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INT. ERIC MANGINI'S OFFICE -- DAY
September 28, 2009 by
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Mangini paces his office/bedroom.
Mangini: These morons lived through four years of Butch Davis, then another FOUR ******* YEARS of Romeo Crennel, and now they want to fire me after only three games? We're not even to the bye week and I'M THE WORST NFL HEAD COACH...
Cleveland Browns Punch-Out!
September 25, 2009 by
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Coye Francies attempted to double his season number of tackles (from one to two) this afternoon when he threw a punch at safety Abe Elam following a prank on the rookie cornerback.
I am desperately waiting for a post or tweet from Abe Elam.
For the record, Francies later claimed the...
Top 10 SI Covers At The Expense Of Cleveland Teams
September 24, 2009 by
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Sometimes I think Cleveland teams are a weird sports version of Stormtroopers, as if they might just exist to make the "good guys" look awesome.
Take last week's Sports Illustrated cover, for example:
A triumphant Purple Jesus DOMINATES who else but D...
Eric Mangini WTF Face Of The Week (E.M.W.T.F.F.O.T.W.)
September 21, 2009 by
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"I realize my hat is askew and I do not give a flying ****."
INT. COACH MANGINI'S OFFICE -- NIGHT
September 21, 2009 by
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Mangini stands next to a chair which has been placed under a ceiling fan. He ties a noose.
Mangini: Rex Ryan beats Belichick with my old team while my new team makes the Broncos look like the '85 Bears. I haven't seen my wife and kids in four months. The whole league hates...
Eric Mangini WTF Face Of The Week (E.M.W.T.F.F.O.T.W.)
September 14, 2009 by
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"The only thing I hate more than being a National Football League coach is having to answer your ****** questions."
LeBron A Knick? Dog Says No
September 11, 2009 by
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The New York Post, the last bastion of reasoned, fact-based reporting, ran an article today featuring a tasty quote from Bron-Bron's mother, Gloria James. To wit: "Knick fans who are counting on LeBron James to join the hapless team after his contract with the Cleveland Cavaliers...
INT. ERIC MANGINI'S OFFICE -- DAY
September 10, 2009 by
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A fridge, microwave, and Ikea futon-bed are stuffed around a desk and filing cabinet. Mangini: It's all going according to my plan. Come Sunday, the Vikings will have no idea who our quarterback is! (gazing longingly into a mirror) Eric, you devil. You truly are a Man-genius!The...
Hail The Conquering Hero
September 09, 2009 by
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Anti-shirt activist and John McCain spokesman Brady Quinn outlasted his arch-nemesis Derek Anderson, the scrappy, bed-******** Moose From Scappoose, and will be forced to start for the 2009 Cleveland Browns. When reached for comment, Quinn said, "Wait, do I still get to hold...
Everbody Do The Crab!
January 05, 2009 by
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There's a new dance sensation hitting the North Coast!
Misery Bowl 2008
December 21, 2008 by
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Are you ready for some football?!An afternoon s**t-fest!We've got Bray and RAC and Chad,?it's gonna be a hot mess,There's not that much at stake 'cause our seasons are done,But fans of watching trainwrecks are gonna have some fun! (No apologies to that worthless?turd...
What The Hell Has Gotten Into The Cleveland Browns?
March 04, 2008 by
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We're actually making moves?
Larry Hughes Still Sucks
March 02, 2008 by
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The new Cavs don't complain about their position, Larry. They seem to enjoy playing with the best player in the world.
Cavs Trade Bunch Of Guys For Other Bunch Of Guys
February 21, 2008 by
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Larry Hughes is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier. Hallelujah.
Where Is That "New Browns" Quarterback Now?: Josh Booty "Don't Tase Me, Bro!" Edition
February 19, 2008 by
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Today we're going to talk about good ol' boy Josh Booty.
Brady Quinn Does Not Like The Gays
February 13, 2008 by
The Kardiac Kid
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EAS Myoplex spokesman/professional bench-warmer Brady Quinn is back in the news.
Fourteen-peat (™ Pat Riley)
January 22, 2008 by
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The Cavs crush the Heat's spirit.
I've Figured Out What's Wrong With Sasha Pavlovic
January 19, 2008 by
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Frodo stole his identity.
Mike Brown's Clipboard Masterpieces, #2
January 16, 2008 by
The Kardiac Kid
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Mike Brown's contract extension means he's going to have plenty more time for "play-calling."
The LeBronologues, Vol. 2
January 15, 2008 by
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LeBron discusses his recent speeding ticket.
The Many Beards Of Drew Gooden
January 12, 2008 by
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Some unforeseen beard possibilities for Drew.
The Cleveland "Indians" Now Play At "Progressive" Field
January 12, 2008 by
The Kardiac Kid
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Oh, the irony. It hurts.
A look at the Jacobs Field name change.
Congratulations, Buckeyes!
January 08, 2008 by
The Kardiac Kid
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I didn't see or hear about last night's BCS championship game. I'm guessing it was close.
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The Kardiac Kid
"One man's masochistic relationship with Cleveland sports."
It's shiny and new, but so far this blog features:
1. The "Predictamaphone," a mostly fool-proof sports prediction device.
2. Two articles about LeBron James' glove.
3. A post-structuralist analysis of Brady Quinn's Subway commercial.
For chrissakes, hasn't Cleveland had enough bad luck? Can't you add my blog to your network?
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