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How to Make Sure You Get Your Pen Back
(click to enlarge) Sick of always losing your pens to inconsiderate pen borrowers? Well with this new pen set, you can make sure you always get them back, though your friends might have a different opinion of you after. Not sure what I mean? Click on the picture enlarge it an read the specifics of [...]
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March 14, 2011
The Worst Music Video of All Time?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CD2LRROpph0 I’m not sure who this is, or where this video game from, but I do know that it has to be one of the worst songs and accompanying videos I’ve ever seen in my life. It really is a wonder that this actually got made. Watch it above, and see if you can make [...]
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March 14, 2011
47 Years of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
I’m always fascinated by what people used to find attractive in different eras. I mean who the hell knew that this woman and that crappy bathing suit would be one of the earliest shots of a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue? I mean think about the stuff you see now? I mean honestly I got two [...]
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March 14, 2011
Remember When These Five Things Were the Internet Norms?
The internet has been around since 1993 but I’m not sure it was really “commercial” or kind of on everyone’s mind until the mid to late 90s. I even go as far as to say probably the mid 2000s is when people realized the internet truly was and is the future of connectivity throughout the [...]
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March 14, 2011
Monday’s Madness: The Hottie Index, Outrageous T-Shirts, and A Human Interest Story
Click on the photo for a week’s hottie index One thing me and my fellow man bloggers take pride in is our ability to spot the latest talent when it comes to the female persuasion. My guys over at Brobible have an acute sense for this stuff just as I do. Way to go guys. [...]
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March 14, 2011
Here’s Why Prince is Awesome
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-Wrs5Whx6w When in the hell have you ever heard the line “Get off the Stage” uttered to Kim Kardashian and she runs right off the stage. P.S. Prince then looks to find a girl who can “get busy” after dissing who I consider to be one of the hottest celebrities on the planet. This guy [...]
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March 13, 2011
Finally, Some Honesty
Hey at least the guy isn’t hiding his feelings right? Good for you bud. Oh yeah, what the hell is a dude that old doing on Chatroulette anyway?
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March 12, 2011
Sarah Shahi Stretching Leads the P.M. Portfolio
Click on the photo for more of Sarah Shahi stretching I don’t often put the same female twice on this site in the same week. However, when my buddy Joe posted Shahi stretching in really tight workout clothes I had to make an exception. Sue me. More exceptions made at Uncoached’s Facebook Page The Portfolio
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March 11, 2011
How to Turn a Bottle into a Drinking Glass
I don’t know about you guys but I’m always interested in having cool pieces of art, glass, furniture, you name it. Stuff that when people look at it say, “interesting, never really seen that before.” I would definitely classify glasses made from bottles as one of these things. And thanks to my guys at Izismile [...]
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March 11, 2011
Guard Dog to Protect Your Weed? Try a Guard Alligator
Guard dogs are well and good and they make a lot of noise, but how do you REALLY deter those trying to steal your weed? A guard alligator bitches. That’s right. A 55-pound alligator was removed from a California home on Monday night after police found it was guarding about 2,300 marijuana plants. Justice department [...]
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March 11, 2011
She’s Uncoachable: Mutt of a Model Laurie Young
If I had to sum up Laurie Young in once sentence here’s what it would be: She’s a 24-year-old Greek, Irish, and Swedish model from Huntington Beach, California who loves to bake and decorate. Ah and her middle name happens to be “Forever.” Yup, that’s her real middle name. I tell ya it might take [...]
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March 11, 2011
Snoop Dogg Really Loves Sea Life
I posted a picture of Snoop Dogg posing with some dolphins a while back, and I figured that would be the last Sea Life Snoop Dogg picture I would see for a while, but it turns out I was wrong. I guess there’s more from his trip to Sea World, as evidenced by this picture [...]
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March 11, 2011
Only in Korea…
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyTTu4Hmx6s Move over Japan, time for Korea to step up with some truly weird ****. This is from a stationary bike trick competition that I thought was going to be a lot crazier than it was. I picture people doing like backflips and handstands on the bike, but from what I see here, most of [...]
