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Kendrick Perkins and his menacing scowl want you to drink 1% low-fat milk…or else.

It’s hard to imagine Thunder forward Kendrick Perkins would be a good pitchman for any product, let alone 1% low-fat milk, but damned if the big man doesn’t pull it off.  Of course, all he’s required to do is stand there glaring at a woman in the dairy aisle as she picks up some milk, but hey, you can’t expect Perk to be Denzel Washington doing Hamlet in his first non-basketball...
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June 17, 2012  |  Discuss

Beach soccer is a real sport played by real people, has it’s own real grisly knee injuries too (VIDEO)

I know people say having two of something is better than one, but I’m pretty sure those people weren’t referring to two knees in one leg, like our unfortunate Portuguese friend here. That horrific monstrosity of a knee injury you see in that picture belongs to Bruno Torres of Portugal.  Torres destroyed his all-important pivotal hinge joint during a Euro Beach Soccer match against...
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June 17, 2012  |  Discuss

MMA corner man argues ref’s decision, ref ends discussion with devastating knockout punch

That guy got knocked out easier than Glass Joe from Mike Tyson’s Punchout!! You have to love these homegrown MMA events popping up all over the U.S. in every little podunk city imaginable.  Not only are they amateurish as hell, but you get to see things not normally seen in the larger, professionally sanctioned events.  I mean, when was the last time you saw a referee knock...
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June 16, 2012  |  Discuss

Michelle Beadle spent part of her vacation in a bikini top pointing at a wooden monkey’s dong

I don’t know what I find more fascinating—the fake monkey penis or Michelle Beadle’s playfulness. The former ESPN personality and new host of NBC’s Access Hollywood is currently on a tropical vacation, and as you can probably tell by the casual outfit she’s sporting, the refreshing drink in her hand, and the fact that she’s pointing at the junk hanging off a statue of...
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June 14, 2012  |  Discuss

Dbacks reliever JJ Putz seems a little too pumped about his new autographed Justin Bieber card

Some of the Arizona Diamondbacks players got their grubby little hands on a few packs of Panini cards featuring the new king of pop, Justin Bieber.  Why Panini makes such a thing is beyond me, but given Bieber’s popularity amongst the teen and pre-teen crowd, I’m betting they make a nice buck off of the card sets.  Anywho, the guys tore into their new prizes with fervor and...
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June 14, 2012  |  Discuss
ALBATROSS!

Álvaro Quirós aces par-4 hole in practice round

I don’t know how much of a shot Spanish golfer Álvaro Quirós has at this year’s U.S. Open Championship, but if this ace he pulled off on No.7 at the Olympic Club is any indication, I’d say he has as good a chance as any at winning the tournament. During Wednesday’s practice round, Quirós aced the 288-yard 7th hole, which may not seem like a big deal considering the man...
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June 14, 2012  |  Discuss

Part of Sweden’s training for Euro 2012 included taking shots at Johan Wiland’s bare butt (VIDEO)

Hey, whatever works.  Or in Sweden’s case, doesn’t work, seeing that they dropped their opening match of Euro 2012 to Ukraine 2-1.  Actually this isn’t some sort of odd training ritual, or humiliating case of hazing the new guy, but rather backup goaltender Johan Wiland’s punishment for finishing last in a game of keep-up (or keepsies-upsies as we call it in suburbia)....
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June 14, 2012  |  Discuss

Mike Tyson performs the beautifully touching “LeBron James” on Jimmy Kimmel (VIDEO)

Touching, poignant, and haunting. And that’s just the afro wig and basketball outfit Iron Mike is sporting. Mike Tyson continues to reinvent himself as a master of comedy, and this latest appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live only adds to his repertoire of hilarity.  Tyson sings the melodic “Lebron James” as only he can.  The only thing funnier than Tyson’s so-called singing...
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June 13, 2012  |  Discuss

