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EA Unveils "Tracy McGrady: The Rehab '09" Video Game
March 09, 2009 by
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SATIRE: New game offers a completely customizable T-Mac rehab experience. The gamer controls every aspect- whether or not to take a nap, which pair of sweatpants to wear, what luxury sedan to take to the local IHOP...
Scott Boras Unveils "Brand New Free Agent Fanny Mamirez"
March 03, 2009 by
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SATIRE: Major League Baseball super-agent Scott Boras made a splash with reporters at spring training yesterday, announcing he has a new free agent available who nobody has ever heard of...
Detroit Red Wings Send Cyborg Back in Time to Kill Alexander Ovechkin
February 27, 2009 by
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SATIRE: A T-800 Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 was sent back from the future by the Detroit Red Wings to terminate Capitals' left winger Alexander Ovechkin this past Wednesday...
Labeled Clubhouse Cancer, Stephon Marbury Googles Cancer
February 27, 2009 by
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SATIRE: Confused after being labeled a clubhouse cancer, Stephon Marbury sat down at his computer late Tuesday evening and Googled cancer...
Darren Sproles Missing, Presumed Lost in Couch Cushions
February 27, 2009 by
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SATIRE: Disturbing news came out of San Diego today as Chargers General Manager A.J. Smith announced that the team has "misplaced" diminutive backup running back Darren Sproles...
25 Random Things About Kobe Bryant
February 27, 2009 by
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SATIRE: Recognizing the "25 Random Things About Me" craze that has swept the Facebook nation, Sports On A Stick has decided to send its staff on a scavenger hunt.
Scouring the pages of Facebook , we have been able to locate several star athletes' Facebook pages...
MRI Proves Carmelo Anthony is Selfish
February 26, 2009 by
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SATIRE: <A class="modal thumbnail" href="http://www.sportsonastick.com/images/Article_Images/carmelo.jpg" rel="{handler: 'image', marginImage: {x: 50, y: 50}}" $included="null">A scan performed at L.A. County Hospital yesterday...
World Series Trophy Bored in Philly
February 26, 2009 by
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SATIRE: Upon arrival, the trophy was given a grand tour of the town, and treated fairly well for the most part. "I saw the trophy at [sports bar] Chickie's and Pete's in South Philadelphia, and offered him a beer and a shot. He pretty much just gave me the cold shoulder...
Cooper Manning Finds Hundred Dollar Bill on Street
February 26, 2009 by
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SATIRE: Cooper Manning, brother of quarterback Super Bowl MVPs Peyton and Eli, found a one hundred dollar bill today on the street. Manning, 34, reportedly saw the bill at the foot of a parking meter in the 1700 block of Jackson St. in Oxford, Mississippi.
Steroids Accused of Using Lebron James
February 26, 2009 by
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SATIRE: Steroids have been allegedly charged with using the potent athletic enhancer, 24 year-old LeBron James, to boost their power, agility and stamina.
Derek Jeter Admits to Taking Smugness Enhancers
February 26, 2009 by
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<A class="modal thumbnail" href="http://www.sportsonastick.com/images/Article_Images/Jeter.jpg" rel="{handler: 'image', marginImage: {x: 50, y: 50}}" $included="null">SATIRE: New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter admitted yesterday...
ESPN's Joe Lunardi Creates Bracketology of his Cats
February 26, 2009 by
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SATIRE: Joe Lunardi, ESPN's highly coveted bracketologist and "guy that people copy when filling out their office-pool March Madness brackets" released his highly anticipated domestic cat bracket this morning.
The Champion of Cats tournament, which has been...
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