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Well this is it.  I started The Hot Glove 2 years ago in hopes that it could be a small respite in the otherwise monotonous life of cubicle monkeys everywhere. Hopefully that’s what it provided as well as some of the more important life lessons like never go to Florida, more people masturbate in public than you can ever imagine, all Russians are ****** in the head, and the internet...
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March 09, 2012  |  Discuss

Kristina’s Korner – Peace Out Betches

Sup betches. Kristina here. When Big Cat told me he was shutting down The Hot Glove my response was, Shut the f up you stupid betch! But then I felt bad and we made up and I decided I would do a farewell post so here goes nothing. Did you guys see Jane Seymour at the Oscars??? EWWWWWWWW. Last I checked Jessica Rabbit wasn’t 90 years old. Get a life grandma. Or how about Cameron...
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March 09, 2012  |  Discuss

Everytime I Think About The End Of The Hot Glove This Is The Thought I Have…

… This will also undoubtedly be my gravestone.
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March 09, 2012  |  Discuss

Business Idea Friday

Check out all my previous business ideas here … I’ll be the first to admit I haven’t really thought this one through yet, kind of just shooting from the hip with some jumbled thoughts. You know how the internet always has a bunch of funny pictures, hilarious videos, and weird news stories? Well my idea is to create a site where I’ll compile all of that stuff and maybe...
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March 09, 2012  |  Discuss

Gnarly…..End

*sniffle sniffle* Well folks ‘Thar She Blows’. First and foremost I would like to thank all the readers who have supported my eating habits. 3500 calorie a day diets are not the easiest thing in the world to maintain but with the backing of THG I knew I could dominate both my record books and the scale. I’m not going to lie, when Big Cat told me about closing up shop I sharted...
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March 09, 2012  |  Discuss

Biffy’s Guide to Texting

Threw in a fresh ass track as an omage to Biff’s Riffs on this here, the final week of what has been a GLORIOUS run for Big Cat (even tho he’s a total dickhead on facebook) and an enjoyable string of me sharing everything but a dirty needle with all y’all motha ****** (even tho you guys didn’t take my bachelor campaign viral nor guess what other genres make up my porn collection...
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March 09, 2012  |  Discuss

Magic The Gathering Bro Goes Absolutely Ape ****

… I’m the most skeptical person in the world when it comes to videos like this. Everything about it screams fake. But you know what, I don’t care, because even if it is fake its absolutely perfect. The lisp, the anger, the body by Magic the Gathering. Everything. So if it is real, awesome. If its fake, maybe even more awesome because they played it so well. PS Getting the Land...
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March 09, 2012  |  Discuss

Chicago Bulls – A Look Back at the 2012 Season

It is with great sadness that I announce that this will be my final piece for The Hot Glove. You might remember me from such noteworthy columns like my Pullitzer Prize nominated article on Burn Notice (link ). But hopefully you will remember me for my insider writing for Chicago Bulls as seen here (link) here (link) (as well as my overly critical comments left at the end of each...
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March 09, 2012  |  Discuss

One Final Big Ten Preview

We’re all handling the end of THG in our own ways. . I know – I’ve been gone for a while.  I don’t really have an explanation other than your standard laziness ********.  But when Big Cat told me it was time to shut it down, I knew I had to come back and pay my respects.  I’ll get to all the sappy goodbye **** at the end.  For now, we’ve got a tournament to preview...
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March 09, 2012  |  Discuss

Lets Go Hard One Last Time…

… If you didn’t think I was playing this video on the last day of THG then you are outside of your skull. Go Hard!
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March 09, 2012  |  Discuss

Still The Best Youtube Video Of All Time…

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March 09, 2012  |  Discuss

Robby Lange Will Not Respond To My Emails Anymore And That Makes Me Want To Kill Myself