Bryce Harper’s response to reporter’s stupid celebratory beer question was legendary (VIDEO)

Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper hit an absolute monster home run that ricocheted off the Rogers Centre’s Windows restaurant in Washington’s 4-2 win over Toronto.  Harper, who finished the game 3 for 4, hit his bomb off Jays starter Henderson Alvarez in the third inning. For as much as I’ve ragged on the Nats phenom in the past for his alleged douchebaggery, I’m not afraid...
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June 13, 2012  |  Discuss

Soccer player isn’t going to let a burst hemorrhoid and bloody shorts keep him from playing (VIDEO)

Hemorrhoids are quite literally a pain in the ass, what with the burning, itching, occasional pain, and overall feeling of uncomfortableness caused by those inflamed and swollen veins in our anuses.  And on top of it all, when they rupture they bleed like a stuck hog, which is a bad enough situation when it happens in the comfort of your own home, but when a hemorrhoid bursts while...
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June 12, 2012  |  Discuss

Some Milwaukee Brewers players made the trip to Kansas City dressed as a cheesy 80s hair band

I get the rest of the outfits, but why is closer John Axford wearing a tutu? The Milwaukee Brewers are in Kansas City for a three game interleague series against the Royals, and a few of the players thought it would be an ideal time to ditch their regular attire and don the costumes of that dreaded 80s relic, the hair metal band.  From left to right there’s George Kottaras, Marco...
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June 12, 2012  |  Discuss

Erin Andrews looks pretty good while frolicking on a Miami beach in a teeny-tiny bikini

It’s been a while since we heard from ESPN sideline hottie Erin Andrews, but even though it seems as if she’s been keeping a low profile, she’s still out and about.  Take this past weekend for instance, when Andrews hit the beach in Miami in a wee little bikini that allowed the comely reporter to highlight her best assets…and by best assets we mean bodacious tatas and booty...
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June 12, 2012  |  Discuss

This Luc Robitaille armpit tattoo with playoff beard is the most disgusting display of fandom ever

Stay classy, anonymous female Kings fan. Your eyes do not deceive you—that is indeed a tattoo of Los Angeles Kings great Luc Robitaille on a woman’s armpit, and in honor of the team’s epic playoff run (which culminated in the first Stanley Cup in the team’s 45-year history) this unknown Kings fan actually grew out her armpit hair so that her Lucky Luc could have his own...
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June 12, 2012  |  Discuss
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU...

Brazilian soccer brawl rivals martial arts movies

This video would have been so much better had it been set to Carl Douglas’ Kung Fu Fighting. Soccer brawls are usually of the overtly large variety, and this one from the Campeonato Paulista second division (Sao Paulo) is no exception. It starts with a red card to the goalie, then takes off from there, and after all the flying kicks, wild haymakers, and generalized mayhem...
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June 11, 2012  |  Discuss

Nationals pitcher Gio Gonzalez takes to Twitter to find a date for the team’s 2012 Dream Gala

Even the rich and (semi) famous have trouble getting dates from time to time, but I don’t think propositioning your 30,000 plus Twitter followers is the best way of remedying the situation.  Washington pitcher Gio Gonzalez thinks otherwise, which is why he took to the social media site to find some single and attractive female to accompany him to the team’s 2012 Dream Gala,...
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June 11, 2012  |  Discuss

ESPN analyst Tedy Bruschi has some not-so-kind words of advice for Jets QB Tim Tebow

New Jets quarterback Tim Tebow draws attention for just about anything and everything he does, both on and off the field, and because of this he’s a lightning rod for criticism.  Now that he’s landed in New York City that microscope he’s under has multiplied by a thousand, and one ex-NFL player thinks that Tebow needs to chill when it comes to the media by trying something...
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June 11, 2012  |  1 Comment
RACE TRACK ROAD RAGE

