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I’m Always Up for a Good Roller Coaster Reaction
I for one am not a big fan of the Roller Coaster ride. I think my relationship with my wife is enough. Ba dum ching! Man I’m amazing. Seriously though, I’ve always gotten nauseous at the thought of the free fall and the stomach losing itself. That doesn’...
One of the Weirdest “Sex” Scenes of All Time
This is the same dude who’s in the classic “Best Fight Scene Ever” clip that everyone posts. I guess this is considered a rape scene or something? But it’s not. This is the dude’s girlfriend.
Wait until you see what this guy is thinking about while...
She’s Uncoachable: Fun and Cutesy Actress Arielle Kebbel
Honestly I couldn’t think of better adjectives for Arielle Kebbel than “fun” and “cutesy.” She just has that look where I’d like to put her in my pocket and walk her home on a boardwalk somewhere.
On the other hand she kind of looks like a hybrid...
The Myspace Toolbox: Eric Soler Tries Way too Hard
Eric Soler is a Nuyorican (Puerto Rican born and raised in New York) soul brother who likes to say that he knows a bit about fashion and the arts as well as how to entertain! He organizes hosts and promotes parties at nightclubs, lounges and bars all over New York City.
This guy is far from [...]
Goodbye To Rickie Weeks and the Rest of My Fantasy Baseball Season
I’m not sure why drafting Rickie Weeks (albeit in the 18th round), Carlos Delgado, and Vladimir Guerrero would lead me to believe I had any shot at a title this year, but clearly I must have been and still am delusional.
It was a nice tease. A lovely beginning to what could...
It’s Nothing to Be Ashamed Of: A Gallery Computer Generated Hotties
Bottom line, it’s where we’re headed folks. And while many disagree strongly with this stuff, and I do too to a large extent, computers are running the show now, and will be even more so within minutes. So as human interaction lessons, bring in the virtual props...
10 Great Moments with Bob Barker
I’m sure now that Bob Barker is retired he’ll have plenty of time to watch The Price is Right with Drew Carey. More importantly he’ll have plenty of time to play with animals and hit on young women. But who is Bob Barker really?
Well in actuality he’s...
Just the Tip Tuesday: Bridget Moynahan Starts It, Preakness Overflow, and College Lady Football
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I’m not gonna lie here. I think that in a long term showdown, Bridget might win the battle with Gisele. Yeah that’s right, I said it. I’m talking about wife material here. Moynahan is definitely hot, probably will be...
Jenna Brooke Leads the PM Portfolio
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Jenna’s got one of those evil faces. I like evil faces. The kind of face that you want nothing to do with in a relationship but every bit to do with in a casual sexual encounter that will never take place in real life.
More Fantasy girls at [...]
10 Brutal Food Examples from “This is Why You’re Fat”
I don’t know if any of you have seen the site “This is Why You’re Fat.” If you haven’t then I’d highly suggest it. And you wonder why people in America are so overweight. I mean do people spend countless hours thinking of concoctions that...
The Song “Funkytown” Remix with Old Computer Equipment
I know that Funkytown is an old classic, but every single time I hear it I think of the movie Dumb and Dumber.
In any event, I’m liking this new craze of hit songs on computer parts. It’s very creative.
OK, that’s all.
She’s Uncoachable: Romanian Model and Singer Alina Puscau
Discovered in her hometown of Bucharest, Romania, Alina Puscau became an overnight sensation as a model. With her lithe 5-foot-9 (176 cm) frame, her long brown hair, full lips and piercing green eyes, her looks were an instant hit. At 16, she won the Elite Model Look, which launched...
The Myspace Toolbox: Kev Thinks He Likes Rap
Kev $$ or whatever the hell this guy is, is one of those guys I’m 100% convinced doesn’t like rap music. This is the type of guy that sat in his room alone trying to memorize all the lyrics of rap songs so that he could sound cool to people he was trying to be [...]
10 Women I Would Have Sex with Just to Say I Did
I cannot wait for the amount of comments I’m going to receive from women on this one. Ladies, relax. Just relax. It’s all fun and games, and it’s not like any of these women give a rat’s ass about me anyway. So anyway, men. We’ve all had...
These Have to Be 10 of the Worst Music Videos of All Time
I’ve seen lists of the worst videos of all time. Take this one for example. I mean come on. Did these guys really do their research? When you’re talking bad videos do you really want to refer to songs that were hits at the time? I don’t think that’...
The Best Part of This Year’s Preakness was Sara Ingram
I had no clue who Sara Ingram was before yesterday, but if I have to take a guess this is by far the best highlight picture from this year’s Preakness.
That is all.
Monday Madness: Now I like Joakim Noah, The Naked Suit Porn Dilemma, and a Porn Watcher’s Nightmare
Click on the picture for more of Joakim enjoying St. Barts
Eh, I guess losing in the playoffs really isn’t that bad if you have cans in St. Barts like that waiting for you. If you haven’t seen any of these pictures yet I highly recommend you peruse them. I’m...
Sunday’s Picture of the Week: Rick Astley would Never
My buddy Chris sent this to me a couple of weeks ago and I sure hope that Rick Astley got it. Just in case any of you were in the dark about what Mr. Astley would never do, this pie graph should clear up any confusion.
Thanks and have a nice day.
Sports Sunday: Miami/Florida International Brawl
This is pretty amazing considering that you really don’t see football fights too often. In fact you pretty much never see them. I would imagine that Florida International must have been pretty annoyed that their school has zero recognition for sports.
Welcome Isiah Thomas...
Sexy Saturday: Hot Car Model Shannon Czyz
This Shannon Czyz was born to be a car model. Actually she was just born to be hot. Here’s a little tidbit I found on her in an interview.
What’s the best practical joke you’ve ever pulled on someone? “Putting a male blowup doll in my boyfriend’s bed one night...
The Weekend Wash: Get Ready for the Preakness, Pissing in your Armpit, and Autumn Reeser
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Yay! It’s a bunch of horses running around in circles! I never understood horse racing and I never will. What I do understand are excuses to get wasted and watch chicks flashing large crowds. OK well maybe I now understand...
Some Hottie Named Aerin Leads the PM Portfolio
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I have absolutely no clue who this Aerin girl is but I do know one thing: when legs that long are staring you in the face like that it’s a good thing. Potentially a dangerous thing, but a good thing. Dangerous because….wait what...
A Random Selection of Ten Weird Beds
Considering that nearly one third of our lives are spent in bed, choosing a mattress as well as a foundation to sleep on is an important decision in one’s life. I mean where else are you going to pass out from drunken nights? Where else are you going to have one night...
Possibly The Best Slow Song Ever: “On My Own,” Paul Delph
As most of you know I’m a huge fan of the old Jean Claude Van Damme classics. Well it certainly doesn’t get any better than Bloodsport. And perhaps one of the more overlooked features of this movie is the sick soundtrack.
I mean you really can’t mess with “...
She’s Uncoachable: My Favorite Belly Dancer, Brit Ameera
According to Brit Ameera’s Myspace Profile:
Ameera is a trained Middle Eastern Cabaret bellydancer. She is currently studying Cabaret, Egyptian, Khaliji, Turkish, Andalusian, and Polynesian influences of bellydance. Her style can be characterized as a mixture of many influences...
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