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Report: No one gives a ****
17 days ago by
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That'll be enough there, Seabass. Time to go play paddycake with the One Man Gang's tits.
ESPN's latest poll finally solves heated Gold Glove debate
18 days ago by
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While "A lot" and "A little" are both intriguing, punchy answers, we think "Kind of, but sometimes yup not really, nah" deftly captures the spirit of the progressively retarded Gold Glove award. Are Gold Gloves Meaningless Awards? [ESPN]
Captivating GM meetings just moments away from breaking into AL vs. NL tickle fight
18 days ago by
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ESPNBoston's Chris Forsberg hoping to cheer up some time soon
19 days ago by
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According to our sources, this photograph was taken shortly after Forsberg received his diploma from Paul Bearer's School for Morbid Morticians. Chris Forsberg [ESPNBoston]
ESPN continues valiant, relentless quest for actual sports news
19 days ago by
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Eli Manning chooses odd time to ride invisible motorcycle
20 days ago by
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While an entire fanbase finds itself completely miserable today, Lloyd Christmas remains proud.
Just in case your eyes haven't yet been ruined by the Latino Dracula-Joker-Lizard
20 days ago by
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No, no, this is not a haunted wax figure, this is really Sammy Sosa.
Yankees take record 16 hours to become painfully insufferable World Champions
23 days ago by
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We're guessing you're already violently clenching a pair of pliers as part of a disturbing plot to rip out Girardi's braces. In a fitting, annoying twist, you'll need to take a number. Girardi likely to up ante with uniform switch...
Bing looking to put dent in Google by completely pissing off the general public
24 days ago by
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We're guessing whatever minimal gains Bing may have made in the search market before today have since vanished faster than an innocent head in Rikishi's asscheeks. [via, who else, Bing]
Girardi pays tribute to Hans and Franz in bizarre World Series trophy presentation
24 days ago by
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Then again, he could simply be wearing his official Yankees Championship tshirt over an astronaut suit. Both are refreshingly edgy from a fashion standpoint. And for the hell of it, here's Hans and Franz.
NY Post shocks oddsmakers, takes until Game 6 to photoshop Pedro's head on baby
25 days ago by
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Expect every member of the Yankees to be photoshopped on a horse's ass if they fail to close it out tonight.
Phillies inexplicably add Carlito Brigante to World Series roster
25 days ago by
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This is absolutely a strange, eery move for Philly, as the movie version of Brigante was viciously gunned down in the closing scene by Benny Blanco from the Bronx.
The NBA season hasn't officially begun until we've all been properly Kaman'd
26 days ago by
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If after seeing this photo you find yourself imitating Kaman's "crazed beaver" overbite, you're not alone. Now go tear into an Orc's flesh like Mr. Peepers.
Mike Francesa and Phil Mushnick travel back in time for youthful, kinky pillow fight
27 days ago by
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To summarize, this is ten minutes of Mike Francesa showing off his shiny, untouchable tits. He does fail to admit, however, that while his boss might in fact be Jewish, he has always been anti-Eckstein, especially when the pesky little...
Focused Canó to create balloon animals during tonight's National Anthem
27 days ago by
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Lions uninspired effort coincidentally followed by world's most depressing game recap
27 days ago by
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Someone, anyone, please take this man to Taco Town at once.
Lions uninspired effort coincidentally followed by world's most depressing game recap
27 days ago by
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Someone, anyone, please take this man to Taco Town at once.
Lions uninspired effort coincidentally followed by world's most depressing game recap
27 days ago by
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Someone, anyone, please take this man to Taco Town at once.
Lions uninspired effort coincidentally followed by world's most depressing game recap
27 days ago by
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Someone, anyone, please take this man to Taco Town at once.
The Sports Hernia Show - Episode 8
28 days ago by
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In this week’s installment, albeit a bit late, the Sports Hernia revels in the Agassi’s meth revelation and attempts to cover all the impending implosions within the NBA this season. Don't forget you can also subscribe to the show through...
Welcome to the Brett Favre Live Cam!
28 days ago by
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No, seriously. Fox has a camera following Brett Favre, and only Brett Favre. So in lieu of watching a potentially decent football game, you can instead watch Brett Favre point at a clipboard or adjust his frozen balls. So far,...
Helpful, hopeful suggestion: Do not speak when Mike Francesa tries thinking
October 30, 2009 by
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A segment dedicated entirely to Mike Francesa saying "weeeeeeeeee" while he urinates would be more inspiring than what we have here. [h/t: TheMikeFrancesa]
Charlotte Bobcats "top performer" an actual cartoon cat
October 29, 2009 by
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The embarrassment endured by the Charlotte Bobcats after getting trounced 92-59 was heightened Thursday when Yahoo Sports didn't even try to muster up a picture for the team's so-called "Top Performer." With things not looking good for Jordan and Larry...
Mayor Bloomberg captures pulse of Yankee fans by sleeping in 9th inning
October 28, 2009 by
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In a strange, unexpected twist, it appears 5-0 Phillies is exactly what a visibly pleased Bernie Williams had in mind.
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