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**** you, you cum-guzzling media *****. Go jump in front of a ******* truck.

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Brett Favre, pictured, is pretending to be upset about pretending to retire for probably the 84th time.Brett Favre is worse than Pete Rose. He's worse than Michael Phelps. He's worse than Barry Bonds. He's worse than Michael Vick Chris Henry.Go eat a field of **** you piece...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Well if those aren't two misleading stories

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Click for larger viewThe top headline says, "Buehrle sets record, retires 45 straight." This is true in that after throwing a perfect game, he followed it up with 5.2 innings of perfect baseball. THEN HE GOT ******* ROCKED!!! He finished with 6.1 IP and 5 ER. He got the loss...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

This looks strange

Hey, wait a sec...(Papelbon also gave up three runs in the bottom of the ninth to blow a save. Fantastic.)
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Study: Curveballs safer to throw than fastballs, heroin good source of vitamin C

So you want to pitch for the Big League Cardinals one day, kid? Better start working on your curve. It's not that bad for your arm. Less stressful than throwing fastballs. Trust us, science says so! They did a study on it! Two studies!Each study concluded that curves are less stressful...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

One night of stand-up: who ya seeing?

The Phils and Jays are playing the "Give us him! Nope, he's off limits, how about him instead?" game which is about as exciting as reading a Dictionary; the Cubs are streaking; some guys got inducted into the HOF...boring sports weekend if you ask us.Instead, let'...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Adieu Mr. Holliday

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he following is written by David Kamoe, a life-long sports fan whose sister is a close friend. David is an avid A's fan, wen to to high school with Drew Gooden and can't believe that Giants commentator Mike Krukow used to refer to the right-centerfield expanse at Pac Bell Park...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Friday! ******* FRIDAY!!!

The lovely Christy is here to help bring in the weekend...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

That was a horrible call to end the perfect game

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If you've read TBP before you're probably aware of how much we hate terrible sports announcers, specifically ones on FOX like a guy whose last name starts with B and ends with Uck and it's Joe Buck. So you can imagine how appalled we were to hear the way clowns on Comcast...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

LeBron slid over late and some kid you've never heard of threw down a dunk that was by no means dunking on LeBron

Go to the 35-second mark. You'll see LeBron's hands. And some kid dunking.We hear "LeBron got dunked on" and we want to see balls in LeBron's ******* face. Kinda like this. That video, which was the big blog buzz Wednesday, is hardly James getting posterized....
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

It still only counts for 1 point, you ******* assholes

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.Ooh, we're awfully surly today. Maybe it's because the Giants forgot how to play baseball. Or lack of good porn on the Web lately. (Anyone know what's up with surfthechannelx.com not working right? That **** was a...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Ten-run deficit? Sure, why not?

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The following is written by David Kamoe, a life-long sports fan whose sister is a close friend. David is an avid A's fan, wen to to high school with Drew Gooden and can't believe that Giants commentator Mike Krukow used to refer to the right-centerfield expanse at Pac Bell...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Something about the reaction to the Erin Andrews mess just seems wrong

We were among the first to give Erin Andrews attention in an objectifying way on a blog. We kept doing it because it's fun to have pictures of a hot chick while simultaneously making ***** jokes.Now that this video has surfaced, many blogs and media outlets are coming out in defense...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Unadulterated Ice

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The following is written by David Kamoe, a life-long sports fan whose sister is a close friend. David is an avid A's fan, wen to to high school with Drew Gooden and can't believe that Giants commentator Mike Krukow used to refer to the right-centerfield expanse at Pac Bell...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

A few minutes on Entourage

This is pretty much how we explain Entourage to anyone who's never seen the show: it's not funny, it's not dramatic, the characters aren't likable, yet it's very entertaining.Usually "entertaining" doesn't get Emmy nods, however Entourage has become...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Morning Headlines: A's 14, Twins 13

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Someone made a horribly insensitive peehole video of Erin Andrews, which is wrong and illegal and WHY THE **** ARE WE JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS?!?!?

Um, someone made a peephole video of Erin Andrews nude in her hotel room last week. This is a violation of privacy and this is wrong and awful and terrible and illegal and ERIN ANDREWS WAS FRIGGIN' NAKED ON VIDEO!Wonder if she was practicing her open in front of the mirror with...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Someone made a horribly insensitive peehole video of Erin Andrews, which is wrong and illegal and WHY THE **** ARE WE JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS?!?!?

Um, someone made a peephole video of Erin Andrews nude in her hotel room last week. This is a violation of privacy and this is wrong and awful and terrible and illegal and ERIN ANDREWS WAS FRIGGIN' NAKED ON VIDEO!Wonder if she was practicing her open in front of the mirror with...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Someone made a horribly insensitive peehole video of Erin Andrews, which is wrong and illegal and WHY THE **** ARE WE JUST HEARING ABOUT THIS?!?!?

Um, someone made a peephole video of Erin Andrews nude in her hotel room last week. This is a violation of privacy and this is wrong and awful and terrible and illegal and ERIN ANDREWS WAS FRIGGIN' NAKED ON VIDEO!Wonder if she was practicing her open in front of the mirror with...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Your requisite "Ichiro is hitting .350+" post

Ichiro is unfuckingbelievable. Like really. Just when you feel like you haven't heard his name for like two months, you decide to check the leaderboards and discover he's hitting .359 (entering Sunday) with six homers and 19 stolen bases. He's hitting .359 and you're...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Captain Pussyman to have lots of rooms for ***** pleasure at new Tampa home

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That photo is of Derek Jeter's new Tampa home in its early construction stages. Whoa, whoa, whoa, big house! Seven bedrooms, nine bathrooms and plenty of other places for Captain Pussyman to get wild with an array of Tampa beauties (like a pool and seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Captain Pussyman to have lots of rooms for ***** pleasure at new Tampa home

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That photo is of Derek Jeter's new Tampa home in its early construction stages. Whoa, whoa, whoa, big house! Seven bedrooms, nine bathrooms and plenty of other places for Captain Pussyman to get wild with an array of Tampa beauties (like a pool and seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Captain Pussyman to have lots of rooms for ***** pleasure at new Tampa home

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That photo is of Derek Jeter's new Tampa home in its early construction stages. Whoa, whoa, whoa, big house! Seven bedrooms, nine bathrooms and plenty of other places for Captain Pussyman to get wild with an array of Tampa beauties (like a pool and seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Lucky mustaches, powder blue jerseys and real, friggin' grass!

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The following is written by David Kamoe, a life-long sports fan whose sister is a close friend. David is an avid A's fan, wen to to high school with Drew Gooden and can't believe that Giants commentator Mike Krukow used to refer to the right-centerfield expanse at Pac Bell...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Lucky mustaches, powder blue jerseys and real, friggin' grass!

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The following is written by David Kamoe, a life-long sports fan whose sister is a close friend. David is an avid A's fan, wen to to high school with Drew Gooden and can't believe that Giants commentator Mike Krukow used to refer to the right-centerfield expanse at Pac Bell...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 

Lucky mustaches, powder blue jerseys and real, friggin' grass!

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The following is written by David Kamoe, a life-long sports fan whose sister is a close friend. David is an avid A's fan, wen to to high school with Drew Gooden and can't believe that Giants commentator Mike Krukow used to refer to the right-centerfield expanse at Pac Bell...
>> zachls.blogspot.com/2009/07...
 
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