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OH SWEET ****
Who this **** is this assbutt?Miles Would Fit Well Back HereIs "Here" the backseat of a 1970's VW Beetle? If so, I agree. The Cardinals are in the process or, more likely, have already made their decisions regarding whom they want to retain from their own free agent pool.Jake Westbrook is a given. They want him back. It's just a matter of if it makes financial...
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November 06, 2010
Discuss
Oh, hello, internet.
Sorry for not talking to you in a bit. I assure you, it's me, not you. Nothing you did. I just... have... issues.Anyhoo, how's it been? Everything good? Good.OH!This might sound a little awkward, but... I... forgot to tell you, I have a new blog.I write there every Friday now... Yeah, I'm over there.They're paying me and everything. Totally on the up and up. Check...
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July 10, 2010
Dear Virginia Coleman & Gary Halm
You guys owe John Mozeliak an apology.Also, write more letters to newspapers, America! I, personally, love them.In the age of anonymous comments on online newspaper articles [which makes our fair city of Saint Louis appear to consist nearly entirely of racists, fear mongers, the under educated, racists, elitists, suburbanites, and racists (judging by the comments left at the Saint...
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February 11, 2010
Social Commentary in America
Do you realize we have gone from an America where interracial couples couldn't marry fifty years ago, to one, where, if you listen to certain congresswomen from Minnesota, we will abort you white, Cristian child because you ate at Taco Bell when you were seven months pregnant? It's true.Our society has devolved while progressing at paces literally unimaginable.Case in point...
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February 03, 2010
RIP, My Brother... THE DOCTOR!!!
Off to that great basement incinerator in the sly, Dr Werner Klopek.
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September 17, 2009
I'm Going To Take This As An Omen
Whether it's a good or bad omen, I'll let you decide. But it's an omen, damn it.A few minutes ago, as I was going through an old book of baseball cards while on the toilet (I washed my hands, thank you for asking), I came across this card, a 1992 Topps (#684) of Trinity High All-Stater and recent Detroit Tigers #1 Draft pick, Trever Miller. Now what this means is that...
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April 06, 2009
Giggle
Finally, something to combat the Cubs fans on the internets with when they use this pic, the wonderful folks at Sexy People, give us this:No further comment.
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March 14, 2009
Boxes Remind Me Of Triangles
My street runs from east to west. I like that there is a mailbox only a block away, because, for whatever reason, sometimes my mailman doesn't take my mail and I have to drop it off at that very same mailbox. Of course, not many things get mailed anymore. My bills are all paid online. Today I dropped off some invitations in the mailbox, but it was the mailbox caddy corner to...
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March 03, 2009
Fiiiiiiinaaaaallllllly
We have found what could be the democratic Joe the Plumber... Julio the Idiot that Works at McDonalds!Just sit down, kid. You're embarrassing, well, America. Want better benefits? Join the Navy.
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February 11, 2009
Boooo You, Hollywood Liberal Elite
I'm watching the incredible boring Oliver Stone movie "W" right now and a scene just popped out that took the movie from crappy (although the dialougue between Powell and Cheney heading into GWII is awesome) to throwaway ridiculous:George W and George HW Bush are walking in the outfield at the ol' Ranger Stadium (or whatever it was called) in 1990 and HW says "...
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January 09, 2009
Where We Are Headed
The more and more I hear about the economic stimulus plan the incoming presidential administration is waiting to adopt, the more I think someone high up reads my blog.Just legalize pot and get it over with, Big O.Seriously, this old idea string sounds realistic now, no?
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January 07, 2009
Sound Offs!
I have been meaning, for quite some time, to start capturing the fantastic letters to the editors sent to the St Louis Post Dispatch sports section (titled "Sound Off") in digital form on this here neglected rag, but have been unsuccessful since nobody has written anything in the last few months other than something trivial about the Rams, whom I don't care about (and...
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January 04, 2009
Welcome to St Louis, Mr Greene
This picture makes him look like the (unfairly maligned) Cyborg Juan Encarnacion. It's nice that one robot could replace another on the payroll. Love that fire, K!Now, learn how to take a walk and forget last year ever happened.
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December 04, 2008
The End of the Election Season
Watching Fox News at work these past few days, it is good to see the nation is back to caring about what we should: Missing white people and gas prices.The ridiculous election cycle has blown us all like a two dime *****, and I, for one, am thankful for it to be over and to not take away crabs from the whole ordeal.But judging from some of the more hard core right that I work with...
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November 07, 2008
Congratulations
To President-Elect Barack Obama.Now, for the hard part: the Secret Service's Super Bowl of keeping him alive.And, later, Don't **** it up, Barry. A whole lot of us normal people believe in you.
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November 04, 2008
The Future Says I Blow It
[have a great halloween weekend, everyone.]
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October 31, 2008
The Race to Above 268
How I think it will end up:I'm pessimistic on Ohio, Florida, and Indiana; and optimistic on North Carolina (prove me right, research triangle!), Lovers (re: Virginia), and my show me state.I think it will be (pretty much) an Electoral blowout, but semi close in the popular vote (three to four percent), but I also think Obama will recieve more votes than any presidential candidate...
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October 24, 2008
Where I Stand
Since I don't honestly agree with either candidate for president on all of the issues (although, were I to hire only one of them to run my life for the next four years, Obama would win 99% of the time, hence the adamant endorsement), this is the platform I would run on if I wasn't a 28 years old, alcoholic, budhatholic, non college graduate, moral derelict, long haired asshole...
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October 19, 2008
Mo Propmendments 2008
Two and a half weeks until the elections are over and I can stop thinking about politics and go back to obsessing on how the Cardinals can acquire an actual shortstop this offseason and why I can't teach my dog to talk like Brian Griffin (I can get him to talk like Gilbert Gottfried, and good god is that annoying).I do wish there was a Senatorial election in Missouri this cycle...
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October 17, 2008
Debate #3: Why Isn't It Over Yet?
I thought McCain was winning the debate -- handily -- twenty minutes into it. Then the Ayers question, much like Putin, reared it's ugly head. After Obama -- rather correctly -- explained his connections with Ayers and ACORN (while taking the high road and not mentioning McCain speaking at an ACORN rally last year), Senator McCain was flustered as hell.Lots of eye rolls, snorts...
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October 15, 2008
I Am White.
I realized during dinner yesterday that The Wife and I officially are the people this guy has been writing about.Really white things I did Sunday:1. Grabbed donuts and coffee at the local donut shop.2. Drove my Honda to work.3. Thought about my dog (The Wife took him to a pumpkin patch).4. Came home from work, read the Sunday paper (excellent endorsement article, by the by).5. Drove...
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October 13, 2008
The Sixth Glass
Missouri's own Boulevard Brewing Company has released a series of specialty crafted beers called The Smokestack Series. The king of the class is The Sixth Glass.I'm not going to begin to try to describe it, as words like "glorious," "bonerific," and "strumtrulescent" would only do it a disservice so great that I'm afraid it's ridiculous...
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October 06, 2008
Kyle McClellan
Is apparently the commander of US forces in Afghanistan. Or, perhaps, this man has come back from the dead, and will win the civil war half a world away this time.Granted, I am one of the few that knows who is in command there (It's Gen McKiernan), but if you're going to quote someone on strategy, get their name right please, governor. I will say that Sarah Palin exceeded...
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October 03, 2008
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