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Xavier Nady Stole My Couch
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Metstradamus comes home from work after a long day of dealing with hoards of Yankee fans using mass transit to travel to and from their victory parade, and finds a surprise waiting for him.X: Hey, man.MD: Who are you and what are you doing in my living room?X: Come on, you don'...
J.J., Not So Dynamite, Seeks 2010 Spinoff
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"All I kept on hearing in the streets of New York when you go get bagels in the morning was, 'Omar, please address the bullpen.' Well, to all you Mets fans, we've addressed the bullpen." -Omar Minaya 12/11/2008The only thing missing from that speech was a parachute...
A Step Behind
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All right, so we're mere hours into the off-season, so let's kick it off by being impatient. It's so "New York Cliche" to be impatient, but I'm embracing it.How can I help it? Already we've heard that the Mets are scared off by Aroldis Chapman's asking...
And The Scarlet Number 2000 Fades Away
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For nine years, I've had the indignity of having witnessed the last Yankees world championship in person. Now, I don't have to say that anymore.So I suppose that's a good thing (along with Shane Victorino being the final out ... I'll take what I can get, I guess.)But...
Here's Where I Jump Off
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You wanted hell? You got holy hell instead. Big Apple women may soon be able to take a ride on Derek Jeter -- the bridge, that is.Bronx leaders have proposed naming the soon-to-be-built East 153rd Street bridge for the Yankee shortstop."There have been conversations at the community...
Mutiny For Dummies
9 days ago by
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I'd love to play Stratego against the Wilpons ... they'd turn all their pieces facing me to start the game.Not enough that they're bringing in former Diamondback Chip Hale to coach third base, but they're also talking to former Diamondback Bob Melvin about the position...
Satan's Series
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At midnight on Monday, October 26th, the New York Yankees won the 2009 American League pennant, completing a World Series matchup with the Philadelphia Phillies.Also at midnight on Monday, October 26th, the movie Armageddon was starting on my cable system.How fitting.The movie had...
What Have You Learned? Daniel Murphy
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What Have You Learned is our very special off-season series that will outline what you've learned, what I've learned, and hopefully what the 2009 Mets have learned about themselves, others, and 2010. Today, in a very special "What Have You Learned", as we discuss...
Misplaced Funny Funds
17 days ago by
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Wait, let me get this straight ... the Mets made money off the Madoff scandal?And still never signed an extra bat???I mean, there was extra money? I don't buy it. If there was extra money, then why did I get an e-mail from the Mets offering a chance to win Dunkin' Donuts coffee...
What Have You Learned? Brian Schneider
18 days ago by
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What Have You Learned is our very special off-season series that will outline what you've learned, what I've learned, and hopefully what the 2009 Mets have learned about themselves, others, and 2010. Today, we look at Brian Schnieder, and most likely jinx his very existence...
What Have You Learned? Darren O'Day
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What Have You Learned is our very special off-season series that will outline what you've learned, what I've learned, and hopefully what the 2009 Mets have learned about themselves, others, and 2010. Today, because our blogger is still very bitter about what seems to be an...
Omar Minaya Would Like You To Put Your Questions In A Box
21 days ago by
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A new procedure put in place in response to the Adam Rubin fiasco, beat writers will now be expected to put all questions for Omar Minaya in a box at the beginning of the day. Omar will address your questions at 7:30, after Jeff Wilpon tells him what his answers should be.
What Have You Learned? Jose Reyes
23 days ago by
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What Have You Learned is our very special off-season series that will outline what you've learned, what I've learned, and hopefully what the 2009 Mets have learned about themselves, others, and 2010. Today we celebrate the fact that Jose Reyes has finally had his surgery, what...
What Have You Learned? Jeff Francoeur
24 days ago by
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What Have You Learned is our very special off-season series that will outline what you've learned, what I've learned, and hopefully what the 2009 Mets have learned about themselves, others, and 2010. Today, we investigate whether Jeff Francoeur has really turned the corner...
What Have You Learned? Jerry Manuel
25 days ago by
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"You play to win the game" -Herman Edwards"Oh crap, we're 25 games out, maybe I should manage to win." -Snoop Manuel, in not so many wordsIt surprises me when I go back and look at the game logs of guys like Ryan Church and Daniel Murphy, and see that Church...
What Have You Learned? Omar Minaya
October 09, 2009 by
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What Have You Learned is our very special off-season series that will outline what you've learned, what I've learned, and hopefully what the 2009 Mets have learned about themselves, others, and 2010. Today, we look at everyone's least favorite person with everyone's...
What Have You Learned? Ownership
October 07, 2009 by
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What Have You Learned is our very special off-season series that will outline what you've learned, what I've learned, and hopefully what the 2009 Mets have learned about themselves, others, and 2010. Today, we look at the Wilpon family, and their family values as they pertain...
Red Light Shakeup
October 05, 2009 by
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FLUSHING, N.Y., October 5, 2009 - "The New York Mets today announced that Bench Coach Sandy Alomar Sr. and First Base Coach Luis Alicea will not be returning for the 2010 season. Alomar Sr. will be offered another position within the organization.Hitting Coach Howard Johnson,...
Rest In Pieces
October 04, 2009 by
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This is the end, the merciful end for the 2009 New York Mets. My only friend ... the end.This may, or may not be the end for Nelson Figueroa as a Met. If so, what an ending. And I know that Figueroa will probably never, ever read this. But if he does: Nelson, keep doing what you do...
Now Here's Baghdad Bob With The Paid Attendance
October 03, 2009 by
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Interesting throw in to the game notes on the bottom of the wire copy for Saturday's 5-1 win: "The announced paid attendance was 37,578."The unannounced attendance in the real world? Let's just say Tony Bernazard has more Facebook friends.That explains the uncontrolled...
The Stench Of Inactivity
October 03, 2009 by
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When Nick Evans strode to the plate for the first time in 11 days after being kept in some sort of storage, the scent of mothballs and Sucrets was palpable. It was too much for Tim Byrdak to take, as it reminded him of his grandmother's room. He threw a meatball down the middle...
The Final Meltdown In The District Of Columbia
October 02, 2009 by
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I really wanted to avoid a third straight "manifesto". For as sick as you may be of reading them, believe you me, I'm more sick of writing them.And while there's no "Manifesto Part III" coming on this site per say, "Manifesto Part III" spontaneously...
To Be Continued
September 30, 2009 by
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Apologies for the short post tonight. I don't even know what to say except that when the first two runners got on off Frankie in the ninth, my thought was "how are we going to lose this one?" Sure enough ...I got to witness it all ... six rows from the Mets dugout. And...
Baseball's Antarctica
September 29, 2009 by
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Kristina Horner is one of a handful of bloggers who have entered a contest to be able to blog from Antarctica. Certainly, it's a unique and interesting experience, as although people are stationed there at various times, only "cold-adapted plants and animals survive there...
Five Going On 27, And One Going On Forever
September 29, 2009 by
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How do you know you're not having a good September? How about when you're on the verge of losing your fifth game in a row, and already you're being tangentially compared to Anthony Young by the announce crew?The good news is that with most of his future already in the past...
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