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Onward to Baltimore - Good Guys Blank the Browns 30 - 0
Ahh, the sweet splendor of victory.Well, ol' WhoDave's gameplan for yesterday's game hit a bit of a snag when I realized I'd booked my flight for 4:45 pm, thus making it nearly impossible for me to watch the entire game at my bar of choice, O'Bryon's. For those...
I Have Heard the Future
Well, it's been a fairly slow week out here in L.A., as the entire entertainment industry, of which I am an unfortunate member, slows to a crawl during the month of December. Luckily, this left me with plenty of time to confer with one of the greatest minds of our time. A man revered...
Bryant Gumbel is Awesome
Ok, it's still early in the fourth quarter, but how funny is it that Bryant Gumbel keeps pronouncing Rashad Jeanty's last name "ZHAN-tee"? He must have seen Jeanty's CFL experience and made some sort of Quebec connection, then figured he could impress Collinsworth...
Pussy Ass NFL Sides with Carey
Big shocker here, folks: on the weekly NFL Network program where Mike Pereira defends (to a fault) his referrees, he maintained that Mike Carey made the right call on the controversial roughing the passer penalty.I've watched this segment a few times, and I find it pretty interesting...
I'm Still Giddy
Ok, real quick, before someone in the party-pooping department takes it down, go on over to the official Bengals site and check out this headline. Yeah, I thought that might do something for you.For the link-challenged, the copywriting geniuses over at Bengals.com decided that "...
Tonight is the Night
There's a good argument to be made that the success of the Bengals' 2006 campaign hinges on a very important match up against the Ravens tonight. If we could've eked out an extra victory or two earlier in the season, this game wouldn't be as important. Alas, we'...
Bengals / Panthers Preview
The tables have finally turned, and I think that's a good thing.While the Bengals are still a three point favorite in Vegas, nearly every sports website I could find picked the Panthers to win this one, and I couldn't be happier. We are the underdog once again.I suppose the...
Evil Starting to Contemplate Suicide - Good Guys Win Fourth Straight 27-10
Four in a row is nice. Granted, two of those teams were the Oakland Raiders and the Cleveland Browns, but a win's a win, right?As I said earlier this season, this 2006 version of the Bengals fairs pretty well against inferior teams, the "should win" games. So I wasn&...
Tragedy Takes a Week Off - Good Guys Win 31-16
Well, it was nice, I'll have to admit that. It was nice not having my Sunday ruined by a Cincinnati loss yesterday, but the naysayer in me can't entirely appreciate this victory. For one, the Ravens continued their streak of good football by getting the better of the Atlanta...
I Am a Total Loser -- But Check out These Awesome Pics of my Cat
WhoDave's mom really came through last weekend -- my cat Piggy is now the proud owner of a Bengals neckerchief, and I think it's rad. But don't take my word for it:But wait! There's more! Even Piggy knows that Tory James can't tackle worth a damn. Don't fret...
Bleh
Well, ol' WhoDave has been sick as a dog this week, thus the lack of posts.While I don't have definitive proof that last week's debacle against the Falcons is responsible for my ailment, I have my suspicions.Moving right along, the Bengals go into their first big "...
Evil on Quite a Roll - Good Guys Lose (Again) 49-41
There really aren't any words to describe the anguish involved in blowing a 21 point lead. Since I'm fairly confident that anyone reading this right now knows EXACTLY what I'm talking about, I won't even try.Here's a pretty fair game summary:Our offense exploded...
Evil Triumphs - Good Guys Lose 29-27
I'm completely deflated after yesterday's game.And so I will stay mum until my tiny brain has time to process this travesty.Give me a day here, gang.
Criminal Update
According the Cincinnati Enquirer, Chris "Dope Game" Henry's court date for his DUI arrest has been pushed to Nov. 27th. This delay effectively gives Chris a window to actually play games before he is inevitably suspended AGAIN for his illicit activities.
Nothing is Finer Than Beating Carolina - Good Guys Win 17-14
In front of a sell-out crowd at Paul Brown Stadium, the Bengals narrowly defeated the Carolina Panthers on Sunday, snapping a two game losing streak.This was a nerve wracking game.The Bengals' offense didn't really show up in the first half, going 3 and out for their first...
Thursday Notes
A lot going on with the Bengals this week, so let's just dive right in.Chris Henry Will Probably Start on SundayThis is a good thing, no two ways about it. You can hem and haw about how Marvin needs to send Henry a message, or something like that, but the bottom line is that we...
Evil Triumphs Yet Again - Good Guys Lose 26 - 20
Sigh.The Bengals dropped an important game against the Ravens yesterday, dropping to 4-4, two games behind Baltimore in the AFC North.This just wasn't our game. Yeah, the non-call for pass interference on 4th down was bullshit, and there were a few other questionable calls in the...
Bengals / Falcons Preview
It's the most wonderful time of the week, folks. On Sunday our beloved Cincinnati Bengals will host the 4-2 Atlanta Falcons at Paul Brown Stadium. After last week's somewhat boring game (come on, that first half was BRUTAL), I'm really hoping that the Bengals put on at...
Tab Perry is Done
Tab Perry was placed on the IR list today, meaning he is done for the season. I'm bummed out about this development, but what can you do? I just wish I had more faith in Antonio Chatman, who hasn't shown me much this year.But now that Chris Perry is back, you think they'...
Alright
Man, I have avoided this post for three weeks now.I know I said I was going to come back here, hell or high water, and write about the Bengals, but after getting kicked in the junk three weeks straight, I just didn't have it in me. Basically because I am a giant *****.As some of...
Oh Yeah . . .
Did anyone else think that Al Michaels was drunk on SNF the other night? Ok, I know that was two whole days ago, but it left a lasting impression on me.He was apoplectic about the refereeing, and that was funny enough, but he kept yelling, making strange comments, and generally acting...
Jesus
Another Bengal gets arrested. At the club. For assaulting a police officer. Sigh.Begin scene:EXT. THE RED DOOR NIGHTCLUBA long line of clubgoers winds around the side of the club. Mostly white guys in ugly shirts. A black Escalade rolls onto the scene. REGGIE gets out of the car wearing...
Evil Gets Kicked in the Junk on National TV - Good Guys Win 13-7
Simply wonderful.The Bengals were dominant tonight, and they absolutely deserved this win.That flea flicker play made my day, week, and quite possibly my November.Tune in tomorrow for my thoughts on this wonderful, wonderful game.
**** Bryant Gumbel
He had to say "The Bengals now have two shutouts in a row" when there was still two minutes on the clock. Are you kidding me? You mean nobody sat him down and told him the jinx rules of sports before they put him on the air?His stock just plummetted. I'm taking a bath...
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