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A look at USC's underwhelming 2006 NFL Draft class
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I remember the 2005 college football season like it was four years ago. The romance between USC and ESPN was at an all-time high. As a matter of fact, in the days leading up to the national championship game between USC and Texas, the Worldwide Leader had its college football experts...
Snuggies, tOSU and Michigan: Greatest party ever?
2 days ago by
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I swear to God this is why I advocate the death penalty for all crimes. Murder, rape, parking tickets. We need to thin out the herd. A bar in Cleveland called The Blind Pig -- which is coincidentally what it says next to "What I'm Looking For" on my Match.com profile...
Mike Greenberg must be mothereffing kidding, right?
2 days ago by
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While baseball refuses to acknowledge it needs instant replay more than your average gay teenager needs tickets tonight's New Moon premier, Bud Selig came out (ha) and said that the postseason will have less off-days next season.It's a no-brainer that everyone wanted. I think...
I really hope the stories about Mark Mangino are true
2 days ago by
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I swear to my balls this Mark Mangino stuff can't be true. It's too good. The only things that make me laugh till I cry are Better Know A District, Curb Your Enthusiasm and torturing animals in my laboratory. Never before has a straight news story made me shake and cry like...
Shanahan refuses to let Shanahan have moment in sun
2 days ago by
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On Tuesday afternoon, 21-year NHL veteran Brendan Shanahan, a winner of three Stanley Cups and a scorer of 656 goals, announced his retirement. The hard-working, talented winger with a cannon for a shot was ready to accept well wishes and congratulations from fans and media alike,...
Come on! Brady Quinn was just having fun out there!
3 days ago by
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So the Ravens have their panties in a bunch over Browns "quarterback" Brady Quinn throwing himself at the knees of an unsuspecting Terrell Suggs on Monday night. The outrage would be greater from the world if anyone was watching that game.Suggs now has a tear in his MCL,...
College basketball is here to warm your lonely nights
3 days ago by
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As much as the NBA disinterests me, college hoops brings me as much joy as three kittens playing with a newborn puppy. I mean, I don't love it enough to wake up at 5 a.m. to watch Monmouth play St. Peter's, but I do love it. Anytime I can see the country's top two teams...
Donnie Avery has a Pro Bowl-caliber sense of humor
3 days ago by
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Rams wide receiver Donnie Avery has 26 receptions, 353 yards and 4 touchdowns this season. There are 49 wide receivers with more receptions, 48 with more yards and 13 with more touchdowns. And while we're at it, 16 tight ends have more catches, 13 have more yards and six have more...
Never underestimate Charlie Weis' power of denial
4 days ago by
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Remember that time when Notre Dame lost at home to Navy? No, the other time. Yeah, the one this season, happened a couple weeks ago? Totes? Neat. You know how after that happened, we all agreed that this was it for Charlie Weis as head coach of the Irish? Of course you do. You were...
Iverson's Grizzlies jersey officially a collector's item
4 days ago by
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You won't believe this, but Allen Iverson and the Memphis Grizzlies parted ways after Iverson acted like a complete crybaby when he wasn't getting his PT and expressed dissatisfaction with playing on a rebuilding team. Where will a player like this ever find a home in the NBA...
Tequila files lawsuit against Chargers LB Merriman
4 days ago by
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In related news, Whiskey filed a lawsuit against Titans QB Kerry Collins. Can I get a rimshot, people?!?!? I'm sorry. That was inappropriate. Tila Tequila's lawsuit against Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman is serious stuff. She's accusing him of choking her, hitter her...
Week 10 NFL power rankings: Six teams stand out
4 days ago by
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1. New Orleans Saints (9-0) -- It's really just a matter of home-field throughout or a No. 2 seed at this point.2. Indianapolis Colts (9-0) -- I'm now more sick of hearing "4th and 2" than I am of hearing "Brett Favre."3. Minnesota Vikings (8-1) -- Hopefully...
