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The Televised, Left-Handed, Celebratory Woooo + Boob Grab At The Masters?
April 13, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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Dear ESPN.com (And Any Other Sites That Apply),
April 12, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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“BOO-YAH, Dave.”
RE: Autoplay Videos
How does this still happen? In fact, why did it ever happen? Very few, if any, hostages are permitted to surf the internet. The vast majority of web users have access to all their extremities at all times (minus the occasional jack...
Lesko Takes Home His 58th Green Jacket
April 12, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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DID YOU KNOW?: Golf is not a sport, as it requires little or no actual athleticism.
If Only Crazy Shootout Goals Counted For Eight Points In The Standings
April 10, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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A little too late to do anyone on the Stars any good, but an impressive goal from my boy Mickey Ribs regardless. I blame this entire Dallas Stars season on Elisha Cuthbert and her wanton ways.
Luckily For DirecTV, San Diegans Don’t Follow Professional Organized Athletic Events
April 08, 2009 by
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Because if they did, not being able to watch any of the local team’s games on TV would cause a riot in pretty much every other city.
Is College Hoops Done Yet?
April 06, 2009 by
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I haven’t been this unexcited about the final college hoops game in some time.
Prediction: UNC 200, Michigan State 8.
Cheryl Miller, A-Hole
April 06, 2009 by
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Hey! How about I chew you out for being unprofessional by being vastly less professional? Holy Christ, even Gene Watson wasn’t that concerned about punctuality.
Via NESW Sports.
Alma Mater Shame
April 06, 2009 by
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Via the KC Star:
Students, faculty, and staff at Rutgers University try to break a Guinness World Records for the greatest number of people dressed as Waldo of Where’s Waldo at the State Theatre in New Brunswick on Thursday, April 2, 2009. Some 1,052 people in red and white...
2009 NFL Mock Draft, Version 2.0
April 06, 2009 by
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It’s April and the second installment is way overdue. It’s been quite a while since I’ve had Raider and Eagle fans inform me how little I know about just about everything. My apologies, but document scanning season is like tax season only longer and more intense...
Bears Introduce Jay Cutler At Press Conference, Come Away Thoroughly Impressed
April 06, 2009 by
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Rick Ankiel: “The Name’s Dick.”
April 06, 2009 by
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Via STL Today:
About to turn 30 this year, planning to start a family, and on the brink of free agency’s windfall, Ankiel sees contentment where others see quiet. There is only one thing he’s thinking about changing.
His name.
Ankiel has been preoccupied recently about...
Tirico Suave 2009 NFL Mock Draft V2.0
April 04, 2009 by
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It’s April and the second installment is way overdue. It’s been quite a while since I’ve had Raider and Eagle fans inform me how little I know about just about everything. My apologies, but document scanning season is like tax season only longer and more intense....
Bob Knight Inks Deal With Barnacle Kove
April 02, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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With the sad realization that the coaching profession has passed him by, the economically sound Bob Knight went searching for new opportunities.
And that led him to Barnacle Kove.
Despite having a website that’s caught in 1999’s undertow, Barnacle Kove is a strong competitor...
Brent Barry’s Slam Dunk Trophy To Be Revoked
April 02, 2009 by
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In 1996, Brent Barry won the Slam Dunk Contest.
Brent’s “White Flight” was a defining point for the gravity stricken race. He became the first
Omegle-ing The Pulse Of Perverted Nation
March 31, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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If you haven’t already, you will soon hear all about Omegle.
The anonymous site — which was started by an 18-year-old kid from Vermont — basically rehashes all those memories of skeevy AOL 3.0 chat rooms.
Needless to say, it’s dangerously addictive.
With that...
My New Favorite YouTube Video (Until I Find A New Favorite YouTube Video)
March 31, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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Ok, I admit, I may spoken a little too quickly there. I can’t fathom anything on the interwebs ever dethroning this 40 seconds of perpetual happiness, but if you could put together a list of say, 10-15 videos that you’d show new people you meet as sort of a comedy litmus...
Doesn’t Seth Curry Realize That Only Terrible, Unsavory, Godawful People Attend Duke?
March 31, 2009 by
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Duke’s “Mr. Big Shot” Gunned Down
March 27, 2009 by
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At first glance, I figured Digger’s facial expression in this picture was the result of two things: lack of Preparation H and Metamucil.
Shockingly, it was neither.
This photo highlights the exact moment Mr. Tie-lighter blurted out a line that will forever haunt his career....
John McEnroe Involved In Some Sort Of Art House Shenanigans
March 26, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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You see, I can empathize with John McEnroe in this situation, seeing is how I’m also a collector of rare items who on one or more occasions has had his heart broken.
It Really Snuck Up On Me This Year
March 26, 2009 by
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Turns out, today’s the day when Charles Rogers does some stupid shit, then states his intentions for a comeback.
Via MLive:
“I’m just going to do my 10 days, get out of the court system and try to get in shape for a comeback,” Rogers said Wednesday in a telephone...
Al Harrington Is Singlehandedly Trying To Send Losee To An Early Grave
March 26, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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Al Harrington’s home/road splits for boneheaded techs vs. the Clippers are surprisingly consistent.
Trojan Has The Answer To These Hard Economic Times: Rough Riding
March 26, 2009 by
Tirico Suave
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Yup, time to penetrate into the orgy era.
I love being the bastard child of the Roman Empire.
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