boss might in fact be Jewish, he has always been anti-Eckstein, especially when the pesky little...
Focused Canó to create balloon animals during tonight's National Anthem
5 days ago by
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Lions uninspired effort coincidentally followed by world's most depressing game recap
5 days ago by
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Someone, anyone, please take this man to Taco Town at once.
Lions uninspired effort coincidentally followed by world's most depressing game recap
5 days ago by
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Someone, anyone, please take this man to Taco Town at once.
Lions uninspired effort coincidentally followed by world's most depressing game recap
5 days ago by
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Someone, anyone, please take this man to Taco Town at once.
Lions uninspired effort coincidentally followed by world's most depressing game recap
5 days ago by
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Someone, anyone, please take this man to Taco Town at once.
The Sports Hernia Show - Episode 8
6 days ago by
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In this week’s installment, albeit a bit late, the Sports Hernia revels in the Agassi’s meth revelation and attempts to cover all the impending implosions within the NBA this season. Don't forget you can also subscribe to the show through...
Welcome to the Brett Favre Live Cam!
6 days ago by
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No, seriously. Fox has a camera following Brett Favre, and only Brett Favre. So in lieu of watching a potentially decent football game, you can instead watch Brett Favre point at a clipboard or adjust his frozen balls. So far,...
Helpful, hopeful suggestion: Do not speak when Mike Francesa tries thinking
8 days ago by
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A segment dedicated entirely to Mike Francesa saying "weeeeeeeeee" while he urinates would be more inspiring than what we have here. [h/t: TheMikeFrancesa]
Charlotte Bobcats "top performer" an actual cartoon cat
9 days ago by
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The embarrassment endured by the Charlotte Bobcats after getting trounced 92-59 was heightened Thursday when Yahoo Sports didn't even try to muster up a picture for the team's so-called "Top Performer." With things not looking good for Jordan and Larry...
Mayor Bloomberg captures pulse of Yankee fans by sleeping in 9th inning
10 days ago by
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In a strange, unexpected twist, it appears 5-0 Phillies is exactly what a visibly pleased Bernie Williams had in mind.
Jays CEO Paul Beeston signs three year deal; will likely appear in your dream tonight
10 days ago by
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Whatever you do just don't ruin it for Beeston, the jovial fella has no idea he has a hooker sore on his upper lip. Beeston becomes full-time president [Globe Sports]
The NBA tips off tonight: Honor yourself with John Tesh
11 days ago by
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If you're not dancing your pants off, we assume you've collapsed after seeing John Tesh listen to a message he left for himself, detailing the snazzy boogie jam he's cooked up that would eventually become the NBA on NBC theme...
The Sports Hernia's greatest visitor ever?
11 days ago by
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Often times, like any other site, people arrive here via Google. A simple keyword search of "FlowBee" or an obscure sports figure will usually do the trick in finding us. But every once in awhile we're treated to a special...
New York Post predictably eases into World Series coverage
11 days ago by
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The second sentence of the article that goes with the Victorino photoshop job goes like this: "The Yankees are going to make Philly cream cheese out of them," a confident Tommy Bayoikos, 44, predicted yesterday in Midtown. Tommy, if it...
NY Rangers Legend Ron Duguay...
12 days ago by
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...is an actual man-rooster ...is one of 3 men on Earth capable of doing sign language with his chest hair ...is wondering why he dressed up for a hockey show, no one is watching this ...should be on Melrose Place...
Heroic member of Raider Nation spotted with Randy Hanson's forearm
12 days ago by
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The rest of Randy Hanson is reportedly being held in a carbon chamber overseen by Jabba the Cable, Darth Raider and a merry gang of devoted misfits.
Mark Sanchez sneaks a weenie in riveting showdown with Raiders
13 days ago by
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CBS cameras also spotted, not necessarily caught, Tom Cable on the sideline shoving multiple weenies into a blender, as the innovative head coach chugged bottomless hot dog milkshakes throughout the entirety of his team's latest 93-point loss.
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