It's like the Bengals said, 'Let's really ruin the season'
5 days ago by
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The last two weeks, I've sort of fallen in love with the Cincinnati Bengals. It was that fun part of the romance, where everything they did was so cute and I texted them way too much and I couldn't wait to see them and hear about their day. I was smitten.Well now we're...
Redskins will continue to slander Native Americans
5 days ago by
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Sure, I waste a lot of space here talking about the evilness of the New York Yankees. But perhaps I'm missing the boat on the Washington Redskins and their wretchedness.Think about it. They sued jobless season-ticket holders. They don't let fans bring signs into the stadium...
Jon Gruden's crotch will continue to be in your life
5 days ago by
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Great news for those of you who love dudes who yell a lot with giant packages in tight pants -- Jon Gruden agreed to a multi-year extension with ESPN to stay in the Monday Night Football booth. He will also work the Rose Bowl and BCS title game on the radio, so I'm not sure how...
A completely objective review of NFL Week 10
5 days ago by
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Don't look now, but here come the Carolina Panthers.Yeah, they're just 4-5 and yeah, they've got Jake "Mistake" Delhomme at quarterback, but it looks like John Fox has fully recovered from his early-season amnesia about his running game.In yesterday's 28-19...
Why did Ferentz take a knee at the end of regulation?
6 days ago by
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Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz was locked in a 24-24 game with Ohio State on Saturday, a game that would decide the Big Ten championship. The Buckeyes had the ball at their own 34 with about a minute to play. On third down, Terrelle Pryor flips the ball to Dan Herron, who is stopped for a...
LeBron James would like to push his beliefs on you
8 days ago by
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Whenever you hear an athlete say something stupid, you always have to consider the source, son. And usually the answer comes because someone asked a question and he's just answering it honestly. It's why when a guy on the Raiders says they won't lose another game the rest...
Columnist Steve Politi doesn't like your lack of spirit
8 days ago by
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You probably have no idea who Steve Politi is, but he's a columnist for the Star-Ledger. He's a good writer. His work flows. Personally, I think his shtick is goofier than that of Rick Reilly, but that's just opinion and I understand that if you don't agree with me...
Remember when Matt Forte used to touch the ball?
8 days ago by
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I've never been much on the smarts. Just read that sentence. Is it even English? I have no idea because I have a child's understanding of sports, which you've probably figured out by now. I don't know much (but I know I love you) but I do know that Bears running back...
This post has absolutely nothing to do with sports
9 days ago by
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As you may or may not have noticed around here, I try to give you four posts a day. The last one is sort of like your Taco Bell fourth meal, only without the horrible stomach pains and runny poop. Sadly, I really don't have anything else to offer on a day when I really didn'...
Time for a relaxing night of...hey there's a game on!
9 days ago by
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I spend my Thursday nights like most red-blooded American males, toggling between The Real Housewives of Orange County and Project Runway while enjoying a bottle of red wine. If the commercials sync up at any point, I can go on my Gossip Girl message board for the latest dish on my...
A story that makes you sympathize with Mike Tyson
9 days ago by
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When I heard Mike Tyson assaulted a dude at the airport, it ranked right up there in newsworthiness with Terrell Owens saying something disaparaging about his quarterback. Oh, the shock and outrage I felt! I can't believe that happened!And besides, we all know Tyson is a raging...
Cavs beat Magic; now let's have a talk about revenge
9 days ago by
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In the 2009 Eastern Conference Finals, the Orlando Magic defeated the Cleveland Cavaliers in six games. Last night in a regular-season game that was also their first meeting since the 2008 East Finals, the Cavaliers defeated the Magic.You know that means! It's time for writers...
Tony Gonzalez would like to show you his tight end
10 days ago by
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This story may or may not be true. I mean, the writer is alleged to be "Jason Butt," so really, who knows. But I'm willing to make myself the Butt of this joke and report that Tony Gonzalez and his ridiculous hot wife went naked for a PETA ad.The slogan, as you can probably...
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