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27 Original GI Joe Public Service Announcements
February 03, 2009 by
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While I was watching that fantastic looking G.I. Joe movie trailer
yesterday, I noticed that the some kind soul had posted the original
G.I. Joe public service announcements that came on at the end of every
show. I forgot how wonderful these were...
Barack Obama, Your Golf Game Does Not Impress Me
December 31, 2008 by
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Commander of the free world my ass, just look at the golf swing of the man pegged with ensuring the safety of the United States for the next four years:
Sean Avery Still a Jerk, But His Girlfriends are Still Hot. But Who is the Hottest?
December 03, 2008 by
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Sean Avery, the consumate douche, was suspended for comments he made to the media about current NHL players dating his former girlfriends.
"Sloppy seconds?" I'm sure you were the first dude to get with Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter.
Terrell Owens Does the Top 10 on David Letterman
November 12, 2008 by
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Terrell Owens Does the Top 10 on David Letterman...
Congratulations to Tim Lincecum and All Other Professional Athletes That Look Like They're 12 Years Old
November 11, 2008 by
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Baseball fans have undoubtedly already read about Timmy Lincecum's Cy Young victory. What you may not know is that Tim's victory is not just his own, but it's also a victory for all of the 20 somethings out there that look like they're 12. I know all too well what it...
Let's Welcome Daunte Culpepper to an Elite Fraternity
November 10, 2008 by
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When you think about solid quarterback play in the NFL, some franchises have a long history of signal callers that they can be proud of....
Let Me Introduce You to Captain Fantastic Faster than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk and the Flash Combineda??Yeah, that's his Real Name
November 03, 2008 by
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This 19 year old from Glastonbury, England has just made the most impressive name change in the history of names or changes. I am happy to introduce you to Captain Fantastic Faster than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk and the Flash Combined.
Sports Most Improbable Victories in Honor of the Phillies
October 31, 2008 by
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The term "worst to first" gets thrown around a lot. In 2008, the lovable Tampa Bay Rays were the team to accomplish the remarkable feat. From 66-96 in 2007 to 97-65 (and AL East winners) in 2008, the Rays were the story of the baseball season. Unfortunately, like most "...
Marissa Miller Plays Softball in Remington Ad, Looks Attractive Doing It
October 26, 2008 by
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When I think women's softball, the name Marissa Miller inevitably comes to mind. At least that's what Remington believes because they put her in this commercial with Brewers slugger Ryan Braun:
Real World Road Rules Challenge The Island Helps Us Preview the NBA Season
October 23, 2008 by
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The newest installment of Real World / Road Rules Challenge, The Island, has been on for five weeks now and I haven't written word one about it. That is all about to change. Since the NBA season is nearly upon us, and we pretend to be a sports site, let's tie The Island in...
Big Brown Devastated After Career Ending Injury
October 14, 2008 by
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It is difficult for me to type as tears stream down my face onto my keyboard, but I will attempt to finish this article, for you, the reader. By now, my fellow Americans, you must have seen this story. Sadness does not begin to describe what I feel in my heart right now. The only thing...
The NHL Season Has Beguna??Bring on the Ice Girls
October 06, 2008 by
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The NHL season began last night in Prague as the Senators beat the Penguins and the Rangers topped Tampa Bay. I could break down what to expect in this NHL season (poorly) and let you know that the Red Wings are destined to repeat, but you probably don't care about my opinion....
NBA Dance Team Tryouts Commence, I am Happy Again
September 30, 2008 by
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Some people think that the holiday season (Thanksgiving through New Years) is the best time of the year. WRONG!! Late summer through Fall, the time of year where NBA team hold auditions for their Dance Teams, is by far, the best time of the year. Let's take a look at some photo...
32 Songs for 32 Teams - Each NFL Team and Their Musical Equivalent through 3 Games
September 23, 2008 by
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We have nearly hit the quarter poll of the NFL season and at least a few things have become clear already. Certainly, Detroit Lions fans and "Black Hole" regulars know exactly what that sentence means. Let's take a look at the state of the NFL at this point and to spice...
I Am Offended for the Latino Population, So They Don't Have to Be
September 16, 2008 by
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I am sure, by now, that you have heard the appalling comments made by Tony Kornheiser on yesterday's MNF broadcast. No? Well then, watch this video. I have to warn you though, it is not for the faint of heart.
Tale of the Tape: Erin Andrews vs. Charissa Thompson
September 14, 2008 by
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As I watched the Lions / Packers game this afternoon, I was treated to the sideline stylings of Charissa Thompson. For those who haven't seen her, this is probably a must read post. For those who have seen her, this is still probably still at least a probably-should-read post.
Tom Gorzelanny Defines the word "Irony"
September 11, 2008 by
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You may remember the big to do about the Tom Gorzelanny bobble head that the Pirates released in April.
http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/piratesbobble01.jpg
Boy that sure does look like ol' Tom's middle finger doesn't it. It would makes sense that...
One Fantastic Idea for a New Sport - Thank You El Salvador
September 03, 2008 by
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In case that link didn't make it obvious, this volcano festival is celebrated by young men throwing flaming gasoline soaked rags at one another from close distances. Here is some video of this shit show:
8 Attractive Reasons to Watch Gossip Girl and the Chuck Bass of the Sporting World
August 27, 2008 by
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Laugh all you want, but Gossip Girl is a unbelievably fantastic show, and before you pass judgment, take a look at the hot girls on the show:
Idiot Parents Once Again Try to Ruin A 9-Year Olds Time
August 25, 2008 by
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I can't wait until my kid is good enough at sports that other parents ban him from leagues with their less athletic children.
I wish I could line up all the "concerned parents" and punch them in the stomach simultaneously. I hope this goes to the supreme court and...
Usain Bolt Wins the 200 in WR Time, Does Frontflip as he Crosses the Finish Line
August 20, 2008 by
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Usain Bolt Wins the 200 in WR Time, Does Frontflip as he Crosses the Finish Line...Okay, so he didn't do a front flip as he crossed the finish line, but I really wish he would have. Here is the video:
Boris Becker gets Engaged. Don't Worry, He Can Still Pull
August 13, 2008 by
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You have all probably had enough of the Olympics at this point. Let's change gears a bit.
Let's all congratulate Boris Becker for a second. Let's hear some applause. Yes, that Boris Becker, the one you haven't thought about in 10 years. Why are we congratulating...
Creating Olympic Super Babies
August 12, 2008 by
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If you have read The Angry T for a significant amount of time, you know we have a certain penchant for super-babies. What is a super baby you ask? Well, a super baby is born when two phenomenal athletes sack up and combine their genetic juices. The Olympics give us a fantastic opportunity...
Big XII Football Preview - Angry T Style
August 10, 2008 by
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Until 2007, we all knew what to expect from Big 12 football. Texas and Oklahoma would be dominant. Texas Tech would score 56 points against Baylor, but only 14 versus anyone with a winning record. Nebraska fans would continue to have unreasonably high expectations. Like clockwork,...
Justin Boren Practices at Ohio Statea??I puke
August 07, 2008 by
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Michigan fans, remember Justin Boren? For those of you not in the know, Justin is the offensive lineman who left Michigan during spring practice and did the unthinkable and transferred to Ohio State. You may want to divert your eyes from the picture of former Michigan Wolverine Justin...
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