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The "Redeem Team" Beats China: Irrational Hate, Truth, and a Five-Point Summary
August 10, 2008 by
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I, like President Bush, was one of one billion fans who chose to watch the "Redeem Team" take on Yao Ming and his Chinese brethren. The United States won by an unknown (to me) final score. I, like President Bush, stopped watching when the game was over instead of when the...
This Year in Hilariously Awkward NBA Photo Shoots: Rookie Edition
July 29, 2008 by
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Every summer, the NBA gathers its rookies together for a publicity photo shoot, and every summer, I become more and more convinced the photographers try to make the pictures fun creating awkward poses. This year, the rookies -- especially Joe Alexander -- are hilarious as ever.
Two WV Basketball Players Arrested at Pirates Game
July 29, 2008 by
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What lengths would underage boys go to for a little alcohol? Two West Virginia basketball players, both 20, were willing to suffer through a Pirates baseball game. That is, if they were able to taste the sweet victory of beer. Unfortunately for Joe Mazzulla and Cameron Thoroughman...
White Sox Fan Beaten By Cubs Fans, Loses Eye
July 29, 2008 by
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Disturbing news out of Chicago today: Drunken Cubs fans acted like drunken Cubs fans. That wasn't good news for the lone White Sox backer in the group:
Great T-Shirt for Evil-Minded Mets Fans!
July 28, 2008 by
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Shea Stadium is as dangerous as ever: Another fan fell off the escalator, leading to serious injuries. Man, riding on the handrails might not have been a great idea.
Here at the Undrafted Free Agent, little sympathy is spared for stupidity. As such, we have created a t-shirt for...
NBA Free Agent X: "Europe is a Possibility"
July 25, 2008 by
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Days after Josh Childress shook the basketball landscape by signing with Greek powerhouse Olympiakos, another up-and-comer is fielding offers from European clubs.
Dirk is a Victorious Crybaby and an Olympian
July 21, 2008 by
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Germany clinched its first Olympic birth since 1992 on Sunday with a win over Puerto Rico. Surely, Dirk Nowitzki and native American turned German Chris Kaman were thrilled. In Dirk's case, he turned to tears.
WKU Football Team Goes Door-to-Door Selling Tickets
July 18, 2008 by
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Are you having trouble drawing fans to your football games? Do you want to create a connection with the fans while building team chemistry? Would you like to gain a better understanding of the business of college football? Well, if you are play for Western Kentucky's football team...
Video: Papelbon and Wife Threatened By New York Fans
July 17, 2008 by
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Who would threaten a pregnant women? If she is carrying Jonathan Papelbon's baby and is his wife, a small minority of Yankee fans would. Or, at the very least, they would create a situation that makes her feel threatened. That's what happened during MLB's All-Star parade...
What You Could Have Done With the 4 Hours and 50 Minutes You Spent Watching an Exhibition Baseball Game
July 16, 2008 by
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Last night's All-Star game was the longest in MLB history, clocking in at 4 hours and 50 minutes. The Undrafted Free Agent has 10 things you could have done instead of watching the entire game. By the 14th inning, they all sounded like pretty good options to me.
Baseball's Great Managerial Ejections and Meltdowns
July 14, 2008 by
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Umps are the regular targets of fans, players, and managers alike. The fan voices his displeasure from the stands or his couch. The players, on occasion, will get in the ump's face. However, the great umpire confrontations are between managers and the men in blue. So, we ask, which...
From Beer Bath to Addiction: A Short Play
July 11, 2008 by
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The year is 2021. Our play begins in a Milwaukee therapist's office with Matt Hart, the now sixteen-year old son of Milwaukee Brewer Corey Hart. Hart is discussing his growing addiction. Let's join them mid-conversation.
Leave Brett Alone!
July 10, 2008 by
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After seeing all these bullies pick on Brett Favre , I decided to channel my inner Chris Crocker and tell you all to leave Brett alone!
BREAKING NEWS: Jews Can Play Baseball, Too!
July 09, 2008 by
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JTA, the self-described global news service of Jewish people, has a breaking news story for you: Jews make baseball all-star squads!
Beasley Shows Why Summer League Games Mean Nothing
July 09, 2008 by
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Over the span of two days and two games, Miami Heat forward Michael Beasley proved summer league games, in the grand scheme of things, mean little to nothing.
The Boz Helps Rescue Woman, Becomes "Former NFL Star"
July 08, 2008 by
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Former Oklahoma Sooners and Seattle Seahawks linebacker Brian Bosworth made a big stop this weekend by stopping to help a woman trapped in her crushed car. The rescue was successful, and most people wouldn't have bothered to help, so good job Boz! In other Boz-related news, when...
Sonics Officially Ripped Away from Seattle, and Nobody Seems to Care
July 03, 2008 by
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The Saga in Seattle is over, and the Kevin Durants (a temporary name, I would assume) are on their way to Oklahoma, ending an era in a great basketball city. The NBA still doesn't care.
10 Biggest Little Napoleon Complexes in Sports
July 01, 2008 by
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In the sports world, which is dominated by size, there are bound to be a few figures lacking such girth. Just look at Nate Robinson. But which ten sports figures have the biggest little Napoleon complexes? Here's the list!
Kobe Raps to Rip on Shaq for Everything!
June 27, 2008 by
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We are guessing that Kobe will decline to reply to Shaq with a rap of his own. So, we figured we would write a rap for him!
Top 10 Bizarre Baseball Injuries of All-Time
June 26, 2008 by
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Who knew adjusting a pillow could be so dangerous? Brandon Inge, who "couldn't even make this up," pulled his oblique Monday night after he stretched out to move his pillow. He is expected to miss two weeks. Baseball has had its fair share of bizarre injuries, and Inge...
Strippers Crash Kids Golf Tournament
June 25, 2008 by
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Eagle Trace Golf Course scheduled a youth tournament for ages 7 to 12 on Monday morning. Later that evening, the golf course was going to be reserved for the adults. More specifically, the patrons of Shotgun Willie's Strip Club. Around 70 strippers were to caddy in their annual...
Safeties: A Look at Their Skills, Duties, and Differences
June 25, 2008 by
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The importance of the safety position to defenses varies across the NFL, depending upon scheme and defensive preference. But for the most part, the general idea behind the safety is to be the last line of defense for your team, preventing plays from going the distance. As always, there...
Today's Lesson For Kids: Don't Flash Your Loaded Gun
June 24, 2008 by
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New Orleans Hornets Rasual Butler was arrested Monday morning and charged for carrying a concealed weapon and wrongful display of a firearm after threatening club-goers with a loaded gun. He maintains "[he's] a professional athlete, [he] didn't do anything wrong."...
Peculiar Soccer Moments: A Naked Coach-Carrier and Spaniards Eying Sunbathers
June 24, 2008 by
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El Salvador wins a soccer match, but the coach's reward is to be carried off the field by some naked guy? A Spanish coach (I think) is caught staring at a plus-sized sunbather? Yes, these are the moments only pictures can truly depict.
Steven Jackson Brutalized in Colon-Cleansing Procedure
June 23, 2008 by
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Too often, money hungry NFL players are just full of shit when it comes to their contract demands. St. Louis Rams running back Steve Jackson isn't demanding more guaranteed money or anything like that. Still, his girlfriend suggested he get his system cleaned out with a colonic...
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