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For Ozzie, Racism Was The Perfect Decision
July 23, 2009 by
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After White Sox (strong emphasis on WHITE) center fielder Brian Anderson was sent down to AAA a few days ago, White Sox fans were quick to play the race card.
Immediately, they targeted manager Ozzie Guillen.
DeWayne Wise, who preserved Mark Buehrle’s perfect game with a mind...
Omar Minaya’s “Investigation” Of Tony Bernazard
July 23, 2009 by
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If you haven’t heard, Omar Minaya is going to “investigate” bone-chewing colleague Tony Bernazard’s recent string of ****-you-I’m-Tony-Bernazard behavior.
While not privy to the inner workings of said investigation, I’d imagine it will go something...
Twelve Year Old Me Incredibly Jealous Of Tony Romo's Latest Rumored Sexual Conquest
July 22, 2009 by
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I usually don’t find celebrity hookups all that compelling but if this story is true then I say to Tony Romo, bravo sir. It being reported (by a photo agency, but who cares?) that Romo dumped Jessica Simpson for the chick who repeatedly dropped her gear throughout the seminal...
Today In Great Catches From The CFL…..
July 20, 2009 by
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International Suave reader, apparent French Canadien sports blogger and unofficial CFL correspondent, CFLMan (above, as pictured in my head) has graced our pages with his presence once again, this time with an incredible highlight from north of the border by young man with free health...
Today In Great Catches From The CFL…..
July 20, 2009 by
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International Suave reader, apparent French Canadien sports blogger and unofficial CFL correspondent, CFLMan (above, as pictured in my head) has graced our pages with his presence once again, this time with an incredible highlight from north of the border by young man with free health...
A Golf Story From This Past Weekend That Is Actually Mildly Interesting
July 20, 2009 by
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Artist’s depiction of the female fan Schaub hit, mere moments before the accident.
You see? It’s not hard at all to make golf entertaining. Just incorporate football players and the occasional head injury to bystanders that, in turn, result in incredible shots.
Via Chron...
A Golf Story From This Past Weekend That Is Actually Mildly Interesting
July 20, 2009 by
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Artist’s depiction of the female fan Schaub hit, mere moments before the accident.
You see? It’s not hard at all to make golf entertaining. Just incorporate football players and the occasional head injury to bystanders that, in turn, result in incredible shots.
Via Chron...
A Golf Story From This Past Weekend That Is Actually Mildly Interesting
July 20, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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Artist’s depiction of the female fan Schaub hit, mere moments before the accident.
You see? It’s not hard at all to make golf entertaining. Just incorporate football players and the occasional head injury to bystanders that, in turn, result in incredible shots.
Via Chron...
No Shortage Of PIM In E’s Own Personal Entourage
July 20, 2009 by
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I knew Entourage clearly wasn’t anywhere near as popular as it once was, but I mean, Christ, these celebrity athlete cameos seem to get lamer by the episode.
No Shortage Of PIM In E’s Own Personal Entourage
July 20, 2009 by
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I knew Entourage clearly wasn’t anywhere near as popular as it once was, but I mean, Christ, these celebrity athlete cameos seem to get lamer by the episode.
No Shortage Of PIM In E’s Own Personal Entourage
July 20, 2009 by
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I knew Entourage clearly wasn’t anywhere near as popular as it once was, but I mean, Christ, these celebrity athlete cameos seem to get lamer by the episode.
Tom Watson And Schadenfreude
July 19, 2009 by
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With only an 8-foot par putt separating 59-year-old Tom Watson from history, he tensed up. And then he blew up, igniting the pages of a far-too-perfect storybook ending.
Stewart “USA! USA! USA!” Cink carved up his own ending, gutting Watson in a four-hole playoff. Unlike...
Tom Watson And Schadenfreude
July 19, 2009 by
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With only an 8-foot par putt separating 59-year-old Tom Watson from history, he tensed up. And then he blew up, igniting the pages of a far-too-perfect storybook ending.
