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College Coaches Try to Find Perfect Analogy in Paying Tribute to Stanley Kaplan
August 26, 2009 by
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NEW YORK (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) The man indirectly responsible for helping scores of high school athletes squeak by their SATs and make it to the college ranks, died yesterday at the age of 90. Fittingly, several prominent college coaches paid tribute to Stanley Kaplan...
Angry Fans Attend Rangers-Twins Game Brandishing Firearms
August 18, 2009 by
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ARLINGTON, TX (Sportsman's Daily Wire
Service) Before last night’s Rangers game against the Minnesota Twins,
at least six people identifying themselves only as “American
sports fans” were seen outside Rangers Ballpark brandishing firearms.
“Every sports fan in this...
Tiger’s Woes Continue as His Car Veers Off Course and Into Water Hazard
July 20, 2009 by
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ORLANDO, FL (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Having
shocked the golf world by missing his first-ever British Open cut,
Tiger Woods was returning home from Turnberry, Scottland late Friday
only to see his driving woes continue. But this time it was his 2008
Buick SUV that he drove...
Scandal Greets New Harry Potter Movie: Eighteen Marauding Quidditch Players Arrested for Sodomizing Patrons at Ten London Pubs
July 17, 2009 by
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LONDON, ENGLAND (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) — As millions around the globe eagerly awaited the opening of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince,” a roving band of liquored up Quidditch players terrorized patrons at a succession of London pubs. Roddy Donnelly, a 38...
Washington Nationals Favored to Win Little League World Series
July 13, 2009 by
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SOUTH WILLIAMSPORT, PA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) The Washington Nationals, mired in last place in the National League East, 22.5 games out of first place, and possessing the worst record in baseball, received some good news going into the All-Star break; they are favorites...
Rockets Teammates Smoke Yao’s Private Stash of Chinese Herbs Used to Treat Career-Threatening Foot Injury
July 01, 2009 by
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“A very mellow buzz, reminiscent of sensimillia grown in upper altitudes… but after fifteen minutes you’re hungry for more.” HOUSTON, TX. (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) — In
Houston to get a second and third opinion on his fractured left foot,
Houston Rocket’s center...
Ruth's 1932 Yanks Knock Off Cobb's 1909 Tigers in Game One of Sim Series
June 23, 2009 by
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NEW YORK (Special to Sportsman’s Daily and What If Sports) Game One of the Simulated World Series between the 1909 Detroit Tigers, led by Hall of Famer Ty Cobb, and Babe Ruth’s 1932 New York Yankees turned into a tense pitcher’s duel, keeping thousands of hypothetical fans...
What IF? Cobb vs. Ruth is Coming
June 22, 2009 by
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What if Ty Cobb’s Tigers played Babe Ruth’s Yankees in a Seven Game Simulated series? What If Sports and Sportsman's Daily are combining their efforts to bring it to you.
Cubs Fan to Throw Back “Tainted” Sosa Home Run Ball From 1998
June 17, 2009 by
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In 1998, Cubs fan Fred House was sitting among his fellow Wrigley Field “Bleacher Bums” when he caught Sosa’s 48th home run in a game against the St. Louis Cardinals. The prized possession has since been nestled in a glass-enclosed case on a shelf in the House family den. ...
Federer to Play Wimbledon in Throwback Slacks, Sweater and Loafers
June 09, 2009 by
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LONDON (Sportsman's Daily Wire Service) While he’ll never have the opportunity to compete against the Bill Tildens, Don Budges and Rod Lavers – giants of the pre-open era (Laver played in both) – Roger Federer is determined to show he can perform at the highest levels on...
Ortiz Gets Eyes Checked; Fans Expect it to Improve His Ability to Follow Ball All the Way into Catcher’s Mitt
June 05, 2009 by
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DETROIT (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) – David Ortiz will do anything to reverse his shocking deline — even if it means submitting to an eye exam. “I’ve been thinking about getting my eyes checked — for real,” he said. “My vision has always been 20-20, and I’m...
Ron Jeremy Look-alike Stan Van Gundy Has Porn Star Address Team
June 03, 2009 by
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LOS ANGELES (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) Unfairly or not, excitable Orlando Magic coach Stan Van Gundy has been called panic-prone, particularly in tense, late-game situations. Few, however, question Van Gundy’s preparation, as evidenced when he took the unusual extra...
