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Eddie Moneys Bet: Red Wings Go Duck Hunting in Anaheim Tonight
May 17, 2007 by
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Tonight I throw up my best picks to try and curb this current down slide. The last few days out haven't been the kindest but I think the momentum is about to switch back in our favor. Swing on my Parlayer and check out my pick for tonights game 4 match-up out in Anaheim between...
Things To Do While On The DL: Rehab - Check. Root On Team - Check. Try Out For Cash Money Records Roster - Check.
May 17, 2007 by
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Mets' outfielder Lastings Milledge sure is making the most of his time on the DL. Milledge, currently out with a sprained foot ligament, recently popped up in the news for his appearance on a profanity-laced rap track, aptly titled 'Bend Ya Knees'.
VIDEO: Ruud Van Nistelrooy Gets the Last Laugh
May 17, 2007 by
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This has to be one of the best goal celebrations I've ever seen. It's way better than the "celebration" I performed when I scored the only goal in my soccer career, which mainly involved wiping tears from my eyes and apologizing profusely to all of my teammates for...
Secretary Not Working At The Office? Why Not Have Her Pay Homage To The Male Genetalia?
May 17, 2007 by
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In a story that starts like it should begin with "Dear Penthouse", Dockey recently instructed his secretary to type a laudatory ode to the good old schwanker.
VIDEO: The Most Loyal Sports Fan Ever
May 15, 2007 by
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For one Dearborn, MI police officer, we know what his last thought would be before he dies. Officer Edward Sanchez, fresh off of stealing marijuana confiscated by his department in drug busts, decided to make and ingest some wholesome, natural, brownies and voiced what he believed...
VIDEO: Bruce Bowen Doesn't Play Nice
May 15, 2007 by
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Speaking about the knee strike that he delivered to Steve Nash's junk, Bruce Bowen maintained that it wasn't an intentional act and also prophesied about the video's appearance on YouTube...
VIDEO: The Baddest Man On The Planet Paints His Toenails Pink
May 15, 2007 by
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Chuck Lidell. He's a legend in the Octogon. AOL proclaimed him "Baddest Man on the Planet." And he loves the? Sound of Music?
The LeBrons Trump Attempts To End Armed Conflict In Sudan
May 15, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Cavs' starLeBron James has made it abundantly clear he wants to be a global icon. However, if becoming a global icon means trying to assist a teammate in pleading to the Chinese government to end an armed conflict in Sudan at the risk of losing the mass production of his Nike shoes...
Eddie Moneys Bet: Suns and Spurs Fire Lots of Shots At the Alamo Tonight
May 14, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Had a rough day yesterday but I'm back today to start another winning week. I take a look at the Suns and Spurs game 4 in San Antonio tonight. I also preview some MLB action including another two-game parlay. Stick with Eddie Money another week and you will come out the other end a winner.
Bruiser's Bet: Tigers Rookie Trips and Falls Flat on his Face as he Attempts to Climb onto the Sunday Night Stage
May 14, 2007 by
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I bring it again as the Tigers rookie takes on the Minnesota Twins in a Sunday night match-up. Don't miss out.
Eddie Moneys Bet: Pistons Complete the Sweep in Chicago, Baby Bulls Need a Diaper Change After Sh*tting the Bed
May 13, 2007 by
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I've been away for a few days but I'm back with plenty of winners. Today I look at the 4th (and final) game in the Pistons vs. Bulls series. I also have a few MLB picks for today as well as something for game 2 of the Red Wings and Ducks. Today should be a good day for all...
VIDEO: David Blane Makes Effort To Be A Part Of Worst NBA Playoff Promo Ever
May 13, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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TNT decided to tap the ever illusive (bad pun intended) David Blane to promote the NBA Playoffs. Yao Ming is the NBA player who's the focal point of the commercial.
Trump vs. Cuban: Battle of the Billionaires
May 13, 2007 by
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You might imagine having all of the money you could possibly imagine, a gorgeous wife, a hit TV show and a number of bestsellers might make you a pretty happy guy. Yet as Donald Trump continually proves, that obviously isn't the case. In fact, Trump seems to exist as some sort...
Steelers' Linebacker Proves Pimpin' Ain't Easy
May 13, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Sure, it might get all the headlines because of his past transgressions and his average salary of roughly $11 million per season, but the Michael Vick pit-bull breeding story has nothing on the trials and tribulations of (now former) Steelers' linebacker Richard Siegler. Siegler...
Lombard, IL: The Last City In America To Discover The Revolutionary Concept Of Potty-Training?
May 13, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Apparently four high school baseball players thought it would be a solid initiation prank to pin down one of their teamates promptly urinate on him.
Um, OK. What was the winter initiation for the basketball team in Lombard? Have the center drop a deuce on someone's chest?
Bruiser's Bet: Chad Durbin Puts Aside his Mascot Duties and Pitches for the Tigers Tonight
May 12, 2007 by
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Here is a story of a struggling mascot who has got his chance this year as a Detroit Tigers starting pitcher. Also included is the picks by one of the best cappers in the business, ENJOY.
VIDEO: One Referee Who Won't Be In Charge Of Mayweather - De La Hoya II
May 12, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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This is why you never hear of any legendary boxing bouts coming from Canada.
Joey Fatone Spotted Drinking A Gallon Of Milk
May 12, 2007 by
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Looks like everyone's favorite Dancing With The Stars twinkle toe let himself go last summer. Joey Fatone was spotted at Detroit's Metropolitan Airport going to Las Vegas. Geez man. The off-season is not kind to you. What does this have to do with sports? He's wearing a...
VIDEO: Andres Vasquez's Nifty Soccer Goal
May 12, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Greatest goal ever? Yeah, it was pretty sweet that he kicked the ball from behind his other leg, but I've seen guys do that before in high school soccer games. And quite frankly, didn't this strike anyone else as an unnecessarily complex maneuver? This would be like an NBA...
Ricky Williams: Yoga Gives "Same Feeling" as Marijuana
May 12, 2007 by
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Things aren't looking good for our marijuana-enthusiast friend Ricky Williams, who was eligible to be reinstated into the NFL last month before testing positive for the sticky icky. This despite "legal alternatives" he's been exploring...
Eddie Moneys Bet: Take the Sabres In Game 1
May 09, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Won some money last night after hitting my 3-Game MLB parlay. Check out my picks tonight for Game 1 between the Sabres and Senators, as well as various MLB action.
VIDEO: The Best Of The Swoosh - Nike's 20 Greatest Commercials
May 09, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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I've always been amazed at how consistantly great Nike's commercials are. I don't know how they always come up with such captivating ads, whether they be of the humorous or the bone-chilling variety. Wait, I think I do know the answer to that question. Nike probably grosses...
VIDEO: They Are the Diamonds. They Come from Glasgow. They're Here to Play Football. Football is Their Game.
May 09, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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After watching this video about 17 consecutive times, I'm not only willing to rank it as one of the best music videos I've seen on YouTube, but simply as one of the best videos I've seen. Ever.
Woman Crushed By Fat Guy At Mets Game Sues Everyone
May 09, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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A day out at the ballpark. It's a relaxing way to spend a day eating hot dogs, having a few toddies and getting some sun. That is, until a drunken 300-pound lunatic steamrolls you and puts you in the hospital with a broken back.
VIDEO: Midgets Playing Basketball
May 09, 2007 by
The Parlayer
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Yeah, yeah, so "midget" isn't the most politically correct term. It's cool though. I heard one of the little people in the video use the word "midget" to describe himself and his friends. If he uses the word, so can I....Anyway, check it out.
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