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8 days ago by
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I would wear this 100% of the time: http://bit.ly/cWjp6
Write Your Own Cavs 0-2 Overreaction!
10 days ago by
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Cavs fans are going through a lot of emotions right now, and the best way to deal with them is to express them in a poorly-written, unedited screed. Here's how to overreact like the best of 'em.
Meet The Snworbs
11 days ago by
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Do the new Cleveland Browns deserve the team's name, colors, logos, and legacy?
Mangini Firewatch! Week 7!
15 days ago by
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Between Taibbi, The Miz, H1N1, and Eric Wright's near-death experience, it was a rough week for Mangini. How safe is his job? Read to find out ...
JINXED: How the Lebron-Shaq SI Cover Will Doom The Cavs
17 days ago by
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Everyone knows that jinxes are real, just like curses and hexes (Not spells, though. That would be ridiculous.)
The most powerful jinx that exists is the dreaded Sports Illustrated cover jinx.
Greener Pastures: 10 Sports Figures Who Found Success After Leaving The Cleve
18 days ago by
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For many coaches and athletes, Cleveland is the sportsworld equivalent of Dagobah; a swampy crossroads between youthful prodigy and a career apex. Here are 10 of these sports figures.
LeBron Recounts Cancer Scare; I Poo Myself
20 days ago by
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A play-by-play of my reaction while reading Brian Windhorst's excellent (as usual) piece of reporting yesterday.
LeBron Dunks On GWB
22 days ago by
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From Maxim Magazine:
Q: If there was one guy on the planet you could dunk on, who would it be?
LBJ: If it doesn’t have to be a basketball player, George W. Bush. I would dunk on his ass, break the rim, and shatter the glass.
Why I Hate The Steelers.
23 days ago by
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There are many, many reasons to hate the Steelers (particularly when your team has lost to them 11 straight times). Here are a few:
INT. APPLEBEE’S ® — NIGHT
25 days ago by
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The Manginis go out for a romantic dinner...
Browns 1-0, Braylon Edwards 0-1
26 days ago by
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“Yes! Yes! Oh let me taste your tears, Braylon! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmm-yummy! Mmm-yummy!”
Browns Win; Apocalypse Imminent
26 days ago by
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In a development that has stunned NFL insiders, football fans, and end-of-the-world prognosticators, the Cleveland Browns defeated the Denver Broncos 6-3 on Sunday, snapping their 10-game losing streak and casting the fate of humanity in doubt.
Quarterback Derek Anderson...
Our d-coordinator is awfully talky…
29 days ago by
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Rob Ryan, running his mouth: Part 1.
Why yes, yes I will…
29 days ago by
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As long as the Cavs continue making jerseys, I will continue buying them.
Untitled
October 08, 2009 by
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Vince @ Scene ‘64 & Counting has a great post about a local Ohioan who is showing his support for LeBron with corn. Take that, New York City.
Mangini Firewatch! Week 4!
September 29, 2009 by
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Your weekly Eric Mangini round-up!
ERIC MANGINI WTF FACE OF THE WEEK (E.M.W.T.F.F.O.T.W.)
"Randy, I don't give a **** anymore."
MEDIA (MAN)GENIUSES:
TOP-10 INITIAL REACTIONS TO THE ERIC MANGINI HIRING
Some prognosticators were cautious or even mildly pessimistic...
INT. ERIC MANGINI'S OFFICE -- DAY
September 28, 2009 by
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Mangini paces his office/bedroom.
Mangini: These morons lived through four years of Butch Davis, then another FOUR ******* YEARS of Romeo Crennel, and now they want to fire me after only three games? We're not even to the bye week and I'M THE WORST NFL HEAD COACH...
Cleveland Browns Punch-Out!
September 25, 2009 by
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Coye Francies attempted to double his season number of tackles (from one to two) this afternoon when he threw a punch at safety Abe Elam following a prank on the rookie cornerback.
I am desperately waiting for a post or tweet from Abe Elam.
For the record, Francies later claimed the...
Top 10 SI Covers At The Expense Of Cleveland Teams
September 24, 2009 by
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Sometimes I think Cleveland teams are a weird sports version of Stormtroopers, as if they might just exist to make the "good guys" look awesome.
Take last week's Sports Illustrated cover, for example:
A triumphant Purple Jesus DOMINATES who else but D...
Eric Mangini WTF Face Of The Week (E.M.W.T.F.F.O.T.W.)
September 21, 2009 by
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"I realize my hat is askew and I do not give a flying ****."
INT. COACH MANGINI'S OFFICE -- NIGHT
September 21, 2009 by
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Mangini stands next to a chair which has been placed under a ceiling fan. He ties a noose.
Mangini: Rex Ryan beats Belichick with my old team while my new team makes the Broncos look like the '85 Bears. I haven't seen my wife and kids in four months. The whole league hates...
Eric Mangini WTF Face Of The Week (E.M.W.T.F.F.O.T.W.)
September 14, 2009 by
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"The only thing I hate more than being a National Football League coach is having to answer your ****** questions."
LeBron A Knick? Dog Says No
September 11, 2009 by
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The New York Post, the last bastion of reasoned, fact-based reporting, ran an article today featuring a tasty quote from Bron-Bron's mother, Gloria James. To wit: "Knick fans who are counting on LeBron James to join the hapless team after his contract with the Cleveland Cavaliers...
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"One man's masochistic relationship with Cleveland sports."
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1. The "Predictamaphone," a mostly fool-proof sports prediction device.
2. Two articles about LeBron James' glove.
3. A post-structuralist analysis of Brady Quinn's Subway commercial.
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