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An Amazing Cleveland Tourist Video
I’ve never been to the city of Cleveland and I’m pretty sure I will never go to the city of Cleveland. Well, if I somehow get a chance to see a Cavs game then I might but I’d probably just wait for them to come to town and trample the Knicks.
I guess (as the video [...]
She’s Uncoachable: What 19-Year-Old Model Shimrit As Wants From a Guy, An Exclusive Uncoached Video
For the first time in history I had a model contact me asking me if she could do a monthly segment on this site. That model happens to be Shimrit As. Do you remember her? If not, here’s a little post to remind you.
I had the pleasure of speaking to this young lass a few [...]
The Myspace Toolbox: Damien Has Put Me in Meterosexual Hell
What best describes me is my faith in JESUS CHRIST, family, others, and myself. I’m not perfect but I strive to be the best. I have a very big heart
What describes me is someone who finds it odd that someone touts Jesus while playing really gay music on his Myspace Page, wearing...
A Fabulous Gallery of Bathing Suits That are Simply Too Small
I don’t really get the obsession with the nipple here in the United States. I mean who made the decision that the nipple is the end all be all deciding factor into whether something is rated R or not? Why does the nipple’s appearance make a site not safe for work? ...
10 Awesome High School Running Back Videos
Every year in football there’s a ton of running backs that dazzle in high school. And every year virtually all of them turn into dust in the NCAA. But ever stop to think about how much better these guys are than their competition while they’re still in high school...
Friday’s Funbag: Geraldine Bazan Gets Soapy, Lingerie Football News, and Letterman is the Man
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I can’t say I’m a huge fan of the name Geraldine but given this chick is foreign I think I can let it slide. Oh yeah that and the fact that she poses naked at least 50% of the time. Now how come our soap stars don’t [...]
Hotties in the Wild Lead the PM Portfolio
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It’s that time again. That time to look at girls you think you’d have a shot at in real life. The kind that hope that someday they’ll get to be on The Hills or some other lame reality show where they...
Ridiculously Nice High Schools and Colleges From Around the World
It’s not that my high school wasn’t nice. In fact it was pretty awesome. However, one would have to think that in the last 12 years that the advancements in many high schools across the country and around the globe would warrant better facilities.
Granted I live in...
This Numa Numa Guy Might Be the Best Guy Ever
I really don’t have much to say here other than I can’t even imagine how much fun it would be to hang out with this guy. Well, actually it would probably suck but getting drunk with him would definitely be an experience.
I’m still in awe at the tremendous amount...
She’s Uncoachable: Bikini Model Theresa Correa
I throw around the word “ridiculous” pretty often. But never have I been more serious in describing a body like that of Theresa Correa than using the word ridiculous.
I mean there is just zero shame and zero doubt what this girl is about in her pictures: sex appeal...
The Myspace Toolbox: Adam Sharp is Proof Men like Women’s Clothes
Call me crazy but I’m a T-Shirt and jeans guy. I will never wear designer anything unless it’s a suit. I don’t need knife tipped sharp shoes. I don’t need ruffles on a collar, 600 dollar sunglasses, and I don’t have to put my hair into a faux mohawk...
For Those of you That Enjoy Guitar Hero, You Might Like This…
For those of you who don’t know, some of the songs in Guitar Hero are pretty awesome. But did you know that those songs are performed by actual artists in real life? Artists who if you have money, you can buy a ticket to go to a public place and actually see them perform the [...]
I Dedicate This Post to Hot College Girls Grabbing Boobs
Well, I’ve figured it out. Sex sells. Oh, you guys didn’t know that? I’ve also figured a few other things out. Anyone who doesn’t agree that college was the best time of their lives was clearly either an athlete in college or a 100% antisocial loser...
The Most Noteworthy Yahoo Baseball Player Profile Pictures: Part 1
I imagine that many of you out there are in Fantasy Baseball leagues. And while I’ve tried most systems, I tend to find Yahoo’s platform to be the easiest (and how could you not love Preston from customer service? what a gentleman).
And when you’ve been through...
Thursday’s Throwdown: Emily Scott Starts Us Off, Strip Clubs are Dangerous, and Maria Venus
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I’d like to take a moment to congratulate Emily Scott on being featured on this site at least 5 times. There aren’t too many members of the “5 Times” club here at Uncoached. I’d rather it mean I “had...
Monica Bellucci Leads the PM Portfolio
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It’s official. Monica Bellucci has to be the hottest celebrity over 40. The woman is 44 for Christ’s sake. I can’t take it anymore. If I don’t see her in some kind of MILF movie like immediately I might throw...
A Gallery of Incredibly Fat Animals
I’m curious if it’s the same people that let their kids get obese who also let their animals put on 50 extra pounds. Don’t get me wrong, it’s kind of cute and funny to see a gigantic dog whereas a 5 year old human weighing over 100 lbs is cause for major...
The Most Vomit Worthy Shower Singing Video
The least this broad could have done was take her top off but Jesus I’m not sure that would be good for anyone. I’ve seen some bad singing in my day but this is beyond terrible.
I’m sure Whitney Houston would thoroughly enjoy hearing her hit get completely butchered...
She’s Uncoachable: Ursula Vargues is Argentinean
Isn’t that awesome? Another sexy lady from Argentina. Anything else on her? The answer is no. However if you type Ursula Vagues into Google and click on images you’ll be happy to find a picture of her cooking while topless.
I would have guessed since a picture...
The Myspace Toolbox: Will DJ Seko Invade America?
I don’t know man. These British Columbia rappers and DJ’s are pretty smoove yo. Yeah I’ma talk like dis yo. Let’s see if I can write an entire two sentences using literal spellings of lame phrases that DJ Seko uses.
How y’all feeling tanight...
OK, Let’s Get Something Straight: Thomas Beatie is a Woman
From the Times
Thomas Beatie, believed to be the world’s first ‘pregnant man’, has given birth to his second child in America.
The transgender man gave birth to a healthy baby boy, as yet unnamed, who joins Mr Beatie’s one-year-old daughter, Susan Juliette.
Announcing...
The Miami Caliente Team of the Lingerie Football League Gets After It
I know that you’ve all seen pictures of the Lingerie Football League. You’ve probably also seen pictures of the tryouts for one of my favorite teams in the league: The Miami Caliente. But as I’ve stated before, I want to surprise you readers.
And would you...
Wednesday’s Wash: Sexy Sidewinder Boobs, Hotties in the Wild, and WAGs go to Dinner
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Just when you think there aren’t any more creative terms for boob shots, out comes the sidewinder boob. We’ve got the underboob and sideboob. Now? Now it’s the sidewinder. The from the back but so big they...
10 of the Worst Rodeo Accidents I’ve Ever Seen
Seriously though, can we really call these accidents? What do you expect when you put a human onto a bull or horse that has virtually NEVER had a human on top of them, or have been tamed?
I think that rodeo guys and gals are about the toughest breed of human there is. I also think [...]
Missouri Hooters Bikini Car Wash Leads the PM Portfolio
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This weekend, in true Missouri fashion, the Hooters bikini car wash ladies toned it down a notch by rubbing down a more realistic local car - the four-door white Subaru.
More car wash worthy chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Group...
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