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I Fear That This Is Going To Lead To A Lot Of “The Lions Now The Second Best Football Team In Detroit” Quips
April 27, 2009 by
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From the Suave’s informal Canadian Football League expert, CFLMan (actual birth name), comes the news that former NFL wideout Orande Gadsden wants to bring a CFL franchises back to America, because raping, pillaging and ruining Mexican commodities gets boring and mundane after...
Jimmy Fallon, Larry Fitzgerald Preview Madden ‘10
April 27, 2009 by
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Like many of you, I prefer to be entertained as opposed to annoyed, so I had absolutely little or no faith in Jimmy Fallon’s talk show. But I’ll give him a little credit. I don’t know if I could ever sit through an entire episode, but he’s been good for one...
Hurricanes Fans Are Going Down
April 27, 2009 by
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This type of tomfoolery would never have happened if the Canes were still the Whale. They were fly. And if you’re going to scar your kid for life on national tv, you could have at least bought him his own customized jersey.
Tirico Suave 2009 NFL Mock Draft
April 23, 2009 by
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My third and final installment of the mock is here to kill another five minutes of work (six if you leave a menacing comment). I like keeping things fresh and hedging my bets, so I’ve decided to list who I think the team will select and who’d I select if I were running the team...
2009 NFL Mock Draft, Version 3.0
April 23, 2009 by
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My third and final installment of the mock is here to kill another five minutes of work (six if you leave a menacing comment). I like keeping things fresh and hedging my bets, so I’ve decided to list who I think the team will select and who’d I select if I were running the team. [...]
ESPN’s Dream Of Breaking A Story Before Jay Glazer Nearing Fruition With Unveiling Of New Precog System
April 22, 2009 by
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Paul Pierce Narrowly Escapes Jerry Lewis’s Attempt To Lure Him Into Other Dimension
April 18, 2009 by
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I’ve Always Said That Baseball Teams Should Be Judged Solely On How They’ve Performed After 11 Games
April 18, 2009 by
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1/16th of the schedule in the books and the Mariners are best in the AL, just as I expected. Just give Japanese Joe Mantegna the manager of the year trophy right now. And I’m not just saying because I’m an overzealous fan who’s team already surpassed last year’...
ESPN Really Pushing It With New Crank 2 Cross Promotion
April 17, 2009 by
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I knew it! I knew it was impossible for the human brain to get that excited about mildly peculiar statistical baseball minutiae without some sort of artificial assistance.
Roger Millions And The Cocksucker Blues
April 16, 2009 by
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Via Sports Rubbish.
A Quick And Handy Guide As To How To Tell If Your Archbishop Is From New York
April 16, 2009 by
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1. The ring which once belonged to the previous archbishop (still missing at the time of this post).
2. Ice. Obviously, I can’t see exactly from this picture, but I’m guessing it’s something simlar to what Fabolous was rocking a few years back.
3. Knockoff Adidas...
Like Many Knicks Fans, Isiah Confirms He Attempted Suicide
April 15, 2009 by
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Man, who knew Chris McKendry was into dominatrix?
I equate McKendry’s interview with Isiah to the intro of the Wu-Tang song “Method Man.”
“I’ll fucking lay your nuts on the fucking dresser — just your nuts laying on the fucking dresser. Then bang...
A Stunningly Accurate Cross Section Of The Blogosphere Audience
April 14, 2009 by
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Packers Force NFL Competition Committee To Discuss Proper Penalty For Flopping
April 14, 2009 by
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Via PFT:
The Green Bay Packers have worked out Duke University basketball player Greg Paulus, according to a league source.
Paulus is a former high school Gatorade Football Player of the Year selection who was offered football scholarships to Notre Dame and the University of Miami...
In Your Club, Allen Iverson Will Splash The Pot Whenever He Pleases
April 14, 2009 by
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Via DETNEWS.com: Allen Iverson has gone from being a one-man economic stimulus plan for the city's downtown casinos to persona non grata. He has spent a ton of money down there, but recently he's been banned from both MGM and Greektown casinos. The NBA is looking into a disturbance...
I May Have To Turn This Into An Exposé
April 13, 2009 by
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Part two in my series of “Mets Fans Who Don’t Know How To React When Erin Andrews Sits Down Next To Him”. These are the folks who purchased the Madoff seats. I titled this one “I Wish My Dad Didn’t Worship Rick Peterson”.
The Whalers Were Fly
April 13, 2009 by
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I just saw Kevin Blackistone get all giddy about hockey on Around The Horn which made think of one of Tim Meadows appearances on Weekend Update. Of course, there’s no video, so I apologize in advance for making you use your imagination:
Thank you. Well, the hockey strike is...
If The Prosecution Is Done Playing The Feud, The Jury Has Reached A Verdict
April 13, 2009 by
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I always guess “directional spatter” when I play along at home and I’m stumped. For a peripheral standpoint, I’m going to miss this trial. I feel Phil Specter was just scratching the surface when it came to batshit insane hairstyles. I mean, the dude’...
The Televised, Left-Handed, Celebratory Woooo + Boob Grab At The Masters?
April 13, 2009 by
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Dear ESPN.com (And Any Other Sites That Apply),
April 12, 2009 by
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“BOO-YAH, Dave.”
RE: Autoplay Videos
How does this still happen? In fact, why did it ever happen? Very few, if any, hostages are permitted to surf the internet. The vast majority of web users have access to all their extremities at all times (minus the occasional jack...
Lesko Takes Home His 58th Green Jacket
April 12, 2009 by
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DID YOU KNOW?: Golf is not a sport, as it requires little or no actual athleticism.
If Only Crazy Shootout Goals Counted For Eight Points In The Standings
April 10, 2009 by
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A little too late to do anyone on the Stars any good, but an impressive goal from my boy Mickey Ribs regardless. I blame this entire Dallas Stars season on Elisha Cuthbert and her wanton ways.
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