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Brothers Give Bills Thumbs Up
1) The brothers are back doling out nuts and straps. Fred "The Head" Jahttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifckson is on their list. No surprise there; the guy's nick-name is THE HEAD!2) Are the Bills destined for the playoffs or just destined to go 8-8 after a hot start? Playoffs? PLAYOFFS???3) The Bills D has been somewhere between bad and mediocre. So which is it?...
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October 29, 2011
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Eagles Predictions
With the Brothers once again unavailable, here's our predictions for the game.Bennett: Eagles 31, Bills 27.Riley: Bills 31, Eagles 27. I admit, I saw Bennett's prediction, so I'm tweaking him a bit. I think that he's right that it'll be a high scoring game. Neither defense has proven any ability to stop an opposing offense. The speed on the Eagles offense gives...
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October 09, 2011
Bengals Predictions
With the Brothers yet again slacking, here are our predictions.Riley: Bills 24, Bengals 17. Here's what scares me about this match-up, and it's not this whole "trap game" idea. This team has been through too much to take Cincinnati lightly. The Bengals have a very strong offensive line. The Bills line has been playing out of its mind, by some metrics the best in...
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October 02, 2011
Pats Predictions
In the name of transparency, here are the Brothers' predictions for today's game. Bennett predicts the Pats 31-Bills 17. Riley says Bills 35-Pats 31.Here's what I'm thinking, other than a blatant desire to be a contrarian. Are the Bills likely to win this game? No. The Pats have a decade of success in their coach and quarterback, who at the outset of the 2011 season...
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September 25, 2011
Bills Opener Stroke of Genius
1) The Bills went to KC and trounced the reigning AFC West division chamhttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifps. Oh man was it beautiful to watch.2) The brothers hand out the not-so-coveted "Mike Gandy Award," doled out to the Bills player most likely to suck this season.3) Bennett has been doing a lot of traveling, and wants to know what's up with all the porn in the...
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September 15, 2011
Bills Weave in Reinforcements
1) The Bills went 4-12 last season, but at this point Bennett can't even remember that. The brothers take a look back at the disappointing but entertaining 2010 campaign.2) With the third pick in the draft, the Bills select someone who will suck. Fortunately, the Bills didn't do that this year. (Check out Michael Jasper.)3) Tom Modrak is finally out as the head guy at One...
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May 22, 2011
Bills, Bills, Bills...Ho!!!
1) The Bills went to Cincinnati and bitch-slapped the toothless Bengals. Lots of guys brought their nuts, but one DB only brought his strap.2) The Bills get a taste of the best when they face off with the Big Date Raper and the Steelers. The boys from Buffalo sure have looked good in recent weeks, but the brothers are convinced they'll be coming back to earth come Sunday.3) After...
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November 27, 2010
0-7, BUT BILLS MCRIBBIN' GOOD
1) The Bills lost consecutive OT games, but the brothers like what they saw.2) The Bears meet up with the Bills in Toronto, site of some of the dullest games in Bills history. Can the Bills finally get a W over one of the most overrated teams in the NFL?3) Buddy Nix shocked Bills fans earlier this week when he put in a claim for "Lights Out" Merriman. While he's...
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November 06, 2010
Bills in Toilet
1) The Bills stunk up The Ralph again on Sunday, and the place was littered with jock-straps. Pick one.2) What do Fruity Pebbles and porn have in common? Listen in for the scoop.3) Beloved Beast Mode was finally shipped out of town for a fourth round draft pick. The brothers mourn his departure. Who else on the Bills is likely to get arrested for carrying a 9mm, and hit some chick...
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October 23, 2010
Bills Stink Up Cheese Country
1) The Bills stunk up Green Bay, and the brothers struggle to find someone who actually brought their nuts to the game. How 'bout the pilot who got the team there? Done.2) Chan Gailey announced that Fitz is stepping in for Captain Checkdown. Riley thinks Fitz will give the team the best chance to win, while Bennett just thinks he gives the Bills the best chance to not suck...
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September 21, 2010
Strap-O-Licious
1) The Bills surprised no one, and stunk it up in the season opener against Miami. With so many jockstraps to go around, who will the brothers choose? Dave Andreychuck, anyone???2) Clinton Portis uttered some craziness about female journalists in locker rooms. Guess who's coming to Clinton's defense? It's Riley!3) No matter what the big-wigs at 2 Bills Drive say,...
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September 18, 2010
Cutting to the Chase
1) The Bills got down to 53 by jettisoning former second round pick James Hardy. Goodbye James, we hardly knew ya.2) Mom and dad pay a visit to Riley and Bennett in their respective cities. What's this have to do with peeing in the sink? Listen in for the details.3) Linebacker Kawika Mitchell's now out for the season. Bennett was convinced the guy was pretty much done...
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September 11, 2010
Pain in the Ass
1) Except for that homer from Tonawanda, everyone thinks the Bills are going to blow this season. Could this be the worst Bills team ever?2) Bennett went down to Mexico and came back with a vicious case of 'rhoids. Ouch.3) Some pissed-off teens heckled the Bills at practice this week. Is it appropriate to heckle your own team? The brothers debate.4) Riley's making the...