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March 11, 2011
Pictures That Girls Probably Meant to Delete….Or Not
Ever get the feeling that every single sexy picture you see of a female that’s online is kind of supposed to be there? You get so many complaints by girls bitching that their pictures shouldn’t be online, etc etc. Give me a break. Sure I get the occasional cheerleader who is pissed that her team [...]
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March 11, 2011
Friday’s Funbag: Enjoying Carla Ossa, I Want a Camaro, and Really Weird Phobias
Click on the photo for more of Carla Ossa Carla is a Colombian model with an amazing body and an odd portfolio of pics. Most of them look like they are out of the Sears catalog, while other ones are the foggy 70s-Penthouse style. Works for me. More things that work at Uncoached’s Facebook Page [...]
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March 11, 2011
The Girlwatcher Leads the P.M. Portfolio
Click on the photo for the hottest girls of the week From Lucy Pinder to Diamond Foxx, it’s been a hell of a week for the SFW Playboy site Smoking Jacket. Their radar is nearly as good as mine when it comes to spotting talent. Way to go guys. More praise can be found at [...]
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March 10, 2011
Kids Who Totally Hate Snowsuits
It’s definitely been a pretty harsh winter and thank God that spring is on the way (well at least in about 10 days it is). The weather is finally perking up, at least by my standards. I think anytime the temperature is above 40 degrees you’re in good shape. But anyway, it doesn’t mean we [...]
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March 10, 2011
Things Not to Leave Behind at a Crime Scene: A Bag of Pee
Alright, we feature a lot of dumb criminal stories on the site here, but this has to be one of my absolute favorite. I know what you’re thinking, how do you leave a bag of pee behind at a robbery? Well friends, listen, for I have a tale for you. The 27-year-old Swede and his [...]
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March 10, 2011
She’s Uncoachable: Is It Possible I Haven’t Posted Jaime Edmonson?
I’m not sure if you guys know Jaime Edmonson by name but you most certainly would recognize her as the girl who loves to pose in sexy sports teams jerseys. Yes, she’s the one that Playboy used for a photo shoot taken in the jersey of every NFL team. That gets my vote for Jaime [...]
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March 10, 2011
Have You Seen Mr. Richie?
This is one of those posts where a caption would only take away from its brilliance, so let me just tip my hat to whoever made this and slowly walk away.
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March 10, 2011
Now THAT’S What I Call a Business Card
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4YBxeDN4tbk If Charlie Sheen wasn’t famous, I think he might be this guy. Now I don’t remember if I’ve featured this video on the site before, but even if I have, it’s worth watching again because it’s that damn awesome. This guy has a theory about how your business card says a lot about you. [...]
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March 10, 2011
International Hotties of Facebook…..Or Not
There are so many random hot girls floating around the internet that us bloggers have a very hard time classifying them. What I mean is, these days people will take random pictures of girls and attach some random title that may in fact having nothing to do with the pictures themselves. So for the pictures [...]
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March 10, 2011
What Would You Do Without Television or Internet?
It’s an extremely difficult question these days. Think about how much your life revolves around these two mediums. You’ve got conversations with your friends that involve your favorite shows. You probably send out at least 20-30 emails a day. You browse the internet from that cubicle in your office for at least 6 hrs out [...]
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March 10, 2011
Thursday’s Throwdown: Sexy Cinematic Psychos, Asian Bunnies, and Unexpected Parties
Click on the photo for the sexiest cinematic psychos I’m not sure why The Roommate is was being pushed so hard. Yeah I get it. Two hot girls, once is obsessed with the other. Wait a second. Forget what I said. Thanks. Anyway, psycho girls have always been around. And I know I like them. [...]
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March 10, 2011
Animals That Have Let Themselves Go
It’s funny how in our society we harp on obesity constantly. Don’t get me wrong. I’m glad that we’re a concerned society. But when’s the last time we looked at our pets? Is it me or are pets getting fatter and fatter these days? We always think it’s cute to see chubby pets but honestly [...]
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March 09, 2011
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