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Don't Piss Off the Coach
January 26, 2008 by
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Who knew that 49ers coach Mike Nolan was such a spiteful son of a (female dog)?Nolan had clashed with starting quarterback Alex Smith this season. But hey, sometimes coaches and quarterbacks clash. Not all coaches sign their QB's death warrant which is what Nolan did when he hired...
The Smartest Man Alive
January 26, 2008 by
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Never doubted him.Great win for the Chargers. Especially since the referees were calling the game like they had money going the other way. A tremendous performance by nearly everybody on the roster. The only question now is, who the hell is going to play for this team next week? The...
A National Hero
January 26, 2008 by
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The Tiger that mauled a teenage boy at the San Francisco Zoo is being honored as a hero. Because the kid that the tiger mauled was a Raiders fan. In fact, the victim was wearing a Marcus Allen jersey at the time of the attack.In other words, the kid was asking for it.That Tiger is...
The Bowl Post Mortem
January 25, 2008 by
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Even the most ardent Pac-10 haters would likely admit -- begrudgingly -- that USC is obviously the best team in college football right now. You can't say otherwise and expect to be taken seriously. The Trojans find themselves in a similar situation as they were in Carson Palmer...
Petrino's Dear John Letter
January 25, 2008 by
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Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino left a letter to his former Falcons players in the wake of his resignation. Because really, just sending out a group email seems to impersonal. But some of the Falcons players, namely Lawyer Milloy, did not take kindly to it.Oh snap, did you see...
Thanks for playing
January 21, 2008 by
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You out-gained Georgia Frontandrearie by only 5 yards. Even Shaun Alexander feels like you should have gone back out there. Coach's decision or not, there will now be a stigma that haunts LaDainian Tomlinson. The image of him fighting with players after last year's playoffs...
The Post Mortem
January 20, 2008 by
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Yes, you lost Terrell Owens, but don't go kill yourself over it. Same goes for you, Dungy offspring. When T.O. attempted suicide last year, his spokeswoman indicated that he had $25 million things to live for.But what about Tony Romo? As long as he's still with Jessica Simpson...
The Weak Ender
January 18, 2008 by
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How did the San Diego Chargers become the bad guys in the AFC Championship Game? Randy Moss hits a woman like he's PacMan Jones, but the Chargers are the bad guys. Kind of like when Otter walks into Delta House and finds out his fraternity has been expelled instead of the, "...
The Weak Ender
January 17, 2008 by
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Sophia Bush wants you all to know that she never dated Tony Romo. Because she doesn't date losers. Or maybe because she didn't enough bang for the buck for enduring a night on the town with him. And she never got a free trip to Mexico, either.Cowboys fans must be longing for...
Ricky Williams
January 12, 2008 by
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Greetings, it's your old pal McLean Stevenson here, the king of career choices. Being the king allows me to make fun of other people who are making bigger mistakes than I ever did. This is the part where I would link back to my own personal blog, but I don't update it because...
The Weak Ender
January 10, 2008 by
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Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are engaged. Allegedly. Ms. Kardashian would like to request her privacy at this time. And by respect her privacy, she means take a look at her vagina in the December issue of Playboy. Or in her sex tape. Or check out her reality show.You want your privacy...
Roddy White Hates Money
January 08, 2008 by
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That is the only explanation as to why he would even bother to wear that shirt. (He also hates my fantasy team, but that's another story.) Because Roddy White is going to be fined a ton of money by the NFL. That is, if he isn't kidnapped late one night and never heard from...
The Post Mortem
January 08, 2008 by
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Hate to put a damper in the Chargers victory celebration, but they do realize that they have some more football games to play, right?You wouldn't know if judging from the way the players were reacting after the game. At some point you figured that Norv Turner was going to don an...
The Post Mortem
January 07, 2008 by
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The Chargers are not a good football team. Or more to the point, Norv Turner is not a good football coach. A convincing victory by the Chargers might be counter productive, giving a glimmer of hope to those remaining holdouts on Wake Island or elsewhere, who still believed that the...
The Weak Ender
December 29, 2007 by
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Boston is starting to pile it on lately, obviously not feeling enough of the hate from the rest of the world. Jessica Simpson says that she wants to hook up with a Boston boy. Which is code for she wants to be knocked up by Tom Brady.Not sure if she will have the kid like Bridget Monynahan...
The Weak Ender
December 28, 2007 by
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The New York Giants laying down for the Patriots would be a rather fitting way to end the season. Especially to defensive end Michael Strahan who broke the single-season sack record when Brett Favre took a dive. Turnabout is fair, play right? So expect Strahan, Eli Messiah and the...
The Weak Ender
December 27, 2007 by
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This chick really loves dudes who play periphery sports. This Dancing with the Stars vixen was allegedly hooking up speed-skater Apollo Ono last season. Now Formula One driver Helio Castroneves has broken off his engagement to be with this 19-year-old beauty. Hey, if that's the...
The Guy to save Lakers Hoops
December 27, 2007 by
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NBA basketball doesn't get a lot of run here in The Hater Nation -- and rightfully so -- but if there is one guy who makes us take notice and watch games, it's Andrew Bynum. It was noted in this space last year that Kobe Bryant's dismissal of Bynum was highly ironic. Remember...
The Post Mortem
December 22, 2007 by
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Your San Diego Chargers are the 2007 AFC West Champions.Even that didn't seem possible despite playing in one of the worst conferences in the history of the NFL. The Chargers were absolutely miserable in the early part of the season, with the home loss to Kansas City being one...
Packers Fans Have Courtesy
December 22, 2007 by
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An anxious Packers fan tries to secure a souvenir game ball. Add your own caption.
Welcomg back, Henry
December 22, 2007 by
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Embattled Bengals receiver Chris Henry celebrated his reinstatement to the NFL by being involved in another off-the-field incident, this time with a valet.According to the incident report, the valet parking attendant approached Henry and Desious Dyneal Alston, 24, after they parked...
The Post Mortem
December 22, 2007 by
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You know it's a big win when Bim Bim the Bastard emails you moments after the Chargers victory with the subject line, "The Hat." (That's because he correctly predicted a Chargers win and was never sweating it.)And you have to give it to the Chargers, that was a real...
Hell's Population Expected to Rise
December 22, 2007 by
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St. Louis Football Team owner Georgia Frontandrearie is in an LA hospital with an undisclosed illness. Please join The Hater Nation in sending only bad thoughts to Georgia as she looks directly into the light. Talk about your Christmas miracles.The story, however, won't mention...
The Weak Ender
December 21, 2007 by
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Dude, Terrell Owens was totally kidding. How do you people not get that? Owens has always been a practical joker. Like the time he called Jeff Garcia gay. That was a riot. Like the guy who obsessively works out and is never seen with chicks would call out a guy who is married to a...
The Weak Ender
December 21, 2007 by
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This Patriots cheerleader looks cute (for a New England chick). The sun is shining and everything looks great. But, as it happens in New England, the weather turns cold and the chicks get bundled up like this during those late season games.And in those games, throwing the football...
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