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Mike Francesa Lends Voice To “The Blindside” Trailer
1 day ago by
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Big Mikey’s talent has no ceiling, folks.
Bong Hits On Mike’d Up
1 day ago by
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John from Wayne, NJ — John Wayne — called up Big Mikey’s show this afternoon.
In between a mindless point about batting Nick Swisher second, someone very close to John Wayne took a healthy bong hit.
Big Mikey looked up, secretly wondering if it was the start of another bout...
Zack Greinke Takes Home Cy Young Award For Stat Geeks Everywhere
2 days ago by
Tirico Suave
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You know how occasionally some crotchety old baseball writer or one of the idiots on Around The Horn will pad their insipid argument with something along the lines of “Players don’t care about these newfangled stats. They just want to go out there every five days and throw...
Ray Lewis To Take A Stab At Solving America’s Unemployment Crisis
3 days ago by
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Returning to his childhood home for Cleveland’s Brownout against Baltimore, MNF announcer Jon Gruden was a little out of sorts.
While I didn’t record all of Gruden’s loose-lipped quips, I managed to archive the following nugget.
For the 10 percent of unemployed Americans...
In Lieu Of Actual Football, ESPN Goes With Jon Gruden’s Cave Wall Doodles
4 days ago by
Tirico Suave
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If you are unable to read Jon Gruden’s penmanship, allow me to translate it.
you are my favorit team could you please send me som autagraphed pictures of the team
The Suave got its hands on a simmiliar letter that a young Brady Quinn sent to former Browns head coach Bill Belichick.
Brandon Jennings, Mea Culpa
6 days ago by
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Sometimes I say dumb things. This is one of those instances:
I’m already bored by Brandon Jennings. This actually surprises me immensely. Between the gnarly, retro flattop fro, his propensity to buck the system and an apparent friendship with Joe Budden, you’d think I’d be...
Starbury Unloads On New York’s Ink-Stained Wretches
6 days ago by
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Apparently, Stephon went on a newspaper-buying spree this afternoon.
He offered commentary on a few choice writers:
And everyone said the newspaper industry was dying!
HA!
Lil’ Jovi, Erin Andrews And Rutgers Football
8 days ago by
Tirico Suave
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America was introduced to this Rutgers/Bon Jovi fan — imagine that! — on YouTube last year.
Well, ESPN ventured into Piscataway last night for the Scarlet Knights’ matchup against USF and tracked down Lil’ Jovi. They took the boy from out behind that ****** 3.1 megapixel...
Hallowed Sports Record Shattered: Longest Jail Sentence For A Former Nebraska Running Back
8 days ago by
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When Lawrence Phillips was sentenced to 10 years in prison in 2006 for running over three teenagers with his car following a pickup football game (hey, we’ve all been there, right?), he established himself as the clear alpha dog regarding Nebraska backfield badassery. When it...
Mike Francesa’s Jay-Z Obsession Confirmed
8 days ago by
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As I predicted in yesterday’s helping of Francesa fun, Big Mikey has, in fact, been listening to Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind” on repeat.
He admitted as much during this afternoon’s show.
Evidence:
In true Francesa form, Mikey says he’s “...
Knicks Certifiably Unwatchable
8 days ago by
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As you can see, not much has changed in New Yawk.
I can’t wait for Lebron to tear his ACL in the 2010 season-opener against the Nets.
Yeah, this almost-decade has been that bad.
Photo via the notorious TMF.com.
Mike Francesa Is The Emperor Of New York
9 days ago by
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Big Mikey decided to opine on the Knicks during today’s show. Considering he hasn’t watched a Knicks game since 1999, it was a peculiar direction to take the program.
Not surprisingly, it didn’t end well.
When asked by caller why NY would be an attractive landing...
Taking Out All Of My Gold Glove Related Angst On The Toy Hall Of Fame
10 days ago by
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Pic via here.