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August 28, 2010
Banking on the Draft
1) The Bills go into this week's draft with plenty o' holes to fill. Offensive line? Quarterback? Nose tackle? The brothers discuss.2) Donte Whitner, master of the tweet, recently tweeted that he'd just finished up doing his nails and was ready for a nap. Hey Donte, stop tweeting and start figuring out why you suck.3) Vezina stud Ryan Miller has a hot-ass girlfriend....
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April 21, 2010
Looking Back...In Anger!
1) With the draft quickly approaching, the brothers take a look back at the 2009 draft. Aaron Maybin, are you officially a bust yet?2) Bennett had his first bowl of Count Chocula and he's pretty excited about it. Anything better than The Count? Maybe some Little Debbie snack cakes.3) With the decade having come to a close, many fans are putting together their all decade team...
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March 26, 2010
Bills Need Rehab
1) The season ended months ago, and just now are the brothers finally able to speak of THE HORROR that took place over those sixteen games.2) Tiger Woods is still in rehab over his "sex addiction" issues. Is there such a thing as sex addiction. Riley and Bennett debate.3) Chan Gailey was brought in. Riley liked the hire. Bennett's horrified. And what does Chan Gailey...
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March 13, 2010
Countdown to Colonoscopy
1) The brothers took last week off, and the Bills did the same. Stinky, stinky jockstraps everywhere, even upstairs.2) Ralph made his big hire for the GM position. Bill Cowher? Mike Shannahan? Bill Parcells? Nope. Some old dude no one's ever heard of. Great. Thanks, Ralph!3) Dick Clark helped ring in the new year, stroked out and all. Dick, please stay home December 31; you&...
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January 01, 2010
Bills Bad, Chiefs Worse
1) The Bills went down to Kansas City and came back with a victory. Yes, the Bills are still bad. But at least they're not as bad as the lowly Chiefs.2) Reports out of New England allege that the man best known for his work as the Patriot mascot was arrested in some kind of prostitution ring. Just the thought of that guy in his suit getting worked over by some Thai hooker makes...
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December 19, 2009
Fewelled Up
1) The Bills finally came through in the fourth quarter, thanks to the likes of Fred Jackson and Ricky Williams. Stick to passing the blunt, Ricky!2) P. Fewell's 1-1 as a head coach, and everyone's ready to hand the guy the head coaching job. Riley and Bennett aren't quite convinced.3) Riley headed in for a CT scan this week and got a bunch of crapped pumped into his...
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December 01, 2009
Bills Can't Turn Corner
1) The Bills went down to Jacksonville, played okay for about forty-five minutes, then lost. Sound familiar? Oh yeah.2) You know you're a Bills fan when you: A) Make love to your woman in a Don Beebe jersey B) Have a podcast and blog devoted to the Bills even though they let you down year after year C) Pee in the sink D) All of the above3) Bothered by all the knee injuries in...
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November 25, 2009
No More Dicking Around
1) The Bills laid another fourth quarter egg, but you can't put the blame on Fred "Head" Jackson. The guy always brings his nuts.2) The frozen head (that's Ralph, for those of you playing at home) finally got rid of Dick, even though "he's such a nice guy." The brothers don't care how nice Dick was, they're just glad he's gone.3) Titans...
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November 18, 2009
Ballhawk Byrd Flies High
1) The Bills were dominated on the stat sheet against to Carolina, but thanks to a misfiring Jake Delhome and rookie leather-lover J. Byrd, the Bills hobbled out of Carolina with another W.2) Jets QB Marc Sanchez took a little time during last Sunday's game to order himself a hotdog...with mustard. Okay or not okay? The brothers debate.3) The guy who put up the "Fire Dick...
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October 29, 2009
Sanchize: You Suck!
1) The Bills intercepted Marc Sanchez five times, leading to the Bills first AFC East victory in, well, a long ass time. Kudos to the defensive backs who made it happen.2) Is it okay to read a newspaper left by some dude in the office bathroom? The brothers debate.3) You're Ralph Wilson for a day. Would you fire the coaching staff? Get a new GM? Freeze your head like Ted Williams...
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October 21, 2009
Miami Meltdown
1) The Bills went down to Florida and laid an all-time stinker. Thanks for getting the team prepared, Dick!2) None too pleased with Dick's performance, the brothers wonder if the guy should get canned.3) Bennett's co-worker has taken to sneaking snacks into the bathroom. Is this appropriate work-place behavior? The brothers debate.4) Jackson or Lynch? Huddle or no-huddle...
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October 09, 2009
Saints March on Bills
1) The Saints rolled into The Ralph and waited until late in the game to roll right over the Bills. Donte Whitner brought his nuts, while a certain number one draft pick only brought his jock strap.2) TO didn't catch a pass for the first time in a decade. How long before the big guy blows a gasket? Riley thinks it's coming...and soon.3) The new Seattle uniforms are unquestionably...
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September 30, 2009
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