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Favre = Fun
March 18, 2008 by
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Brett Favre’s fun: is there anything it can’t solve? â—¼ Deadspin
Hornish’s wife
March 18, 2008 by
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Sam Hornish, Jr. has an attractive wife. â—¼ SPORTSbyBROOKS
Todd Jones ERA
March 17, 2008 by
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Todd Jones spring training ERA so far: 24.55. â—¼ Detroit Free Press
Puncho Cinco
March 16, 2008 by
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If Chad Johnson punched his coach, why is he still with the Bengals? â—¼ Vitamin Z
Shaq To Suns
March 14, 2008 by
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Shaq to the Suns. That’s funny ◼ Refrigerator Logic
Inge
March 14, 2008 by
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And you thought Brandon Inge would stop complaining once spring training began. Oh, you didn’t? Me neither. ◼ Detroit Tiger Weblog
Billy Wagner
March 14, 2008 by
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Billy Wagner really wanted to hit a U. of Michigan player with a pitch because he was trying. â—¼ SPORTSbyBROOKS
You’re Not So Tough Without Your Precious “Oxygen,” Now Are Ya?
March 13, 2008 by
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Tough Tomatoes
March 13, 2008 by
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If you can’t handle Jerry Green’s olde time defense of Matt Millen, then tough tomatoes. â—¼ Deadspin → The Wayne Fontes Experience → Detroit News
THF
March 12, 2008 by
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Monday, February 25: It’s gonna feel good pretending to do a radio show again. â—¼ Treehouse Fort
BracketBuster
March 12, 2008 by
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Why include so many teams, when there’s a third postseason tournament just begging for mid mid-majors? â—¼ Toledo Free Press
A better Wonderlic
March 12, 2008 by
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MJD’s got a better NFL combine test than the Wonderlic. ◼ Shutdown Corner
You Just Watch, They’ll Pick ‘Wally’
March 12, 2008 by
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The selection of Wally as the mascot name of Toledo Walleye could be trumped in shocking selections only by Raul Castro as successor to the president of Cuba. But nevertheless, The Blade and The Andersons are holding a contest to name the mascot.
My vote: Chuck Fin-ley. Now, someone...
Sampson texts
March 12, 2008 by
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Kelvin Sampson’s still text messaging his players. â—¼ Sun-Times (WARNING: Mariotti-like typing detected)
Dakich=Martin
March 12, 2008 by
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Dan Dakich might be the next Steve Fisher. Don’t know who that is, but he sounds like a Big Ten coach, so I enjoy the comparison. â—¼ Gheorghe: The Blog
Dakich = Gump
March 12, 2008 by
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It took me a whole weekend to figure out who Dan Dakich was. Forrest Gump. â—¼ Blogcritics
Bench bourbon
March 09, 2008 by
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Johnny Bench, in bourbon form. â—¼ SPORTSbyBROOKS
Would you?
March 09, 2008 by
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Aussie footballers now have a DVD on the do’s and do not do’s of dealing with women. â—¼ Fark → NZ Herald
Playoff Sabbath
March 09, 2008 by
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Colorado Jewish high school basketball team would have to forfeit a Saturday championship game. â—¼ SPORTSbyBROOKS
THF
March 09, 2008 by
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Our baseball previews begin with the AL East, featuring Walkoff Walk rapscallions Rob Iracane and Camp Tiger Claw. ◼ Treehouse Fort
I Anonymously Make People Merry
March 09, 2008 by
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I’ve been called many things. This is a new one, though, regarding the Dan Patrick move to Sports Illustrated and the Rick Reilly hop over to ESPN:
Minutes after the Patrick-for-Reilly switch was announced, one of the merrymakers over at the Web site Deadspin quipped that ESPN...
Derek Anderson
March 09, 2008 by
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Derek Anderson’s not a Cleveland Brown. And yet … he is. â—¼ Deadspin
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