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Now That You Mention It, Something About Sammy Sosa’s Face Is A Little Off
6 hours ago by
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But I just can’t quite put my finger on It.
Original mess can be found right here.
Andre Iguodala’s Massive Dunk Over Courtney Lee
7 hours ago by
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Andre Iguodala is all over the web this weekend, first with a trick shot during practice and now this video, in which he channels his inner Dominique in order to make Courtney Lee feel even worse about playing for the Nets.
And while I have your attention, Richard Jefferson’...
I Don’t Recall Ladybugs Being This Violent
1 day ago by
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Jesus Christ, is that Jonathan Brandis in drag laying a whooping on some soccer gals? What’s that? Oh right, Jonathan Brandis is dead. Ok sorry, it’s definitely not him.
Hideki Matsui Gets A Hero’s Welcome With A Side Of Race-Baiting
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OK, let’s break down FOX’s latest gaff from the Yankees’ parade. This one deals with World Series MVP Hideki Matsui and the fact that he’s — gasp — Japanese!
Six-second mark: Fox’s waspy reporter gets a glimpse of Hideki Matsui. His discovery and...
Gumadas Invited To The Yankees’ Parade
1 day ago by
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FOX News is reporting live all day from the Yankees’ World Series parade in Manhattan.
Per usual, the coverage is absolutely hilarious.
And we can thank bubbly “reporter” Rosanna Scotto for this dose of humor.
Now, let’s break that clip down.
Scotto, paired...
Steve Nash’s Pretty No Look Pass To J-Rich
3 days ago by
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The no-look pass might be single favorite type of play from any and all sports. Well, as long as you don’t count ‘Horrific Injuries‘ as a type of play. Why the NBA hasn’t made a compilation DVD of the best passes of all time is beyond me.
Lions Sign Worst Cornerback In The History Of Cornerbacking
3 days ago by
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In honor of the Detroit Lions signing Jason David, I present you with the definitive “Jason David Getting Beat, Run Over Or Just Flat Out Abused” gallery, in reverse chronological order:
Tim Floyd Is Nice Until It’s Time To Be Not Nice
4 days ago by
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I certainly didn’t expect to see former USC coach Tim Floyd breaking up a white trash casino cat fight, but courtesy of Herm’s Perm, here we are:
The OHL: Your One Stop Shop For Videos Of 16 Year Old Prospects Getting Their Brains Scrambled
4 days ago by
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In the words of the formidable Reverend Slick, “Turn out the liiiiiiiights, the party’s oooooover!”
Oh by the way, the kid’s still in intensive care and his mom was at the game and fainted when she saw the hit, so maybe you should stop being such a sadist prick...
A Hostile Rant Directed At An Unnamed Lions Fan
4 days ago by
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Listen, dickhead, I can only imagine how awful it is to wake every morning, look out your window and see the city of Detroit staring back at you, but seriously, booing the rookie QB already? After eight GODDAMN games, dummy?!!?! Do you think the Millen stink just washes that easily...
Popeye Jones’s Mugshot Will Eat Your Soul
4 days ago by
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It’s about time Ronald provided the internet with a new photo of himself. I think it’s safe to say we were all getting pretty tired of seeing this one or this one.
WWE Locates Parts Unknown
4 days ago by
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If you grew up watching wrestling in the 80s, you may recall the most mysterious and frightening wrestlers were billed as hailing from ‘Parts Unknown’. The Ultimate Warrior was the most famous wrestler from PU, a list that also included Demolition, Papa Shango and the...
The League: An Atypically Yappy Review
4 days ago by
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A few weeks back, when I saw that FX planned to launch a show that dealt with all the funny bone tickling hilarity that normally ensues in a fantasy football league, I think my initial thoughts were “I’d rather watch a hidden camera video of a nude Jason Whitlock ironing...
Detroit Footballer Makes Impressive Play
5 days ago by
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Sure, my favorite football team has only won two of their last 31 games and just lost to a team that had lost 17 straight games, but goddamn, they can sure as hell light up white guys on special teams. Take that, Danny Amendola!
Via The Big Lead.
Flu Shot Tragedy Brings Me To The Crossroads Of Acceptable Schadenfreude
8 days ago by
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!
Sorry, really.
No, really.
Something To Listen To While Muting Tim McCarver Tonight
10 days ago by
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Tim McCarver went on Big Mikey’s show this afternoon to discuss the impending Phillies vs. Yankees World Series.
Because Big Mikey has a disturbing Mickey Mantle fetish, the talk eventually shifted in that direction.
And this was the result . . .
Providing The Yankee Haters Some Ammunition
10 days ago by
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Via hard-hitting journalist Rickey Reilly:
Swisher, who does not seem to need sleep, has been known to drag players to his favorite karaoke bar, where he sings a terrific version of Kings of Leon’s “Use Somebody.”
Like Nick Swisher and the Yankees, Kings of Leon...
Speaking Of Brutal Hits….
12 days ago by
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Did you happen to catch the Flyers’ Michael Richards helping Florida’s David Booth transform from human being to inanimate object? No? Oh you’re one of those dicks that doesn’t watch hockey for some unknown, absurd reason. Well then, here you go.
Somewhere...
Adrian Peterson Cordially Introduces William Gay To His Shoulder, Bottom Of Left Cleat
12 days ago by
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Hello, new favorite highlight of the 2009 season!
Wow. That’s an all-timer. I don’t think it tops this sublime 24 seconds of grainy footage but it’s certainly in the conversation and the Greg Jones clip took place in college and didn’t end with him getting...
Jeff Fisher T-shirts Worthy Of Outrage
17 days ago by
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A Peyton Manning jersey?
Child’s play.
If Jeff Fisher had sported the following T-shirts, the media and fans would have every right to grab their pitchforks and torches.
And that closes the book on Jeff Fisher coverage — forever.
Titans Fans Over Jersey-Gate, Enraged In Debate Over Jeff Fisher’s Sexuality
17 days ago by
Tirico Suave
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Eventually, Tennessee Titans fans will manage to get the image of head coach Jeff Fisher donning a Peyton Manning jersey out of their collective heads.
But I gather the image above will not fade away quite as quickly.
I can only imagine how this conversation went.
Tony: “Jeff...
Centaur Sabathia Will Now Return To His Stud Farm
17 days ago by
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Contrary to popular belief, Yankees pitcher CC Sabathia is not the hoofed mammal that everyone craves him to be.
Not surprisingly, Mr. A-ROTIC kicked off the horsey talk after last night’s victory over the Angels.
Via Harvey’s favorite columnist:
“You know, CC gets loose...
Skins Strip Zorn Of Wife-Calling Duties
17 days ago by
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Pic via here.
WASHINGTON, DC – Further continuing the effort to right the ship wayward ship that is his franchise, Dan Snyder said today that head coach Jim Zorn will no longer be in charge of contacting and speaking to his own family and that former NFL head coach Lindy Infante...
Unfrozen Caveman Umpire
17 days ago by
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Via:
After looking at replays, I’m not sure I believe the replay of the first one. I said in my heart I thought he left too soon. But the replay showed that he didn’t. (emphasis mine) We go in and watch replays regularly after every game, even during the regular season...
Evil Baseball Squad Makes Little Girl Cry
17 days ago by
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It’s ok kid, watching the Yankees win makes me feel the exact same way. It looks as if all of us non-partisan baseball fans who like to fight the good fight against all things awful are going to be faced with a frightfully harrowing decision in the very near future. I think...
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