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Ten Years Of Cleveland Sports Misery: 2001
The Year That Modell Busted A Move, Juan-Gon Was Here (And Gone), and Bottles Rained From The Sky ...
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December 03, 2009
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We Aught To Have Won Something — 10 Years Of Cleveland Sports Misery: 2000
It's the end of an era for The Reign Man, ManRam, and Doug Pederson, but an Ohio basketball legend is born ...
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December 02, 2009
Indians Announce Semi-Nude Grady Sizemore Bobblehead Night
When the Cleveland Indians open up their 2010 season at Progressive Field against the Texas Rangers, the first 500 fans in attendance will receive a special semi-nude Grady Sizemore bobblehead doll!
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November 30, 2009
Why Eric Mangini Will Be The Best Browns Coach Ever
After some soul-searching, I came to the following conclusion:
Eric Mangini will be the true savior of the Cleveland Browns franchise.
Here's why.
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November 25, 2009
Positives To Take Away From Blowing A 21-Point Lead To The Detroit Lions
Let's turn those Frowns upside-down!
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November 23, 2009
How Would The Browns Use LeBron?
My patented "Kardiac Kid Super-Sports Computer" analyzed Browns OC Brian Daboll's offense against LeBron's skill set to determine the most likely Browns play-calls featuring King James. Here are the results.
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November 19, 2009
INT. RANDY LERNER’S OFFICE — DAY
Randy Lerner: Michael? Bubbly?
Mike Holmgren: Don’t you think it’s a little early … ?
Lerner: My good man, it’s always happy hour somewhere!
Lerner pops the cork, pours two glasses, hands one to Holmgren, and raises his for a toast.
Lerner: To–new beginnings!
The door flies open:
Mangini: Mr. Lerner, we need to talk … (seeing Holmgren...
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November 18, 2009
Read With The Browns!
Several Browns players participated in the Cuyahoga Country Public Library "READ with the BROWNS" program. But the books they selected--with titles like I'm Mighty and Hooray For Fish (Quinn's pick), seem a little too upbeat for a team the Plain Dealer described as statistically worse than the 1999 expansion Browns. Here's what these guys should be reading:
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November 17, 2009
Dwhine Howard Apologizers
Come on, Magic fans! You're better than that!
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November 12, 2009
Not Cleveland sports related, but …
I would wear this 100% of the time: http://bit.ly/cWjp6
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October 30, 2009
Write Your Own Cavs 0-2 Overreaction!
Cavs fans are going through a lot of emotions right now, and the best way to deal with them is to express them in a poorly-written, unedited screed. Here's how to overreact like the best of 'em.
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October 29, 2009
Meet The Snworbs
Do the new Cleveland Browns deserve the team's name, colors, logos, and legacy?
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October 28, 2009
Mangini Firewatch! Week 7!
Between Taibbi, The Miz, H1N1, and Eric Wright's near-death experience, it was a rough week for Mangini. How safe is his job? Read to find out ...
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October 23, 2009
JINXED: How the Lebron-Shaq SI Cover Will Doom The Cavs
Everyone knows that jinxes are real, just like curses and hexes (Not spells, though. That would be ridiculous.)
The most powerful jinx that exists is the dreaded Sports Illustrated cover jinx.
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October 21, 2009
Greener Pastures: 10 Sports Figures Who Found Success After Leaving The Cleve
For many coaches and athletes, Cleveland is the sportsworld equivalent of Dagobah; a swampy crossroads between youthful prodigy and a career apex. Here are 10 of these sports figures.
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October 20, 2009
LeBron Recounts Cancer Scare; I Poo Myself
A play-by-play of my reaction while reading Brian Windhorst's excellent (as usual) piece of reporting yesterday.
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October 19, 2009
LeBron Dunks On GWB
From Maxim Magazine:
Q: If there was one guy on the planet you could dunk on, who would it be?
LBJ: If it doesn’t have to be a basketball player, George W. Bush. I would dunk on his ass, break the rim, and shatter the glass.
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October 16, 2009
Why I Hate The Steelers.
There are many, many reasons to hate the Steelers (particularly when your team has lost to them 11 straight times). Here are a few:
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October 15, 2009
INT. APPLEBEE’S ® — NIGHT
The Manginis go out for a romantic dinner...
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October 13, 2009
Browns 1-0, Braylon Edwards 0-1
“Yes! Yes! Oh let me taste your tears, Braylon! Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmm-yummy! Mmm-yummy!”
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October 12, 2009
Browns Win; Apocalypse Imminent
In a development that has stunned NFL insiders, football fans, and end-of-the-world prognosticators, the Cleveland Browns defeated the Denver Broncos 6-3 on Sunday, snapping their 10-game losing streak and casting the fate of humanity in doubt.
Quarterback Derek Anderson was happy with the outcome, despite his performance: “I love my teammates for helping me out...
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October 12, 2009
Our d-coordinator is awfully talky…
Rob Ryan, running his mouth: Part 1.
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October 09, 2009
Why yes, yes I will…
As long as the Cavs continue making jerseys, I will continue buying them.
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October 09, 2009
Vince @ Scene ‘64 & Counting has a great post about a local Ohioan who is showing his support for LeBron with corn. Take that, New York City.
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October 08, 2009
SITE INFORMATION
The Kardiac Kid
"One man's masochistic relationship with Cleveland sports."
It's shiny and new, but so far this blog features:
1. The "Predictamaphone," a mostly fool-proof sports prediction device.
2. Two articles about LeBron James' glove.
3. A post-structuralist analysis of Brady Quinn's Subway commercial.
For chrissakes, hasn't Cleveland had enough bad luck? Can't you add my blog to your network?
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