Driver cuts across infield to ram other driver

Target has been sighted and locked on! Sportsdrome Speedway, the home of short track racing in the Kentuckiana area, bore witness to a touch of old school stock car racing this past Saturday night. Details are few, but it’s clear from the following video that one driver cut across the infield like a pissed-off teenager just so he could intentionally ram another driver. Of...
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June 11, 2012  |  Discuss
RAIN DELAY THEATER

Bill Murray entertains minor league fans

Fans attending a recent Charleston RiverDogs game were treated to a little rain delay theater featuring actor Bill Murray, who isn’t just part owner of the Class-A affiliate of the Yankees, he’s also their Director of Fun. So it only seemed fitting that the man responsible for directing the Riverdogs fun run around the tarp covered infield and finish off with an awkward stumbling...
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June 10, 2012  |  Discuss

Humberto Quintero goofs on teammate Bruce Chen by doing the “Slanty Eyes” routine behind his back

What’s a little friendly racism between battery mates? Prior to his start against the Pittsburgh Pirates, Royals starting pitcher Bruce Chen was subjected to one of those tedious and time-wasting in-game interviews.  His catcher, Humberto Quintero, took this moment as an opportune time to goof on his Kansas City teammate’s Chinese descent by doing the old “Slanty Eyes”...
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June 10, 2012  |  Discuss

Evgeni Malkin loves Russia and Russian women almost as much as he loves sentence fragments

I bet Malkin’s public speaking skills are off the charts. This is what it looks like when Phoenix Coyotes tough guy Paul Bissonnette and Pittsburgh Penguins superstar Evgeni Malkin send each other direct messages on Twitter.  It’s no surprise that Biz Nasty gets right down to brass tacks and inquires about the quality of the Russian women, as if Geno’s answer may persuade...
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June 08, 2012  |  Discuss

UFC fighter Nick Ring cares not for group violence, aids Calgary couple attacked by thuggish mob

UFC fighter Nick ” The Promise” Ring, currently in Calgary preparing for next month’s UFC 149, had just finished up a yoga class when he decided to stop in a local Starbucks this past Wednesday night.  As he was leaving the tore Ring noticed a group of 10 people viciously attacking a teenage couple who were waiting at a bus stop, so the MMA star decided to even up the odds...
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June 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Umpire takes a pitch right to the ball bag (VIDEO)

Pow! Right in the ball bag. There’s not much to say about this video of what appears to be an umpire getting nailed in the junk with a pitch during a high school baseball game. Taking a straight on nut shot is never a funny, unless it happens to someone else.  Because once you get past the sympathy scrotal pain, seeing another dude get whacked in the nuts with a ball is hilarious...
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June 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Chad Ochocinco cut by the Patriots, offered $69,000 to change name to Chad Seisnueve by porn site

Now that he’s been released by the New England Patriots, wide receiver Chad Ochocinco has to sit down and evaluate his options as far as his football career goes.  At 34-years-old and with 11 seasons under his belt, there may not be too many teams calling on the outspoken receiver after a down year with the Pats. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have any offers rolling in...
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June 08, 2012  |  Discuss

Cowboys fullback Lawrence Vickers had to leave practice because of fire ants in his crotch

Dallas Cowboys fullback Lawrence Vickers had finished his usual bit of stretching and was preparing to partake in organized team activities when he felt something not quite right in a most sensitive area of his lower body.  The free agent signee did a little rummaging around in his crotch and found out what was causing the intense and sudden burning and itching sensation. Fire ants...
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June 07, 2012  |  Discuss

If you’re going to spend your hard earned cash on a Nationals jersey, why not go for the Strasbrug?

Even though this was found in the Nationals team store, I’m betting it’s not a big seller. When you’re churning out churning out hundreds and hundreds of custom Stephen Strasburg jerseys, you’re bound to make a mistake or two.  It’s the Law of Averages.  Which means that there’s bound to be a Haprer, Gonsalez, or even a Chien-Ming Dong jersey floating around out there...
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June 07, 2012  |  Discuss
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