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Leinhart's Baby Mama Drama
August 30, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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I know this story is getting tired, but I thought people should check out this pic of Brynn Cameron. She looks a lot better here than in the USC Women's Hoops media guide. Is she worth $12,500 a month for the next 18 years? That's debatable. It may be chump change for Leinhart...
Hockey Mom Goes Nuts!!!
August 30, 2007 by
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What a mouth this broad's got! Her son gets into a fight on the ice and she can't restrain the f-bombs. Where's Daddy one might ask? Probably home vacuuming and cooking dinner.
John Kerry's Workers Are Gluttons For Losing
August 16, 2007 by
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Wade has decided to throw his name in the hat to become the next President of Red Sox Nation. While everything I've read suggests he is quite the baseball fan and might be capable of filling this prestigious role, I'm going to go out on a huge limb here and suggest that Boston...
VIDEO: Don't Bring Your Trailer-Trash Mom To Your Intramural Hockey Game, Unless You'd Like To Hear A Rant That Makes George Carlin Blush
August 16, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Quick question: What's worse than being 28 years old and having your mom come to watch your rec league hockey games? How about when a minor fight breaks out involving you and your mom empties the urban dictionary of profane things to scream at the top of her lungs at the dude your...
The Greatest Child Custody Caveat Ever
August 15, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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I have a feeling this is exactly what new Cardinals' coach Ken Wisenhunt was hoping for. That unbelievably awful movie where The Rock goes from being league MVP and football tough guy to a caring dad with a soft spot for kids is coming to life right in front of him with the Leinart...
VIDEO: One Gymnast Petitioning The IOC To Widen The Balance Beam
August 15, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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So we've all seen the famous clip of that guy who goes to launch onto the beam and ends up getting about 1/100 of the required air, promptly hitting his chest right into the side of the beam and knocking the wind out of him. Well, I introduce you to someone who at least made it...
Those Darn T-E-X-T's For S-E-X With Minors Always Seem To Backfire
August 14, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Well, looks like club soccer coach Benjamin Evans has seen Chris Hansen in action enough to know that sending AOL IM's or visiting online chat rooms in an effort to solicit sex from a minor is a very bad idea. So what did Evans do to avoid this pressing dilemna that is such a thorn...
VIDEO: Forget 'Be Like Mike'; I Want To Be Like Norm Duke
August 14, 2007 by
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Norm Duke probably realized at a relatively young age he was not going to be dominating his high school varsity basketball or baseball teams. But I'll give him credit; the guy must have had perseverence. Because I think this video pretty much is the first time I've ever been...
Barry Bonds Is Less Popular Than The Legendary Austin Miles
August 13, 2007 by
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Well, the Nielsen Ratings came in for Barry Bonds' breaking of Hank Aaron's all-time home run record, and they thankfully weren't as impressive as originally thought. Bonds drew a rating on ESPN that's closer to Aevion Cason's yard's per carry average (1.1 rating...
VIDEO: "Oh Yeah, Well I Had Sex With Your Wife!"
August 13, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Let's just say the following video shows what happens when you try to zing a professional boxer with some derivation of the old "I had sex with your wife!" diss.
Nike Likes Paying Millions To Guys Who Don't Get On The Field
August 10, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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While Nike's at it, maybe they could throw millions today at Rich Harden, Eric Lindros, Mark Prior, Payne Stewart, Dale Earnhardt Sr., Charles Rogers, and Penny Hardaway. I mean, they've all seen as much professional action as Beckham over the last year in America. Hell, for...
VIDEO: Why Skis Don't Have Motors On Them
August 10, 2007 by
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My guess is that this guy was neither a physics nor a geometry major. I'm also going to guess that this dude was not nearly high enough, in either sense of that term, to successfully achieve this move.
VIDEO: It's Easy For O.J. Not To Bothered By Prank Callers Calling Him A Murderer
August 09, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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I don't even want to give O.J. Simpson any coverage on this site, being that he likes to kill people and all, but if any media coverage of The Juice is warranted, it's either: A) His Nordberg clips from Naked Gun, or B) This footage of Orenthal James being pummeled by prank...
