Barack Obama can give a political dissertation with the best of them, but exactly how does that speak to the effectiveness of his ability to orate in other walks of life? Forget what Obama can (or can’t) say about the sub-prime lending crisis, I think Americans really want to know what he feels about Chris Duhon’s on-the-ball defense (side note: it’s overrated). Over the weekend...

I know this story is getting tired, but I thought people should check out this pic of Brynn Cameron. She looks a lot better here than in the USC Women's Hoops media guide. Is she worth $12,500 a month for the next 18 years? That's debatable. It may be chump change for Leinhart but, like Big Worm says, "it's the principle of the whole thang."

What a mouth this broad's got! Her son gets into a fight on the ice and she can't restrain the f-bombs. Where's Daddy one might ask? Probably home vacuuming and cooking dinner.

Wade has decided to throw his name in the hat to become the next President of Red Sox Nation. While everything I've read suggests he is quite the baseball fan and might be capable of filling this prestigious role, I'm going to go out on a huge limb here and suggest that Boston fans will forever associate anyone who worked for John Kerry as not being worthy of being a Red Sox fan...

Quick question: What's worse than being 28 years old and having your mom come to watch your rec league hockey games? How about when a minor fight breaks out involving you and your mom empties the urban dictionary of profane things to scream at the top of her lungs at the dude your fighting, and proceeds to be caught on tape.

Quick question: What’s worse than being 28 years old and having your mom come to watch your rec league hockey games? How about when a minor fight breaks out involving you and your mom empties the urban dictionary of profane things to scream at the top of her lungs at the dude your fighting, and proceeds to be caught on tape. Good God, I’d hate to hear what this woman would...

David Wade isn’t coming from the greatest political-sports pedigree with respect to John Kerry… What’s the only thing that’s worse than working on the staff of the worst United States President of all-time, who is so bad the heavens now have birds pooping on him? How about working on the staff of the guy who lost to said worst President ever in the last election? As a former...

I have a feeling this is exactly what new Cardinals' coach Ken Wisenhunt was hoping for. That unbelievably awful movie where The Rock goes from being league MVP and football tough guy to a caring dad with a soft spot for kids is coming to life right in front of him with the Leinart-Cameron saga. Maybe next week the Cardinals can bring in some former gang members who are currently...

So we've all seen the famous clip of that guy who goes to launch onto the beam and ends up getting about 1/100 of the required air, promptly hitting his chest right into the side of the beam and knocking the wind out of him. Well, I introduce you to someone who at least made it onto the beam, but may have found a way to hurt herself even more…

Well, looks like club soccer coach Benjamin Evans has seen Chris Hansen in action enough to know that sending AOL IM's or visiting online chat rooms in an effort to solicit sex from a minor is a very bad idea. So what did Evans do to avoid this pressing dilemna that is such a thorn in all of our sides? He decided to go to the good old text message to solicit sex from Hannah Montana's peers...

Norm Duke probably realized at a relatively young age he was not going to be dominating his high school varsity basketball or baseball teams. But I'll give him credit; the guy must have had perseverence. Because I think this video pretty much is the first time I've ever been jealous of a bowler's filthy skills. Ok, scratch that. But the last time I was jealous of a bowler...

Norm Duke probably realized at a relatively young age he was not going to be dominating his high school varsity basketball or baseball teams. But I’ll give him credit; the guy must have had perseverence. Because I think this video pretty much is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of a bowler’s filthy skills. Ok, scratch that. But the last time I was jealous of a bowler...

Mr. Evans needs some lessons from the King… Well, looks like club soccer coach Benjamin Evans has seen Chris Hansen in action enough to know that sending AOL IM’s or visiting online chat rooms in an effort to solicit sex from a minor is a very bad idea. So what did Evans do to avoid this pressing dilemna that is such a thorn in all of our sides? He decided to go to the good...

Well, the Nielsen Ratings came in for Barry Bonds' breaking of Hank Aaron's all-time home run record, and they thankfully weren't as impressive as originally thought. Bonds drew a rating on ESPN that's closer to Aevion Cason's yard's per carry average (1.1 rating), while the preseason NFL game between the Dallas Cowboys and Indianapolis Colts drew about 2.5 times the number (2.7...

Let's just say the following video shows what happens when you try to zing a professional boxer with some derivation of the old "I had sex with your wife!" diss.

Maybe you remember the Season 8 Seinfeld episode where George is hellbent on using a comeback after he gets zinged at a Yankees meeting for eating shrimp like a pig. While soliciting advice on how to handle the situation from the gang, Kramer not-so-subtley suggests that George tell the guy who zinged him that George had sex with his wife. A classic insult, no doubt, but not one...

While Nike's at it, maybe they could throw millions today at Rich Harden, Eric Lindros, Mark Prior, Payne Stewart, Dale Earnhardt Sr., Charles Rogers, and Penny Hardaway. I mean, they've all seen as much professional action as Beckham over the last year in America. Hell, for fifty bucks, I'll abandon my looming sponsorship with Keds for a chance to represent the swoosh.

My guess is that this guy was neither a physics nor a geometry major. I'm also going to guess that this dude was not nearly high enough, in either sense of that term, to successfully achieve this move.

If whomever came up with the idea of snow skiing thought skiiers would be unable to gain insufficient speed naturally going down the slopes, I’m sure he would’ve invented some sort of ski with a motor or some other extra power. Thankfully, he didn’t come up with such an invention, and I think Hermann Maier proved skiiers can get sufficient speed for brutal wipeouts without...

I don't even want to give O.J. Simpson any coverage on this site, being that he likes to kill people and all, but if any media coverage of The Juice is warranted, it's either: A) His Nordberg clips from Naked Gun, or B) This footage of Orenthal James being pummeled by prank callers calling him out on his murdering spree in a variety of clever ways.

It appears as though Canterbury Bulldogs forward Brad Morrin has been suspended for eight games for sinking his molars into Parramatta centre Timana Tahu during a match between the two teams last Friday. Not addressing the obvious irony with respect to his actions (biting) and the nickname of his team (Dogs), Morrin spoke about his cannibal-esque activity after the match concluded...

Like it or not, O.J. Simpson had a legendary career in the NFL, which earned him a place in 2K Sports' new video game, "All-Pro Football 2K8." Unfortunately for The Juice, a judge has ruled that all money earned from lending his likeness to the game will go to the family of murder victim Ron Goldman, who won a wrongful death suit against Simpson and are currently owed the lion's...

I'll skip all the jokes about former Detroit Tigers first baseman Cecil Fielder doing a McDonald's spot. I'm not going to say "Did you know that if you stab Cecil Fielder Big Mac special sauce comes out instead of blood?", because I'm above that. I won't mention the irony that the only legit baseball star in Detroit during the 1990's who also happened to be like 275 lbs. plugged...

Garner's obsession is about one step short of Robert DeNiro's obsession of Wesley Snipes in The Fan. Next thing you know, Zambrano's going to end up getting carved up (sorry - all YouTube had was a German re-enactment of this scene) by Garner in the steam room. Besides, with all the steroid controversy in baseball, we don't need a voodoo controversy on top of it. Unless...

Let's just say I, and about 99.9% of the people reading this, probably would've known in 1st grade that this was not the proper way to go about removing a basketball pole cemented at the base of one's driveway.