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Lions Sign Worst Cornerback In The History Of Cornerbacking
27 days ago by
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In honor of the Detroit Lions signing Jason David, I present you with the definitive “Jason David Getting Beat, Run Over Or Just Flat Out Abused” gallery, in reverse chronological order:
Tim Floyd Is Nice Until It’s Time To Be Not Nice
27 days ago by
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I certainly didn’t expect to see former USC coach Tim Floyd breaking up a white trash casino cat fight, but courtesy of Herm’s Perm, here we are:
The OHL: Your One Stop Shop For Videos Of 16 Year Old Prospects Getting Their Brains Scrambled
27 days ago by
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In the words of the formidable Reverend Slick, “Turn out the liiiiiiiights, the party’s oooooover!”
Oh by the way, the kid’s still in intensive care and his mom was at the game and fainted when she saw the hit, so maybe you should stop being such a sadist prick...
A Hostile Rant Directed At An Unnamed Lions Fan
28 days ago by
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Listen, dickhead, I can only imagine how awful it is to wake every morning, look out your window and see the city of Detroit staring back at you, but seriously, booing the rookie QB already? After eight GODDAMN games, dummy?!!?! Do you think the Millen stink just washes that easily...
Popeye Jones’s Mugshot Will Eat Your Soul
28 days ago by
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It’s about time Ronald provided the internet with a new photo of himself. I think it’s safe to say we were all getting pretty tired of seeing this one or this one.
WWE Locates Parts Unknown
28 days ago by
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If you grew up watching wrestling in the 80s, you may recall the most mysterious and frightening wrestlers were billed as hailing from ‘Parts Unknown’. The Ultimate Warrior was the most famous wrestler from PU, a list that also included Demolition, Papa Shango and the...
The League: An Atypically Yappy Review
28 days ago by
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A few weeks back, when I saw that FX planned to launch a show that dealt with all the funny bone tickling hilarity that normally ensues in a fantasy football league, I think my initial thoughts were “I’d rather watch a hidden camera video of a nude Jason Whitlock ironing...
Detroit Footballer Makes Impressive Play
29 days ago by
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Sure, my favorite football team has only won two of their last 31 games and just lost to a team that had lost 17 straight games, but goddamn, they can sure as hell light up white guys on special teams. Take that, Danny Amendola!
Via The Big Lead.
Flu Shot Tragedy Brings Me To The Crossroads Of Acceptable Schadenfreude
October 30, 2009 by
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!
Sorry, really.
No, really.
Something To Listen To While Muting Tim McCarver Tonight
October 28, 2009 by
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Tim McCarver went on Big Mikey’s show this afternoon to discuss the impending Phillies vs. Yankees World Series.
Because Big Mikey has a disturbing Mickey Mantle fetish, the talk eventually shifted in that direction.
And this was the result . . .
Providing The Yankee Haters Some Ammunition
October 28, 2009 by
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Via hard-hitting journalist Rickey Reilly:
Swisher, who does not seem to need sleep, has been known to drag players to his favorite karaoke bar, where he sings a terrific version of Kings of Leon’s “Use Somebody.”
Like Nick Swisher and the Yankees, Kings of Leon...
Speaking Of Brutal Hits….
October 26, 2009 by
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Did you happen to catch the Flyers’ Michael Richards helping Florida’s David Booth transform from human being to inanimate object? No? Oh you’re one of those dicks that doesn’t watch hockey for some unknown, absurd reason. Well then, here you go.
Somewhere...
Adrian Peterson Cordially Introduces William Gay To His Shoulder, Bottom Of Left Cleat
October 26, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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Hello, new favorite highlight of the 2009 season!
Wow. That’s an all-timer. I don’t think it tops this sublime 24 seconds of grainy footage but it’s certainly in the conversation and the Greg Jones clip took place in college and didn’t end with him getting...
Jeff Fisher T-shirts Worthy Of Outrage
October 21, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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A Peyton Manning jersey?
Child’s play.
If Jeff Fisher had sported the following T-shirts, the media and fans would have every right to grab their pitchforks and torches.
And that closes the book on Jeff Fisher coverage — forever.
Titans Fans Over Jersey-Gate, Enraged In Debate Over Jeff Fisher’s Sexuality
October 21, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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Eventually, Tennessee Titans fans will manage to get the image of head coach Jeff Fisher donning a Peyton Manning jersey out of their collective heads.
But I gather the image above will not fade away quite as quickly.
I can only imagine how this conversation went.
Tony: “Jeff...
Centaur Sabathia Will Now Return To His Stud Farm
October 21, 2009 by
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Contrary to popular belief, Yankees pitcher CC Sabathia is not the hoofed mammal that everyone craves him to be.
Not surprisingly, Mr. A-ROTIC kicked off the horsey talk after last night’s victory over the Angels.
Via Harvey’s favorite columnist:
“You know, CC gets loose...
Skins Strip Zorn Of Wife-Calling Duties
October 21, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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Pic via here.
WASHINGTON, DC – Further continuing the effort to right the ship wayward ship that is his franchise, Dan Snyder said today that head coach Jim Zorn will no longer be in charge of contacting and speaking to his own family and that former NFL head coach Lindy Infante...
Unfrozen Caveman Umpire
October 20, 2009 by
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Via:
After looking at replays, I’m not sure I believe the replay of the first one. I said in my heart I thought he left too soon. But the replay showed that he didn’t. (emphasis mine) We go in and watch replays regularly after every game, even during the regular season...
Evil Baseball Squad Makes Little Girl Cry
October 20, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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It’s ok kid, watching the Yankees win makes me feel the exact same way. It looks as if all of us non-partisan baseball fans who like to fight the good fight against all things awful are going to be faced with a frightfully harrowing decision in the very near future. I think...
POSITIVELY A-ROTIC!
October 19, 2009 by
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And once more for good measure
A View From The Frontline: NY Media Wages War Against The Mets
July 29, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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And you thought the first 20 minutes of “Saving Private Ryan” were hair-raising . . .
Hey Look! A Tremendous Baseball Play Available In Video Form On The Internet
July 28, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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I finally found a version of this play that didn’t look like it was part of some bodega’s collection of grainy surveillance footage. Enjoy it while you can. MLB will most likely be releasing their internet hounds on it shortly.
Another Mariner Icon Enters The Hall
July 27, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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You know what the best part about the internet is? You think of an idea, and chances are someone’s already done the work, so you can just link to it instead.
Barth R.I.P.
July 25, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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Mr. Wizard’s gone. Now, Barth, another icon from childhood, dead. Be careful, Jeffrey from Today’s Special, your time may be limited.
Big Mikey Francesa Pounds ESPN With His Thunder ****
July 25, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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In the blogo-dumpster, ragging on ESPN will always be en vogue. But none of us — The Suave included — can compete with WFAN’s Big Mikey Francesa.
Big Mikey surgically filleted ESPN’s whole operation a few days ago.
The best part? ESPN’s website was glowing in...
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