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Eli Messiah: Underwear Model
March 25, 2008 by
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This was only a matter of time. The Manning brothers could only endorse so many products until finally somebody stepped up and asked them to model underwear.And to everybody's surprise, it's a men's underwear company.The company 2(x)ist, that made Jason Burnhorn-Harmon...
JaMarcus The Hut
March 25, 2008 by
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Or should that be Jabba the Quarterback?There are reports that Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell is pushing close to 300 pounds this offseason. The Raiders, of course, are denying this. And hey, we have no reason to distrust the Raiders organization. They are always upfront and...
Bruce Won't Wear No. 80 in Frisco
March 25, 2008 by
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Isaac Bruce did the right thing. The long-time St. Louis FC receiver (and last playing member of the Los Angeles Rams) will not wear his trademark No. 80 in San Francisco. Instead, he will honor the legacy of Jerry Rice.Too bad Rice didn't do the same dog damn thing when he made...
Raiders Will Drive Up Price on Own Player
March 19, 2008 by
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The Raiders deal for DeAngelo Hall has hit a snag recently. The two teams have worked out the deal in terms of compensation (a second- and sixth-round pick). Now the two sides are struggling because of money. Hall wants to be paid Asante Samuel money. And you know what, so does Nnamdi...
The Post Mortem: A Hater Nation Divided
March 19, 2008 by
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Cal State Fullerton makes the tournament for the first time 30 years and the Titans get matched against Wisconsin. Personally, Duke probably would have been a much better fit. The whole arena would have been cheering for Fullerton. The sports books definitely would have been pulling...
The Weak Ender
March 17, 2008 by
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Sad news, the venerable Hooters Hotel and Casino will be shutdown and remodeled once again, shedding its orange shorts to be a boutique hotel. Does anybody really want to live in a society where a casino based on large breasts (both chicken and women) and short shorts can't make...
The Weak Ender
March 17, 2008 by
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Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are doing their part to keep up distracted from Favre-mania. The couple was seen in the Dominican Republic, probably because Bush can't get deported back to the United States to show up to his deposition. The photographs were a nice effort, but until...
Can Anybody on the Chargers Throw?
March 14, 2008 by
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Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers has the worst throwing motion of probably any quarterback in the NFL. But at least he doesn't have the worst throwing motion of any player on the Chargers team. At least that is what this video from Mr. Irrelevant shows us. Saying that Merriman...
Fitzgerald Looking at Career-Ending Injury
March 13, 2008 by
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Larry Fitzgerald signed a huge contract extension with the Arizona Cardinals today with $30 million in guarantees. That can only mean one thing
Eli Doesn't Want to Be Mr. Pink
March 10, 2008 by
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The Giants took a page from Reservoir Dogs and arrived in Arizona on Monday in black suits. How charming. The Giants wanted to show that they were all about business. That this game was nothing more than a business trip, or say, maybe a diamond heist. And really, that's cute. If...
The Post Mortem
March 10, 2008 by
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Is the world sick of the Manning brothers media whoring yet? The brothers were a couple of shameless, unaware a-holes back when they were choking in big games. No they simply must be stopped.The Manning brothers were camera fornicating on the sidelines of the Duke vs. North Carolina...
What's Up With Irvine PD?
March 10, 2008 by
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The Irvine Police Department has issued an arrest warrant for Angels World Series hero Scott Spiezio on six charges stemming from a drunk-driving crash in December. Drinking and driving is wrong, but this is the Sand Frog we are talking about. Why does the Irvine PD hate the Angels...
It's Officially the Offseason: A Raider is Arrested
March 08, 2008 by
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The offseason is officially underway now that the Raiders have secured their first arrest. Cornerback Fabian Washington was arrested on domestic battery charges and released on bond.The Raiders have become one of the worst franchises in NFL history and are only a shell of their former...
McFadden Already Performing at NFL Level
March 07, 2008 by
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Darren McFadden is already performing like an NFL superstar. And it has nothing to do with his 4.27 (or was it 4.33) 40-yard dash. Evidentially, McFadden already has been hit with a paternity suit and has two other children on the way. So when they compare McFadden to Travis Henry...
Fravd!! Favre's Greatest Hits
March 06, 2008 by
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This article originally ran on Dec. 19, 2005. But now it seems pretty fitting.Brett Favre sure seems to be having a lot of fun on the football field. Brett Favre plays football the way it is supposed to be played. Brett Favre created Heaven and Earth in sixth days, and on the seventh...
The Golden Age for Raiders Haters
March 06, 2008 by
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The Raiders have agreed to a deal with Javon Walker for $55 million that includes $27 million in the first three years, including $16 million guaranteed.Walker, you might remember, held Darrent Williams in his lap as he died following a shooting outside of a nightclub. Now Walker has...
Lil' Hater: Thanks For Nothing Favre
March 04, 2008 by
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Now that Green Bay is Farve-less and irrelevant again, there's really no reason the Giants can't be on TV every single week next year. Thanks to Favre, the Giants were able to win the NFC Championship Game at Lambeau Field to win the Super Bowl, meaning the networks will actually...
How Raiders Fans Are Conceived
March 04, 2008 by
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Gina Cruz here demonstrates how she earns her ticket money to Raiders games. But the joke is on her, because those tickets would probably be given away for free.Just kidding.Ms. Cruz was selected as Raiders Online No. 1 fan. Which is akin to being valedictorian at Cal State Northridge...
The Post Mortem
March 03, 2008 by
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The woman on the left is Jason Kidd's wife, Hope Dworaczyk. And the photo on the right is how Hope looked after Kidd choked in the Mavericks' loss to the Lakers on Sunday afternoon.How has Kidd survived this long in the NBA without ever learning how to shoot the ball? There...
The Weak Ender
February 27, 2008 by
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Say what you will about soccer, but the players have some hot wives. Maybe even better than the wives you find in the NFL who all seem to be some sort of generic blonde (except for Jeff Garcia's wife). Seriously NFL wives come off some assembly line or sorority and are pretty indistinguishable...
Drinking Island Style
February 26, 2008 by
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After reading all of the comments in my absence, here is a quote from North Shore that all of you mainlanders can relate too. "You are so haole, you don't even know you are haole."The Hatriot and Bain seen to think that my drink of choice is the lemon drop martini or...
Giants Will Win the Super Bowl
February 22, 2008 by
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If you ever want to be a successful blogger, you need to make outlandish predictions and put that prediction in the title. That way, you get into search engines and all your readers see it an flock to it.Can the Giants pull this thing off?The NFL has had its share of Super Bowl upsets...
The Weak Ender
February 22, 2008 by
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Sadly, loyal THN readers, the Lingerie Bowl is no more. What are those Real World alumni going to do now? Or Big Brother. Not that it matters much, that Go Daddy commercial had it all over the Lingerie Bowl anyway, but still. You have to miss a game where the contestants actually seemed...
Where's My Lakers Car Flag?
February 21, 2008 by
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Do you suppose that Kobe Bryant is whispering, "Karma is a (female dog) to the prone Raja Bell? Boy that couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.Can't wait to see all of the editorials on Thursday calling out Kobe for all of his "ball-hogging" as he scored 41 points...
The Weak Ender
February 21, 2008 by
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The best part of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit edition, yes probably more so than the photographs, is the letters from women expressing their outrage over the issue.Leering at women, the template reads, is not a sport. And if these women actually believe that, they aren't doing...
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