So, MLB’s best defensive player of 2009, Franklin Gutierrez, didn’t win the Gold Glove award. Worse yet, all around inferior baseball player and former Mariner Adam Jones took home the award instead. Luckily, one of the perks to being a Mariners fan is having...
The Thrill Of Mike Francesa’s Sunday NFL Show
12 days ago by
Tirico Suave
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Big Mikey Francesa can barely make it through his M-F “Mike’d Up” regiment.
But that doesn’t stop him from slugging into the studio on Sunday for a MUST-WATCH NFL show.
The energy-level of “Football Sunday With Mike Francesa” is comparable to, well...
Now That You Mention It, Something About Sammy Sosa’s Face Is A Little Off
13 days ago by
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But I just can’t quite put my finger on It.
Original mess can be found right here.
Andre Iguodala’s Massive Dunk Over Courtney Lee
13 days ago by
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Andre Iguodala is all over the web this weekend, first with a trick shot during practice and now this video, in which he channels his inner Dominique in order to make Courtney Lee feel even worse about playing for the Nets.
And while I have your attention, Richard Jefferson’...
I Don’t Recall Ladybugs Being This Violent
14 days ago by
Tirico Suave
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Jesus Christ, is that Jonathan Brandis in drag laying a whooping on some soccer gals? What’s that? Oh right, Jonathan Brandis is dead. Ok sorry, it’s definitely not him.
Hideki Matsui Gets A Hero’s Welcome With A Side Of Race-Baiting
14 days ago by
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OK, let’s break down FOX’s latest gaff from the Yankees’ parade. This one deals with World Series MVP Hideki Matsui and the fact that he’s — gasp — Japanese!
Six-second mark: Fox’s waspy reporter gets a glimpse of Hideki Matsui. His discovery and...
Gumadas Invited To The Yankees’ Parade
14 days ago by
Tirico Suave
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FOX News is reporting live all day from the Yankees’ World Series parade in Manhattan.
Per usual, the coverage is absolutely hilarious.
And we can thank bubbly “reporter” Rosanna Scotto for this dose of humor.
Now, let’s break that clip down.
Scotto, paired...
Steve Nash’s Pretty No Look Pass To J-Rich
16 days ago by
Tirico Suave
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The no-look pass might be single favorite type of play from any and all sports. Well, as long as you don’t count ‘Horrific Injuries‘ as a type of play. Why the NBA hasn’t made a compilation DVD of the best passes of all time is beyond me.
Lions Sign Worst Cornerback In The History Of Cornerbacking
17 days ago by
Tirico Suave
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In honor of the Detroit Lions signing Jason David, I present you with the definitive “Jason David Getting Beat, Run Over Or Just Flat Out Abused” gallery, in reverse chronological order:
Tim Floyd Is Nice Until It’s Time To Be Not Nice
17 days ago by
Tirico Suave
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I certainly didn’t expect to see former USC coach Tim Floyd breaking up a white trash casino cat fight, but courtesy of Herm’s Perm, here we are:
The OHL: Your One Stop Shop For Videos Of 16 Year Old Prospects Getting Their Brains Scrambled
17 days ago by
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In the words of the formidable Reverend Slick, “Turn out the liiiiiiiights, the party’s oooooover!”
Oh by the way, the kid’s still in intensive care and his mom was at the game and fainted when she saw the hit, so maybe you should stop being such a sadist prick...
A Hostile Rant Directed At An Unnamed Lions Fan
17 days ago by
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Listen, dickhead, I can only imagine how awful it is to wake every morning, look out your window and see the city of Detroit staring back at you, but seriously, booing the rookie QB already? After eight GODDAMN games, dummy?!!?! Do you think the Millen stink just washes that easily...
Popeye Jones’s Mugshot Will Eat Your Soul
17 days ago by
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It’s about time Ronald provided the internet with a new photo of himself. I think it’s safe to say we were all getting pretty tired of seeing this one or this one.
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