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A-Rod Ready for Bronx, Broadway
By Jesse ArroyoSportsonastick.comMay 18, 2009 Alex Rodriguez recently returned to New Yankee Stadium for his first home game since his offseason hip surgery. Alex showed no ill effects on the road, smashing a home run in his first at-bat, but his first home game was a different story, striking out in his only at-bat with two men on base and getting roundly booed by the home crowd...
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May 18, 2009
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Lakers Confused by So-Called "Game 7"
By Will CavedoSportsonastick.comMay 15, 2009 Kobe Bryant and the rest of the Los Angeles Lakers recently admitted that they were completely stymied by the existence of a so-called "Game 7" in the NBA's Eastern Conference Semi-Finals. The revelation of this previously unknown basketball contest seemingly startled the entire Lakers organization and had everyone involved...
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May 15, 2009
Slap Fight Erupts in Red Sox Outfield
By Will CavedoSportsonastick.comMay 11, 2009 Tensions between Boston Red Sox left fielder Jason Bay and Red Sox utility man Nick Green reached an unexpected head during yesterday's win against the Tampa Bay Rays. Two outs into the first inning, seemingly unprovoked, Bay began chasing Green around the field, slapping his teammate with his glove."They've been staring each...
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May 11, 2009
Indians, White Castle Team Up to Attract More Fat-Ass Fans
By Nathan RabeSportsonastick.comMay 7, 2009 In an effort to perk up sagging attendance numbers and attract more fat-ass fans to Jacobs Field, the Cleveland Indians have decided to go with their gut, as the saying goes. In this case, it looks like that old cliche can be taken literally. At a team press conference Monday, Indians General Manager Mark Shapiro introduced the Indians...
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May 07, 2009
Rajon Rondo Feared to be a Witch
By Michael GreeneSportsonastick.comApril 29, 2009ESPN is reporting that while Boston Celtic guard Rajon Rondo’s amazing performance in Saturday's Game 4 may have stricken fear into the hearts of his team's opponents, the Chicago Bulls, his equally amazing off-court feats have filled his own teammates with fear and suspicion that Rondo may, in fact, be a witch.On the floor...
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April 29, 2009
Redskins Currently Pursuing Every Quarterback
By K. DonovanSportsonastick.comApril 18, 2009 Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder is currently attempting to trade Quarterback Jason Campbell for every single quarterback in the NFL, according to Vice President of Football Operations Vinny Cerrato. Additionally, Mr. Snyder plans to draft every quarterback available in the April 25-26 NFL draft. “While Mr. Snyder is actively...
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April 18, 2009
Steinbrenner Fires Yankee Stadium
By Will CavedoSportsonastick.comApril 17, 2009Taking a page from his father's management philosophy, New York Yankees executive Hank Steinbrenner has stepped in and fired the team's $1.5 billion new stadium after a poor performance in the Yankees' 2009 home opener."That whole thing was completely unacceptable," said Steinbrenner after the Yankees' 10-2 loss...
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April 17, 2009
Maloof Brothers "Pretty Sure" They Still Own the Kings
By Mark Perlman-PriceSportsonastick.comApril 16, 2009 Brothers and eccentric billionaires Joe and Gavin Maloof stated at a press conference yesterday that they are “pretty sure” they still own the Sacramento Kings. “We’re about 95% sure,” said an unshaven Gavin to reporters yesterday in a press conference given from his bedroom on the top floor of the Palms, the...
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April 16, 2009
NHL Scientists Discover Team from Ohio
By Nathan RabeSportsonastick.comApril 10, 2009 Researchers from the National Hockey League made a surprising breakthrough last Tuesday when they discovered evidence of an NHL franchise in central Ohio. The team, which calls itself the "Blue Jackets", actually practices and plays in downtown Columbus. This has come as a shock to Ohio residents, including seven-year...