… To say I’m heartbroken would be an understatement. I’m despondent. I needed closure. Instead every time my gmail tells me I have an email. Every time my phone lights up with a new message. Every time I log on to my computer I’ll think what maybe its Robby.  What if  he just wanted to talk? What if he was in town and wanted to grab a beer?  What if he needs a mortal lock...
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March 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Florida Man Beast Up Mother Because She Used Some Of His Taco Sauce

Manatee County, FL – Christopher Phillips, 23 and his girlfriend Lisa Tyre, 27, were jailed Monday after the pair allegedly beat Phillips’ mother because she used his taco sauce for a meal. According to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office, Christopher Phillips and his girlfriend live with Phillips mother. They had forgotten that small detail, however, when they allegedly...
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March 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Hey Nick Young, Get Off Javale McGee’s Dick

… … Hey Nick, get your own schtick bro. Don’t know if you’ve figured it out by now but wildly missing dunks/layups is sort of Javale McGee’s thing. ******* poser.
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March 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Introducing The Sideways Prism Eyeglasses AKA Looking Like A Complete Dickhead

… I don’t know if this is a new low or an all time high for our society. On one hand I’m lazy as **** and reading (if I were to ever actually read) while laying down sounds pretty dope. But I just cant get past the whole I look like a tremendous douchebag and probably own 5 cats, talk to my plants and have no friends look. Can’t shake it.
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March 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Pic Of The Day – THG Classic

Go Time *************
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March 08, 2012  |  Discuss

This Yo Yo Guy Thinks He’s Real Hot ****

… Hey asshole. Riding the horse? Trapeze? What the hell is that? Bring it in for a Huey or get the **** out.
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March 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Going out of Business Locks of the Day

This was me when I heard Big Cat was shutting down The Hot Glove.  Still haven’t come to terms with it.  Now where will I post my losing gambling picks? With all that being said, it’s time we go on a run to shut down The Hot Glove in style.  That’s right, we’re locking up every game in the Big Ten Tourney. Illinois -2 @ Iowa Penn St @ Indiana -13 Minnesota @ Northwestern...
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March 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Connecticut Couple Arrested For Banging It Out In Public

DANBURY — An unscheduled performance on the Danbury Green landed a homeless couple in jail Tuesday, police said. Police said Jonathan Price, 41, and Shannon McClung, 38, were arrested after a police officer allegedly found them having sex on a stage at the outdoor pavilion. Police said they received several calls complaining about the couple. When an officer arrived shortly...
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March 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Lets Talk About Kony2012 Because Everyone Else On The Internet Is

… Can we be real for a second. I care about all the ****** up things going on in the world. I realize how terrible this Kony guy is. I wish none of it would ever happen. But if you want me to get behind a cause you need to make a video that is less than 30 minutes long. Sorry. I’m just being honest. I clicked on the Kony thing, saw the little time bar scroll to 29 minutes and...
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March 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Wake Up With THG Classic – Timmy, And Rollerblading Man And Fat Kid Dance Off, And Bernie And George Brett And Latarian Milton

I started to try and go through the past 2 years of videos and stopped after about 5 minutes. I would never have made it. … … … …
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March 08, 2012  |  Discuss

I Will Always Love Bill Dance

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March 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Now This Is How You Turn The Tables

… I’ve never been so pumped for a random bro in my entire life.
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March 07, 2012  |  Discuss

CRY. CRY. CRY. CRY.

… BAHAHAHAHA. I’m enjoying all of this far more than anyone can imagine. PS Jim Irsay creeps me the **** out. You”re a mega millionaire, get a suit that fits weirdo.
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March 07, 2012  |  Discuss

My Excitement Level For Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape Is Off The Charts

(Source) A sex tape featuring legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan has surfaced — and TMZ has learned, it’s currently being shopped to a major porn studio. We’ve seen a portion of the grainy footage — featuring Hulk getting undressed and a naked, unidentified brunette lying on a bed. The woman is NOT his ex-wife Linda or his current wife Jennifer McDaniel. In the clip, Hulk pulls...
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March 07, 2012  |  Discuss
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