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Rasheed Wallace Keeps Them Hyped
January 23, 2008 by
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Rasheed Wallace has always been good for 3 things:
-Getting Technicals
-Smoking Crack
-Pumping up his team
Fred Couples Continues to Use the Skins Game as his Personal ATM
January 20, 2008 by
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Fred Couples may not have won the Skins game this year, but once again, he used this event as his own personal ATM in taking home a cool $325,000. Couples has barely been able to play this year because of his chronic back issues, but he managed to make it out to the Skins Game to collect hi...
The Pizza Man Continues to Deliver
January 15, 2008 by
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There is no reason to talk about the NFL playoffs yet. By Saturday you will have heard so much analysis that Mark Schlereth and Emmitt Smith will be on your hit list, if they already aren't. So, I would like to re-introduce you to man that you are probably well aware of. However...
In Honor of Eli Manning, We Present the Improbable Hero Team
January 14, 2008 by
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Tom Brady he is not, but Eli Manning is turning himself into a reasonable NFL QB. When the Giants made the playoffs very few believed that they would even advance past the wildcard road. But Eli Manning refused to hear the doubters. He refused to stain his pants under pressure like he had don...
2007: The Year of the Passer
January 10, 2008 by
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It should come as no surprise that Tom Brady took home the NFL's MVP, with 49 out of 50 first place votes, as well as the AP Offensive Player of the Year. He had a spectacular season and managed to break the single season TD record for a QB while leading his team to a perfect regular...
Michael Vick's NEW Buns of Steel Video
January 08, 2008 by
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On this last week’s Monday Night Football game between the Atlanta Falcons and the New Orleans Saints, ESPN’s Tony Kornheiser questioned how would Michael Vick stay in the shape necessary to be an NFL caliber player while in prison. Admittedly, the extent of my experience or kno...
GOLDEN GLOBES CANCELLED!!! So We Hand Out the Sports Golden Globes
January 08, 2008 by
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Brace yourself, the Golden Globes have been cancelled. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not to worry, we have put together the sports golden globes to whet your appetite for second rate awards which mean absolutely nothing to anyone, including the people that win them.
Gary Bettman Considers Playing Game On Top Of the Hubble Space Telescope
January 03, 2008 by
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Despite the best efforts of Gary Bettman, the outdoor NHL hockey game between Buffalo Sabres and Pittsburgh Penguins garnered the NHL's best ratings since 1996. In case you didn't hear about this, which I didn't until the game was over, this game was played at 1 pm on New...
Thanks for Absolutely Nothing Larry Fitzgerald
December 31, 2007 by
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The vast majority of fantasy football seasons end in Week 16, meaning that most Week 17 performances are virtually useless for fantasy football purposes. For some reason, that didn't stop the many players from playing well despite the fact that there were absolutely no fantasy implications.
No Matter How Many People Pac-Man Kills the Attention Would Still be Focused on THIS Game
December 29, 2007 by
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It has been over a decade since Kevin Garnett started the High School movement. This was around the same time that non-Americans like Zydrunas Llgauskas started finding their way onto NBA rosters. With all of these movements finally entrenched into the landscape of basketball, it&rsqu...
Roger Clemens is in Good Hands
December 28, 2007 by
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It is good to know that no matter what happens to Roger Clemens and his steroid charges, he is in good hands as long as he stays close with Rusty Hardin. No, Rusty Hardin is not Roger’s favorite pornstar, nor is it the name of special friend Roger’s wife uses while he is away on...
An Exciting Version of the NBA All-Star Game
December 28, 2007 by
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It has been over a decade since Kevin Garnett started the High School movement. This was around the same time that non-Americans like Zydrunas Llgauskas started finding their way onto NBA rosters. With all of these movements finally entrenched into the landscape of basketball, it&...
Satan has Lost his Touch
December 27, 2007 by
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I have been anxiously awaiting the arrival of a world changing event for the better part of 11 years. I was waiting so anxiously that when it actually happened, I completely missed it.
Ohio State Wolverines in the BCS championship!
December 27, 2007 by
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In case you don't believe me check out this link. If self-respecting Buckeye fans existed, I wonder how many would buy tickets from this site? Apparently America's self-proclaimed largest ticket broker doesn't dabble in college sports that much...
Roger Clemens is in Good Hands
December 27, 2007 by
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Roger Clemens is in good hands with his new lawyer, Rusty Hardin.
The Rich Get Richer and the Poor Sign Jose Guillen
December 24, 2007 by
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Dontrelle Willis and Miguel Cabrera to the Tigers for Andrew Miller and Cameron Maybin……yawn. Red Sox and Yankees battling over the premier lefthander in the game…..wake me up when it’s over. Kenny Williams still acting like his off-season plan hasn’t ...
All I Want for Christmas....
December 22, 2007 by
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The holiday season isn’t only for children, professional athletes also have wishes and dreams they’d like fulfilled during the Christmas, errr…Hanukah, errrr…Kwanzaa, err…whatever holiday season you want to call it.
Kobe Bryant:
The Real FIFA Player of the Year
December 18, 2007 by
The Angry T
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For all you soccer fans out there, Kaka has been named Fifa player of the year. For all you attractive women fans out there, Kaka has a pretty attractive wife. In fact, as I am sure you know, there are a lot of soccer players that have damn attractive wives and girlfriends. So, in...
The All-Eva Longoria Team
November 19, 2007 by
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Donít get my wrong; I think Eva Longoria is very attractive. Other people must think so as well, because as per usual, the camera panned to Eva several hundred times during the Spurs/Trailblazers We were even graced with a segment that should have been called, ìGirl Talk...
Worst ways to get fired, or at least 5 of them
November 09, 2007 by
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When it comes to getting fired, everyone should have Larry Brown's mantra, resign before they can fire you. Unfortunately not everyone has the chance to leave, so the Angry T has come up with 5 of the worst ways to get axed. #6 is the worst, at least the picture is horrible.
Pacman Jones reportedly going to "Make it Rain" with King Size Milky Way Bars this Halloween……..Roger Goodell not Impressed.
October 22, 2007 by
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People in the sporting world are far too busy these days. Between the games, practices, interviews, felonies and bitches, some responsibilities just fall through the cracks. One of these responsibilities is coming up with Halloween costume ideas. Luckily for people in the sporting...
Top 15 Football Catches of All-Time
October 01, 2007 by
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I have put together the first video compilation of what will hopefully be a semi-regular post with other fantastic football related videos. The first installment features the greatest catches ever caught on film and then uploaded pon youtube. Before you complain, you aren't going...
Freakish Sports Injuries Not Involving Milton Bradley
September 25, 2007 by
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Most you are now aware that Milton Bradley has torn his ACL while being held back by a manager while arguing a call. This is a hilarious injury for everyone involved except Milton Bradley, his family and the San Diego Padres.
The Sad Story of Riddick Bowe
September 22, 2007 by
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I want to warn you, this is a sad story. It is an illustration of how much of a joke former heavyweight champion/boxing icon/and estranged wife kidnapper Riddick Bowe has become. The following events are true. I'd like to begin by apologizing if this destroys the godlike aura that...
The 2007 Sports Television Emmy's Presented By The Angry T
September 18, 2007 by
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The eyes of the entertainment world were fixed on Emmy's this Sunday as these annual television awards were held in Los Angeles. The Sopranos took home best drama, 30 Rock won best comedy and a lot of good looking people were in one place (see below):
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