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Last Call: Friday Night Wreckoning
2 days ago by
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So, that was... a game last night, huh? Whatever, Jake Delhomme. Whaaaaatever.
At this point, I'd like to officially speak for all of Style Points...
Valley Forge National Park to Kill 80% of Deer: Style Points Wants In
2 days ago by
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Because I am friends with a few nature freaks, my facebook feed has informed me that "Officials want to kill 80 percent of the deer in Valley Forge. They're "over populated". People can't see that the earth was not made for man. We just live on it. We're...
Last Call…With Predictions!
3 days ago by
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Yep, yep. More football tonight Last Call patrons. Being that we're renowned for our accurate predictions I'll lay one out right here before the jump. You're going to be seeing more of Jake Delhomme's fail face tonight.
Another prediction? You'll...
Broad Generalizations: NFL Version
3 days ago by
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We are lazy people. Doing **** bums us out. While perusing Fox Sports yesterday we ran across this collection of pictures. We want to make fun of it. How's about we make broad generalizations that actually say more about us and our hate-filled point of view than the individual in ...
Wednesday Morning Roundup: With John Daly Atop His Bus!
4 days ago by
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Our old friend John Daly posted the underlying picture on his Twitter account last night. We say you follow JD's lead on this hump day: grip it and rip it, folks!
Morning Links
A collection of awesome NFL cheap shots. [Unathletic]
New Mexico soccer assassin vixen Elizabeth...
Call for Questions: The Tank Johnson, Esq. Mailbag
6 days ago by
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We are happy to announce that longtime friend-of-Style Points and avid legal scholar Tank Johnson will be dropping by occasionally to answer reader legal questions. We had no idea that Mr. Johnson was an avid legal scholar until he recently informed us of this, and we were too terrified ...
Tony Gonzalez is Full of Lies and Doesn’t Really Care About Furs
6 days ago by
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Is this newsworthy? No. Should it be? YOU BETCHA. According to this website that is just an acronym, Tony Gonzalez has secured the ultimate gig for a man with a rockin' bod. Appearing naked on a poster. Unfortunately, he did it wrong. I hereby call Tony Gonzalez and his ...
Monday Morning Reckoning Week 10
6 days ago by
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Lots of good stuff to get into this week, kiddies. Not only do we offer groundbreaking on every NFL game, we also cover dominoes, Whataburger, Navajo broacast teams and middle fingers (see above). All this and more in your MONDAY. MORNING. RECKONING!
49ers 10 Bears...
Monday Morning Roundup
6 days ago by
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I guess we're late in sharing this one but, anytime is a good time if you've got a fat, black Han Solo mixing it up with drunk, moonwalking Ewoks
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Never, EVER promise Spud a slice of pizza and fail to deliver. [Food Court Lunch]
Chicks in bikinis...playing...
Style Points Midseason NOT-Pro Awards
9 days ago by
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Peter King's mid-season All-Pro and awards picks came out yesterday, and rather than simply laugh at them, we decided to make our own awards....
Friday Morning Roundup
9 days ago by
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Trust me, you want to watch this.
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Fastest soccer goal evah? Mebbe. [Sportress]
Your weekly fantasy rundown. [2nd String Fullback]
Did you guys hear Tyson punched out a photographer? [With Leather]
Want sex advice from bloggers? Yeah, me neither. [KSK...
Last Call: There’s Football? Edition
10 days ago by
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Yep, yep. The Thursday night games are upon us. Oh, looks like we caught you off guard. It's Bears/49ers tonight. So, go adjust your fantasy rosters (put some pants on) and get back here. That is of course, unless you're playing the Pitino Supper Club this week...
Ask An Old Redneck
10 days ago by
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Well, look who decided to grace us with his presence! Ol' Festus got picked up on an outstanding warrant (impersonating an officer) and did a little pinch upstate. He's out now and ready to dispense some advice. He's learned a few life lessons, right? Shouldn...
Thursday Morning Roundup
10 days ago by
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Greatest local commercial ever? YOU DECIDE!!!
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My one beef with morticians? Too much base. Just ask Sammy Sosa. [Sportress]
One man chronicles his Lions fandom. Wanna Xanny? [2nd String Fullback]
Football announcer breaks out some zingers! [OTBS]
Simmons...
Remembering the Red Letter Days of a Former Monsterman Running Back
11 days ago by
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As a child I used to watch Penn State football in awe of this running back with the weird mouthpiece who bulldozed every linebacker in his field of vision on his ruthless quest to score touchdown after touchdown and cement his place in college football lore as one of the ...
Mangini Refuses To Name Starter
12 days ago by
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Cleveland head coach Eric Mangini has steadfastly refused to name a starter for next Monday night's showdown with the Baltimore Ravens. Mangini insists doing so puts the Browns at a competitive disadvantage. Not knowing whether there's any validity to his claims we...
Tuesday Morning Roundup
12 days ago by
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It was one of those Monday nighters that started off exciting then slowly disintegrated into a yawnfest by the fourth quarter. Kind of like...
Style Points Caption Contest: Bill Simmons
13 days ago by
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Do with this as you see fit, Style Points readers.
What You Will Hear Tonight: MNF On Tom Cable
13 days ago by
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We here at Style Points are huge fans of football, and especially Monday Night Football. We have always been intrigued by the announcers’ meetings with players and coaches on Friday before the games; we wanted in on that. Luckily, Mike Tirico owed our own Chris Hanson’s Axe...
Monday Morning Reckoning Week 9
13 days ago by
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That's right, we're rolling throwback style here at the Reckoning this week. So properly attire yourself. Break out your Zubaz. Slap on your Starter jacket. Give your Reebok Pumps a squeeze or two and let's hit the ground running. It's time for the Week...
Monday Morning Roundup
13 days ago by
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Rick Barry making watermelon jokes at Bill Russell's expense. Goes about as well as you'd imagine.
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More fun with the catty BYU-New Mexico women's soccer match. [Sportress of Blogitude]
Matt Cassel has figured how to prevent concussions. [2nd String...
At the Movies With Ron and Pau
16 days ago by
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We have incorporated some new blood in an effort to bring you, the Style Points reader, an increasingly varied and cultured survey of all things high and low brow. We've secured the services of two of the most dynamic athletes on the planet. Their objective is to give ...
Friday Morning Roundup
16 days ago by
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Role model.
Dick towels! Get your dick towels here! [Dicktowel.com]
Tony Romo would appreciate it if Roy...
Last Call: Featuring the Roast of Chris Hanson’s Axe!
17 days ago by
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Well it’s Last Call, and it’s time to finally get a roast going that will actually have the roast-ee paying attention to it. So who to choose? “Hey guys, let’s roast the newbie!” Ok, that’s fine, but I think that—“Oh, by the way, you have to make up the post ...
Style Points Interview: Guy Who Is Way Too Into MMA
17 days ago by
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As most of you not currently incarcerated in Maximum Security Prison are probably unaware, Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) returns to primetime...
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