Proof That Rugby Players Are Malnourished…Or Just Really, Really, Weird.
August 09, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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It appears as though Canterbury Bulldogs forward Brad Morrin has been suspended for eight games for sinking his molars into Parramatta centre Timana Tahu during a match between the two teams last Friday. Not addressing the obvious irony with respect to his actions (biting) and the...
VIDEO: O.J. Simpson as Video Game "Assassin"
August 09, 2007 by
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Like it or not, O.J. Simpson had a legendary career in the NFL, which earned him a place in 2K Sports' new video game, "All-Pro Football 2K8." Unfortunately for The Juice, a judge has ruled that all money earned from lending his likeness to the game will go to the family...
VIDEO: Cecil And Prince Fielder In Happier Times
August 08, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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I'll skip all the jokes about former Detroit Tigers first baseman Cecil Fielder doing a McDonald's spot. I'm not going to say "Did you know that if you stab Cecil Fielder Big Mac special sauce comes out instead of blood?", because I'm above that. I won'...
Old Scrap Iron's Desire To Put A Voodoo Hex On Carlos Zambrano Officially Moves To Obsession Level
August 08, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Garner's obsession is about one step short of Robert DeNiro's obsession of Wesley Snipes in The Fan. Next thing you know, Zambrano's going to end up getting carved up (sorry - all YouTube had was a German re-enactment of this scene) by Garner in the steam room.
Besides...
VIDEO: How Not To Remove A Basketball Hoop Cemented In The Ground
August 08, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Let's just say I, and about 99.9% of the people reading this, probably would've known in 1st grade that this was not the proper way to go about removing a basketball pole cemented at the base of one's driveway.
VIDEO: Worst Parent On The Planet Nominee
August 07, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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There are plenty of sports for little kids to play if you, as a parent, want them to get outside and exercise so they don't end up being listed on one of the most confidence-crushing websites ever. However, I would not encourage my youngster, even if they were a rude, thoughtless...
George Steinbrenner Set To Go Where No Overbearing, Excessively Spending, Baseball Owner Has Gone Before
August 07, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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It appears New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner isn't placated with building the most dominant baseball franchise of the past 25 years in America. Astronaut Garrett Reisman will take dirt & banners from Yankee Stadium into space with him with the intention of delivering the...
VIDEO: I Bet This Guy Never Again Practices His Swing Without A Life Jacket And A Cup
July 31, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Ok, I've seen a few close calls over the last 15 years or so when I've been golfing, but certainly nothing that parallels this. Then again, I'm not sure any golf experience could ever parallel this. Maybe if a squirrel jumped out of a tree and bit someone in the jugular...
Troy Hudson Might Need To Call Justin Guarini To Deal With This Debacle
July 31, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Minnesota Timberwolves guard Troy Hudson has more pressing issues to deal with in his life than the seemingly inevitable loss of franchise player and teammate Kevin Garnett to the Boston Celtics. Hudson released his first, hard-hitting rap album last week, titled "Undrafted"...
Want to Rep Michael Vick gear? Too Bad!
July 30, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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NFL paraphernalia associated with Michael Vick is disappearing fast. As evidence pours forth alleging Michael Vick is quite possibly the fifth most evil person to ever live,* both Nike and Reebok have ceased selling replicas of Vick's jersey to the public.
Those of you who remember...
TNA Wrestling Approaches Pac-Man Jones For Role. All The Skantily Clad Women In TNA Simultaneously Ask For Their Releases.
July 30, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Adam 'Pacman' Jones may be unable unable to get within a mile of Tennessee Titans' training camp, but that doesn't mean he's not going to put his athletic prowess to use in other high-impact athletic endeavors. Everyone's favorite Pac-Attack is reportedly in...
VIDEO: High School Football Trick Play Of The Year
July 30, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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I don't know how frequently high school football teams pull out trick plays. I mean, sure, you want to win every game pretty badly, but let's face it, you're not making millions of dollars for yourself or the school, so do you really need to be practicing trick plays under...
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