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How Would The Browns Use LeBron?
2 days ago by
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My patented "Kardiac Kid Super-Sports Computer" analyzed Browns OC Brian Daboll's offense against LeBron's skill set to determine the most likely Browns play-calls featuring King James. Here are the results.
INT. RANDY LERNER’S OFFICE — DAY
3 days ago by
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Randy Lerner: Michael? Bubbly?
Mike Holmgren: Don’t you think it’s a little early … ?
Lerner: My good man, it’s always happy hour somewhere!
Lerner pops the cork, pours two glasses, hands one to Holmgren, and raises his for a toast.
Lerner: To–new...
Read With The Browns!
4 days ago by
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Several Browns players participated in the Cuyahoga Country Public Library "READ with the BROWNS" program. But the books they selected--with titles like I'm Mighty and Hooray For Fish (Quinn's pick), seem a little too upbeat for a team the Plain Dealer described as...
Dwhine Howard Apologizers
9 days ago by
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Come on, Magic fans! You're better than that!
Not Cleveland sports related, but …
22 days ago by
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I would wear this 100% of the time: http://bit.ly/cWjp6
Write Your Own Cavs 0-2 Overreaction!
23 days ago by
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Cavs fans are going through a lot of emotions right now, and the best way to deal with them is to express them in a poorly-written, unedited screed. Here's how to overreact like the best of 'em.
Meet The Snworbs
24 days ago by
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Do the new Cleveland Browns deserve the team's name, colors, logos, and legacy?
Mangini Firewatch! Week 7!
29 days ago by
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Between Taibbi, The Miz, H1N1, and Eric Wright's near-death experience, it was a rough week for Mangini. How safe is his job? Read to find out ...
JINXED: How the Lebron-Shaq SI Cover Will Doom The Cavs
October 21, 2009 by
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Everyone knows that jinxes are real, just like curses and hexes (Not spells, though. That would be ridiculous.)
The most powerful jinx that exists is the dreaded Sports Illustrated cover jinx.
Greener Pastures: 10 Sports Figures Who Found Success After Leaving The Cleve
October 20, 2009 by
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For many coaches and athletes, Cleveland is the sportsworld equivalent of Dagobah; a swampy crossroads between youthful prodigy and a career apex. Here are 10 of these sports figures.
LeBron Recounts Cancer Scare; I Poo Myself
October 19, 2009 by
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A play-by-play of my reaction while reading Brian Windhorst's excellent (as usual) piece of reporting yesterday.
LeBron Dunks On GWB
October 16, 2009 by
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From Maxim Magazine:
Q: If there was one guy on the planet you could dunk on, who would it be?
LBJ: If it doesn’t have to be a basketball player, George W. Bush. I would dunk on his ass, break the rim, and shatter the glass.
Why I Hate The Steelers.
October 15, 2009 by
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There are many, many reasons to hate the Steelers (particularly when your team has lost to them 11 straight times). Here are a few:
INT. APPLEBEE’S ® — NIGHT
October 13, 2009 by
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The Manginis go out for a romantic dinner...
Browns 1-0, Braylon Edwards 0-1
October 12, 2009 by
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“Yes! Yes! Oh let me taste your tears, Braylon! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmm-yummy! Mmm-yummy!”
Browns Win; Apocalypse Imminent
October 12, 2009 by
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In a development that has stunned NFL insiders, football fans, and end-of-the-world prognosticators, the Cleveland Browns defeated the Denver Broncos 6-3 on Sunday, snapping their 10-game losing streak and casting the fate of humanity in doubt.
Quarterback Derek Anderson...
We’re 0-4, right?
October 09, 2009 by
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Rob Ryan, running his mouth: Part 2.
Our d-coordinator is awfully talky…
October 09, 2009 by
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Rob Ryan, running his mouth: Part 1.
Why yes, yes I will…
October 09, 2009 by
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As long as the Cavs continue making jerseys, I will continue buying them.
Untitled
October 08, 2009 by
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Vince @ Scene ‘64 & Counting has a great post about a local Ohioan who is showing his support for LeBron with corn. Take that, New York City.
Mangini Firewatch! Week 4!
September 29, 2009 by
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Your weekly Eric Mangini round-up!
ERIC MANGINI WTF FACE OF THE WEEK (E.M.W.T.F.F.O.T.W.)
"Randy, I don't give a **** anymore."
MEDIA (MAN)GENIUSES:
TOP-10 INITIAL REACTIONS TO THE ERIC MANGINI HIRING
Some prognosticators were cautious or even mildly pessimistic...
INT. ERIC MANGINI'S OFFICE -- DAY
September 28, 2009 by
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Mangini paces his office/bedroom.
Mangini: These morons lived through four years of Butch Davis, then another FOUR ******* YEARS of Romeo Crennel, and now they want to fire me after only three games? We're not even to the bye week and I'M THE WORST NFL HEAD COACH...
Cleveland Browns Punch-Out!
September 25, 2009 by
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Coye Francies attempted to double his season number of tackles (from one to two) this afternoon when he threw a punch at safety Abe Elam following a prank on the rookie cornerback.
I am desperately waiting for a post or tweet from Abe Elam.
For the record, Francies later claimed the...
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