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Opposing Manager Smartly Walks Ryan Howard In Home Run Derby
July 15, 2009 by
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Joe Madden was applauded for his masterful strategy during this year\'s All-Star game when he made a daring move against Ryan Howard during his second round appearance at the plate. Last year, the AL was thoroughly embarassed when Josh Hamilton belted over 20 homers in the first...
Opposing Manager Smartly Walks Ryan Howard In Home Run Derby
July 15, 2009 by
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Joe Madden was applauded for his masterful strategy during this year\'s All-Star game when he made a daring move against Ryan Howard during his second round appearance at the plate. Last year, the AL was thoroughly embarassed when Josh Hamilton belted over 20 homers in the first...
AL Beats Up On The NL Once Again
July 15, 2009 by
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Well, the NL has made it close the last few years,...
Nationals Fire Manny Acta, As Well As Next 3 Managers To Get It Out Of Way
July 14, 2009 by
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The Washington Nationals have announced they have fired manager Manny Acta today, as they entered the all-star break 22.5 games back in the NL East. The move comes as no shock to anyone following the sport, as their performance on the field had been abysmal. But the Nationals did surprise...
No Updates This Weeks While We Work On Things
June 23, 2009 by
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There will be no updates this week while we work o...
ESPN Fires Editor Who Accidentally Puts WNBA Headline On Homepage
June 19, 2009 by
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Visitors to ESPN.com were shocked this morning when an editing snafu landed a horrific headline onto the front page of their website. At approximately 6:34 AM, a story appeared about a player from the WNBA\'s Minnesota Lynx missing the rest of the season. The article was published...
David Blain To Try To Survive Entire Season As Detroit Lions Fan
June 19, 2009 by
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He will try to survive an entire season as a Detroit Lions fan. He has been preparing his body for the constant losing over the summer by watching Washington Nationals games, but nothing can truly prepare you for the horror of watching the real thing. He has bought a Matthew Stafford...
Around The Fake Sports World
June 19, 2009 by
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If you didn\'t know it, we are not the only destina...
No Good Piece Of **** Bastard Impregnates Second Model
June 19, 2009 by
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Apparently that lucky son of a bitch Tom Brady has impregnated his second super model with a child, this time his new wife, Gisele Bunchen. The no good bastard says he and his wife are very happy to be expecting their first child. That makes two models down on this prick's quest...
Sosa & Steroids A Surprise?
June 18, 2009 by
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Everyone seems to still be talking about Sammy Sos...
Kobe Bryant Proves He Can Win Championship Without Rick Fox
June 15, 2009 by
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Kobe Bryant silenced his critics this past weekend by winning his first NBA Championship without the help of Rick Fox. After being in Fox's shadow for his previous 3 NBA titles, many critics believed that Kobe would never be able to enter into the great player conversation without...
Management Fire All Washington Nationals Players, Keep Coaching Staff
June 15, 2009 by
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Unhappy with the way the team has performed so far this season, Washington Nationals management fired all their players today in an unprecedented move. They have brought up some kids from double A ball to serve as interim players until they can find suitable replacements. "Well...
MLB Network To Show NFL Preseason Games To Boost Ratings
June 15, 2009 by
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MLB Network today announced a deal with the National Football League to carry 14 preseason games this upcoming August, in an attempt to boost sagging ratings. "This is an exciting deal for this network," said MLB Network president Rich Yarborough. "To be able to carry...
Vick Now Available To Any Team Looking For QB Downgrade
June 12, 2009 by
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Michael Vick was officially released by the Atlanta Falcons today, meaning he is now a free agent. Known for being a great athlete, but not such a stellar passer, it has been wondered where Vick might land. But, despite these concerns, many teams have expressed interest in the former...
NHL Offers To End Debate, Just Let LeBron Be Their Best Player Ever
June 12, 2009 by
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The NHL has extended an offer to LeBron James to officially declare him the best player in hockey history, if only he will come play for the league and help bring a little of his publicity. Commissioner Gary Bettman said that all this debate about who is better, him or Kobe, can easily...
Man Jailed After Tricking Friends Into Watching Soccer
June 12, 2009 by
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A man is serving jailtime tonight after his friends called 911 when they discovered they had been invited over to his apartment to watch soccer. He had invited them over to watch "the game" starting at 8:00, which they assumed would be the thrilling game seven of the Stanley...
Ibanez Denies Steroids Rumors
June 12, 2009 by
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A blogger created a stir this week when he mention...
Alabama Hit With NCAA Sanctions
June 11, 2009 by
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Today it was announced that Alabama will have to f...
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