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April 10, 2009
Jeremy Roenick Fined for Excessive Personality
By Frank PasquineSportsonastick.com April 9, 2009Coming off a 3-2 shootout win, covered in perspiration and panting like an aging dog, 39-year-old Jeremy Roenick was pulled aside for a standard post-game interview. The Sharks center is known for his bubbly personality, but his behavior during the interview was determined by the NHL to be completely out of line. Roenick started...
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April 09, 2009
EA Unveils "Tracy McGrady: The Rehab '09" Video Game
SATIRE: New game offers a completely customizable T-Mac rehab experience. The gamer controls every aspect- whether or not to take a nap, which pair of sweatpants to wear, what luxury sedan to take to the local IHOP...
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March 09, 2009
Where Are They Now?
SportsOnAStick's Will Cavedo catches up with Glass Joe...
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March 06, 2009
Scott Boras Unveils "Brand New Free Agent Fanny Mamirez"
SATIRE: Major League Baseball super-agent Scott Boras made a splash with reporters at spring training yesterday, announcing he has a new free agent available who nobody has ever heard of...
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March 03, 2009
Detroit Red Wings Send Cyborg Back in Time to Kill Alexander Ovechkin
SATIRE: A T-800 Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 was sent back from the future by the Detroit Red Wings to terminate Capitals' left winger Alexander Ovechkin this past Wednesday...
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February 27, 2009
Labeled Clubhouse Cancer, Stephon Marbury Googles Cancer
SATIRE: Confused after being labeled a clubhouse cancer, Stephon Marbury sat down at his computer late Tuesday evening and Googled cancer...
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February 27, 2009
Darren Sproles Missing, Presumed Lost in Couch Cushions
SATIRE: Disturbing news came out of San Diego today as Chargers General Manager A.J. Smith announced that the team has "misplaced" diminutive backup running back Darren Sproles...
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February 27, 2009
25 Random Things About Kobe Bryant
SATIRE: Recognizing the "25 Random Things About Me" craze that has swept the Facebook nation, Sports On A Stick has decided to send its staff on a scavenger hunt.
Scouring the pages of Facebook , we have been able to locate several star athletes' Facebook pages. This weeks featured athlete: Kobe Bryant....
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February 27, 2009
MRI Proves Carmelo Anthony is Selfish
SATIRE: A scan performed at L.A. County Hospital yesterday revealed what Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable called a "clean and full tear" of Anthony's Altruistic Ligament...
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February 26, 2009
World Series Trophy Bored in Philly
SATIRE: Upon arrival, the trophy was given a grand tour of the town, and treated fairly well for the most part. "I saw the trophy at [sports bar] Chickie's and Pete's in South Philadelphia, and offered him a beer and a shot. He pretty much just gave me the cold shoulder and continued to sip on his fruity martini with one of those olives," said rugged South Philly...
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February 26, 2009
Cooper Manning Finds Hundred Dollar Bill on Street
SATIRE: Cooper Manning, brother of quarterback Super Bowl MVPs Peyton and Eli, found a one hundred dollar bill today on the street. Manning, 34, reportedly saw the bill at the foot of a parking meter in the 1700 block of Jackson St. in Oxford, Mississippi.
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February 26, 2009
Steroids Accused of Using Lebron James
SATIRE: Steroids have been allegedly charged with using the potent athletic enhancer, 24 year-old LeBron James, to boost their power, agility and stamina.
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February 26, 2009
Derek Jeter Admits to Taking Smugness Enhancers
SATIRE: New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter admitted yesterday in a press conference to injecting himself with pharmaceuticals that enhance his sense of self-satisfaction and augment his feelings that he is better than you...
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February 26, 2009
ESPN's Joe Lunardi Creates Bracketology of his Cats
SATIRE: Joe Lunardi, ESPN's highly coveted bracketologist and "guy that people copy when filling out their office-pool March Madness brackets" released his highly anticipated domestic cat bracket this morning.
The Champion of Cats tournament, which has been a tradition of Lunardi's ever since he moved into his own apartment in 1989, puts the top 64 of...
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February 26, 2009
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