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First of all, I did see Zombieland. It was worth every penny. It doesn't compare to Shaun of the Dead. It's not a comedy based on personal relationships. I know it may sound stupid, but it seems to be more of a Zombie Midnight Run. You have the asskicker who's running from...
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This is what I did today.

I made posts for other people. Well, SEC Football Blogger was a post for me. It was a post about how I compared SEC Football Teams and what we knew about them to what was in my iPod. It was magical. I also made Reverse Survivor awesome at the OMDQ. I say this. I know who wins reverse survivor.Yeah.
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Ten Fantasy Football Thoughts...

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No need for an introduction, this post will be what you think it is.10. If you can find an upgrade, and catches aren't a factor in your league? I would consider cutting bait on Leon Washington. Now, the odds on a real upgrade are longish. But if you're looking at a Jerome Harrison...
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The Seven things I learned from this week in college football.

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Introduction in regards to the craziness of this season. Mention of how a rival with an inferior record beats an unbeaten and resurgent rival. Jonathan Crompton joke. Oh hey, next week has a real big game yeah? Line break to artificially pad post size.7. Notre Dame has returmed to...
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Harrumph. The Kid's got nothing.

Time to give up on tonight.
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So Zombieland...

I'm excited for it. Tense, balled up fists, just wanting to get the movie out. (And I wrote some awesome posts on SEC Football Blogger). But today. It's out. And I will get this done this weekend. I will watch you Zombieland. You will entertain me. Or my money back.
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Hello. A Hilarious Comedian Joins Two Basketball Stars In A Commercial. This is a Preview

Chris Hardwick, you've done it again!Note: The G4 network HTML wasn't an easy copy paste onto the website. Considering they try to fill the tech niche? Warrants mentioning.
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10 NFL Notes/Reactions/Twitter-size Rambles.

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You know how this makes me feel? I'm really someone who likes to keep the original content going. I don't want to use numbers as a prompt for my post. But since I want to provide content, here we go.10. I'm excited that Josh Johnson is getting run as a starting quarterback...
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RapidDraft: The worst Fantasy Football Site Ever.

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Not to say that it's not an intriguing concept. You take ten media based fantasy sports experts and last years champion. You have a speed draft. And you. You pick the spot. And it should be fun, right?Well, I got a free entry. So I thought to myself. Sure. Spin the wheel and make...
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The seven things I learned about college football today?

1. Florida State will have at least three more games that will stun the absolute **** out of conventional wisdom. I know other people have been all over this, so let me nutshell it. They were super scrappy versus Miami and killed BYU's national championship hopes. And then they...
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When my radar suddenly picks up on the drug dealing arrest of Binghamton's point guard?

You know who is going to start to work on a project post.NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR MY SUCK! YAY!
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The Top 5 List Triad...

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I know I'm going to do this every week. And I know this feels like work. But I will be okay. And I hope I can transfer this advice so you can be okay.The top 5 guys who are for real.1. Cedric Benson (RB-Cin) The Packers were supposed to be this stout defense. They were supposed...
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I'm trying to bring something to the plate.

But right now? I'm kind of writer's blocked. I don't know what exactly to tell you. I need a new angle. I need something. You know I'm still at SECFootball Blogger. And I'm in a weird 16-7 record against the spread. College football is kind of easy if you take a...
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I'll have more tomorrow.

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Brief List for tonight.I'm in several leagues. And there are 8 receivers you don't have to be super desperate for an upgrade to pick them up. So here you go.8) Jacoby Jones (WR-Hou)7) Johnny Knox (WR-Chi)6) Bobby Wade (WR-KC)5) Pierre Garcon (WR-Ind)4) Laurent Robinson (WR...
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The Seven Things I learned about College Football.

Another interesting lesson coming up on us this week. I took the week at half-speed. Florida took the week at half-speed. I laid my hands upon a man with a bad back and he yelled, "I'm the King of Spain!"But I digress.7. Cal better not relax.Sure, with the running back...
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The Film Student Breakdown of Texas-Texas Tech.

You know me. I like movies. I also have this nascent idea that I'm going to write a movie someday. So, for my own personal practice. And because I think this will at least be interesting, if not funny. I will attempt to set a narrative for this game.We shall call this game Guns...
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A Fantasy Football Top 5 List Triad

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I know I'll be late on one of these lists, but I'll bring your information that you need to help your team out. In terms of guys to target as well as guys to dump. From week 1 until I have no reason to do fantasy football references. I will make at least three top five lists...
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Wow.

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I've been the sort of guy who finds his way into complaining about the hobbies that I do. And there is a lot to hate about fantasy football as well as the NFL. And this was supposed to be a screed about how dumb I was to get into a league where Joe Flacco could have a 47 point...
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The Seven Things I Learned About College Football this week.

I did this one last week. I looked smart at one point from it this week. But I'm going to give it another go.7) If you live on the East Coast? Watch the Colonial Athletic Association.Maryland had to escape in overtime to beat James Madison 38-35. If they didn't? It would have...
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And now, a dramatic reenactment of Toledo versus Colorado.

Toledo is the Blue Hag.Colorado's illusions of being a National Power have been blowed up and Toledo was the Odin that did it.
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So, who's going to make the playoffs and who's going to win the Super Bowl?

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I'll do this via the process of elimination. We have 32 teams, and we need to get down to 12. And then from 12 we need to get ourselves down to one. I'll keep this fast paced and conversational.Out via the process of a complete mess.We've never had an offseason where we...
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So you know how it seemed odd that Oregon suspended Blount for the year?

Especially when you realize that Byron Hout got "internal punishment?" Well, E.J. Prince broke out something interesting on twitter. What, exactly, did he say, well...@iamcutdacheck: Just talked to Jamere Holland (from Oregon WR) said that L. Blount socked dude from Boise...
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HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY DREAMCAST!!!

Don't remember the DreamCast? I do. It had the 2k sports series. And the game with the taxi. Okay, just watch the commercial.And an excuse for Ulala cosplay. Space Channel 5 was an awesome rhythm game. Right?Heady times from a decade ago, yeah?
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The Cadillac Williams Comeback.

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Here's why fantasy football can **** with your head. And this is why if you aren't involved, you should not get in on this. Meet Carnell Williams. The kids call him Cadillac. To me? He is fuckface. It's nothing personal. Really. But in my darker days of fantasy football...
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The Seven interesting facts about today in College Football...

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I know, I'm rocking you with lists. But I do this because I'm trying to rehab my creative juices and at least attempt to masturbate the text down the page. And as today was most definitely an interesting part of college football, we'll discuss what happened and what may...
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