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JSF Radio Network Unveils The Sports Hernia Show
August 27, 2009 by
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As you may have heard from JoeSportsFan themselves, the JSF Radio Network has officially launched. So along with the original JSF Show comes three new, Joey Chestnut helpings of listening bliss. There's the The Steel Cage, Blog with Balls and......
Rick Pitino officially aging in Kramer cigar room years
August 26, 2009 by
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With a generous splash of rotting owl years.
Introducing Russ Hochstein, single-handedly keeping the FlowBee dream alive
August 26, 2009 by
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If Russ Hochstein still isn't your favorite NFL player after seeing this pure, affable slice of Americana, you're lacking in heart and spirit, my friends. To make things right, in the name of big old Hoch', go eat one of...
Robinson Canó morphs into human Shar-Pei
August 25, 2009 by
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That or it's the happiest, most elated Bitter Beer Face we've ever seen.
Chris Farley comes out of grave just to do Rex Ryan impression
August 25, 2009 by
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Joe Banner's disturbing dating profile revealed
August 24, 2009 by
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Name: Joe "Bangbus" Banner Nickname: Rat Death Occupation: Somehow involved with the NFL Height: 49" of pure hell, pal Weight: 220lbs. when counting my bulbous 'nads Hair: Melted black Twizzlers Ethnicity: Dharma Relationship Status: Single and raging Interested...
Obafemi Martins celebrates goal with "Dancin' On The Ceiling" somersault routine
August 21, 2009 by
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The only way to possibly improve this is if Martins could find a way to somehow incorporate Sam Cassell's prolific 'Big Nuts' celebration dance. [via Telegraph]
The presumptuous Jamaal Brown better be buying us dinner first
August 21, 2009 by
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But trying to get in our pants via the media route is a bit of a low-ball move.
David Wright spotted moments after leaving the offices of Dr. Tim Whatley
August 21, 2009 by
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Not pictured: These sneakers.
Self-promotion: More turnbuckle chewing on the JoeSportsFan show
August 21, 2009 by
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This week we were once again welcomed to the Joe Sports Fan show by dapper co-hosts Matt Sebek and Josh Bacott to take part in their Wiffle Ball segment, which is really the closest thing to an electronic hoedown that...
Matt Kemp mistakes outfield wall for refreshing swimming pool
August 20, 2009 by
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar possibly might be slightly interested in becoming a head coach
August 20, 2009 by
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Kinda. Kareem Lobbies For A Head Coaching Job, In 140 Characters Or Less [Deadspin]
Mets third base coach Razor Shines is answering your questions today
August 19, 2009 by
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And he's being a good sport and playing along quite nicely as the "Aquafina 3rd Base Coach of Life." On our very first question, which was "are you weird?" he immediately grabbed his breasts. He's available for more questions right...
Early pick for #1 in NFL jersey sales: Beavers
August 19, 2009 by
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The highly talented Beavers from Annapolis, Maryland should give 1950s sitcom star Robbie Gould (numero uno for 11 years straight) a good run for his money this season.
Joe Maddon dyes hair, becomes lovechild of Tom Arnold and Bono
August 19, 2009 by
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Poll: What does this black hole of an armpit smell like?
August 18, 2009 by
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Online Surveys & Market Research
Source: Tom Cable punched Randy Hanson shortly after seeing this photo
August 18, 2009 by
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Source #2: I punched Randy when I found out his name was Randy. Source #3: I've got lumps in my stool prettier than this guy. Source #4: I'd beat up Randy Hanson before I beat up Zac Hanson. Source #5:...
Miami's Nathan Jones to be fined $150,000 for obscene "Plumber Crack" celebration
August 18, 2009 by
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Not since a topless William Perry wore fluorescent nipple tassels have we seen such poor taste in a preseason football game.
Confirmed: The devious Fabricio Oberto cannot be trusted
August 17, 2009 by
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The startling transition from "I must break you" to "You betchya, good sir!" has surely already sent shockwaves throughout the Washington Wizards organization. But strangely, Flip Saunders does not seem to be fazed at all. In fact, Flip appears as...
Jelena Jankovic appropriately breaks into Ickey Shuffle at Cincinnati Open
August 15, 2009 by
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Humbled Vick passes first test, arrives with Koko B. Ware's bird at Eagles press conference
August 14, 2009 by
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A sense of calm followed Michael Vick into the room earlier today as he met with Philly beat reporters for the first time as an Eagle under the graceful, zen-like guidance of Koko B. Ware's pet bird, Frankie. Several members...
New Madden features continue to dazzle gamers, virgins...
August 12, 2009 by
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The SportsHernia once again received an advanced copy of the wildly popular Madden video game series to play. And while we swiftly turned it off after 4 minutes to continue playing NHL 94 on Sega Genesis, we were able to...
Aging NFL QBs finally taking Segway cue from trailblazing Testaverde
August 11, 2009 by
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Warner also went on to say he expects to fumble much less this season, as his Segway conveniently comes with a basket upfront to carry the football. And of course, the living legend who started the slow developing trend back...
Skip Bayless does entire show speaking only with eyebrows
August 10, 2009 by
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ESPN Studio analyst, Skip "the Hawk" Bayless, suffering from laryngitis, spent the entire morning on First Take speaking only with his eyebrows, mouth, ear and tongue. Fortunately for us, the Hernia Mole speaks fluent Bayless and was able to translate...
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