Trash Talking Contestants Roil 82nd Annual Spelling Bee
May 29, 2009 by
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WASHINGTON, DC (The Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) –
Controversy clouded the victory of thirteen-year-old Kavya Shivashankar
of Olathe, Kansas,who won the 82nd annual Scripps National Spelling Bee
when she spelled “Laodicean,” meaning lukewarm or indifferent,
especially...
Dwight Howard Induces Feelings of Inadequacy in 3 of 4 Males Surveyed
May 26, 2009 by
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Standing a sculpted 6-11, with muscles piled like chiseled onyx, Dwight Howard is an astonishing physical specimen. The Magic’s abundantly gifted center is not an entirely welcome presence in millions of living rooms -- even among a surprisingly high number of male Magic fans who...
Kobe Pummels Vanessa as Post-Game Encounter Goes Off Script
May 22, 2009 by
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LOS ANGELES, CA (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) — After
Game 1 at the Staples Center, a triumphant Kobe Bryant left the floor
and headed under the stands to the locker room where Vanessa Bryant and
the couple’s two children waited, providing viewers at home with a warm
Hallmark...
Lifelong Knicks Fan Falls Helplessly in Love with Celtics
May 13, 2009 by
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As the Celtics mounted a furious come-from behind fourth quarter
rally to stun the Orlando Magic 92-88 and go up 3-2 in their Eastern
Conference semi-final, 47 year old Knicks fan Ira Berday found himself
chewing on a bath towel and weeping uncontrollably. It was then that
the New...
Lakers Hide From Kobe After Game 1 Loss on Home Court
May 05, 2009 by
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LOS ANGELES (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) – When
it was over, there wasn’t a Laker to be found…anywhere. Only fifteen
seconds after the Lakers lost Game 1 to the Houston Rockets, the home
team’s locker room was mysteriously empty and if not for the solitary
figure...
Players Go Through Motions as they Embrace the Inevitability of a Kobe-LeBron Matchup
April 23, 2009 by
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LEVELAND (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) – Fans are not the only ones looking forward to a clash for the ages. Players are also eager to watch two of the NBA’s transcendent players meet in the finals, reminiscent of the days of Magic and Bird and their epic contests. But not...
"Ericka" Dampier Sprouts a Pair...but of what.
April 22, 2009 by
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After Tony Parker emasculated Dirk and the Sopranos in Game Two, scoring 38 points - many on layups - Mavs center Erick, aka Ericka, Dampier, suddenly took stock of the size differential (6-11, 265 vs. , what, 6-2 and 175?) and vowed to put the Frenchman on his back in Game Three:...
Phillies’ Jimmy Rollins “Very Relieved” After Mistaking Gigantic Ego for Suspicious Tumor
April 21, 2009 by
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“It scared me to death,†the gregarious All-Star said. “It was odd
looking with a strange hue to it. It was pulsating and seemed to have a
mind of its own.â€
Detroit Lions Fan Claims Team's 0-16 Record as "Total Loss" on Tax Filing
April 15, 2009 by
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DETROIT (Sportsman's Daily Wire Service) --It was a rough year for Detroit area small business owners. It was particularly rough if you were also a fan of the hapless Detroit Lions, whose winless 2008 season set an NFL record for futility. While both the team's and the city...
Kenny Perry in Full Blown Denial; Continues to Play Sudden Death After Masters Ends
April 13, 2009 by
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“As far as we know he’s still out there,” said Austin Lawrence,
Assistant Director of Golf Operations for Augusta National. “There’s
really no precedent for this. We’ve phoned the PGA to see if we should
force him off the course, but so far our phone calls have gone...
Two-Legged Modesto Man Disqualified from One-Legged Ass-Kicking Contest
April 09, 2009 by
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SACRAMENTO, CA (The Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) — Ralph Addison’s dream of competing in the 12th annual One-Legged Ass-Kicking Contest, held every year at the McLatchy Fairgrounds in Sacramento, California, was dashed this past weekend, when it was learned he possessed not...
Obama Asks Michigan State Spartan Coach to Step Down
April 07, 2009 by
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DETROIT (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) — The Obama administration asked Tom Izzo, coach of the Michigan State Spartans, to step down after his team suffered a thorough drubbing at the hands of the Northern Carolina Tar Heels in the NCAA championship game. Industry...
Now (((Buffering))) Cleanup…
April 06, 2009 by
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MLB.com for the iPod, iPod Touch and the Blackberry offers a pitch-by-pitch game tracker, video highlights of games and Gameday Audio, which lets fans listen to live audio broadcasts of every game without any blackout restrictions. Great concept if you’re away from...
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