Stewart “USA! USA! USA!” Cink carved up his own ending, gutting Watson in a four-hole playoff. Unlike...
Tom Watson And Schadenfreude
July 19, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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With only an 8-foot par putt separating 59-year-old Tom Watson from history, he tensed up. And then he blew up, igniting the pages of a far-too-perfect storybook ending.
Stewart “USA! USA! USA!” Cink carved up his own ending, gutting Watson in a four-hole playoff. Unlike...
San Diego Is A Wonderful Place To Live Aside From The Occasional Attack By Giant Carnivorous Squids
July 16, 2009 by
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Both the squid and Tony Gwynn drawn to scale.
You see, this is why I avoid the beach. Actually, I avoid the beach because of the lack of Wi-Fi and HD televisions, but now that I know this type of stuff happens there, I feel my choice has been reaffirmed.
Via the AP:
SAN DIEGO — Thousands [...]
San Diego Is A Wonderful Place To Live Aside From The Occasional Attack By Giant Carnivorous Squids
July 16, 2009 by
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Both the squid and Tony Gwynn drawn to scale.
You see, this is why I avoid the beach. Actually, I avoid the beach because of the lack of Wi-Fi and HD televisions, but now that I know this type of stuff happens there, I feel my choice has been reaffirmed.
Via the AP:
SAN DIEGO — Thousands [...]
The Losing Battles That I Will Continue To Fight For All Of Eternity
July 16, 2009 by
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I like to think of myself as a logical person. A really logical person. Some say too logical. To those people, I say “Not always the case!”. Being overly argumentative and arbitrarily defensive has lead me to say a whole bunch of stupid things over the years. Why not the...
The Losing Battles That I Will Continue To Fight For All Of Eternity
July 16, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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I like to think of myself as a logical person. A really logical person. Some say too logical. To those people, I say “Not always the case!”. Being overly argumentative and arbitrarily defensive has lead me to say a whole bunch of stupid things over the years. Why not the...
Diana Taurasi Channels Jim Morrison In The Desert
July 16, 2009 by
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Because The Suave practices gender equality, Diana Taurasi is going to receive the same artful coverage as resident drunk Kerry Collins.
Taurasi blew a 0.17 on July 2, which was actually the same percentage of American homes that tuned in to her game earlier that evening.
However...
Diana Taurasi Channels Jim Morrison In The Desert
July 16, 2009 by
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Because The Suave practices gender equality, Diana Taurasi is going to receive the same artful coverage as resident drunk Kerry Collins.
Taurasi blew a 0.17 on July 2, which was actually the same percentage of American homes that tuned in to her game earlier that evening.
However...
Breaking News: Rational Jets Fan (HA!) Yammers On About Favre
July 15, 2009 by
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On what is known as the slowest day in sports, ESPN knew it could depend on its No. 1 *****: Brett Lorenzo Favre.
After molesting high school-aged receivers for the past few weeks, Mr. Arthritic Clit shockingly announced that his ego is itchier than ever. Translated: Brett Favre will...
Observing Felix Hernandez’s Stalker
July 14, 2009 by
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Harvey, are all Mariners fan this sadistically robotic?
I thought that guy from Powder got struck by lightning, no?
The World’s Fastest Everything Via The World’s Longest YouTube Video
July 14, 2009 by
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Via Hot Clicks, comes a compilation of the people performing trivial activities in an exceptionally fast manner. It’s 5:36 long however, making it the Gettysburg of stupid online videos. I would have cut out the guy who made three pizzas in a minute then was celebrated and carried...
Pacific Northwest’s Most Blunted
July 11, 2009 by
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MF DOOM…your favorite bullpen’s favorite rapper.
What It Would Be Like To Play “Running Bases” With The Mets
July 10, 2009 by
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It appears all the work on “fundamentals” in spring training has really started to pay dividends for the opposition.
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