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No More Dicking Around
6 days ago by
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1) The Bills laid another fourth quarter egg, but you can't put the blame on Fred "Head" Jackson. The guy always brings his nuts.2) The frozen head (that's Ralph, for those of you playing at home) finally got rid of Dick, even though "he's such a nice guy...
Houston, We Have a Problem
21 days ago by
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1) The Bills D stood strong, but the offense was more than a little offensive. Another signature Dick Jauron loss. Thanks, Dick!2) The brothers are up and tweeting, but Bennett's not sure if he can figure this whole thing out. And does he really still have a VCR?3) Caron Butler...
Ballhawk Byrd Flies High
26 days ago by
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1) The Bills were dominated on the stat sheet against to Carolina, but thanks to a misfiring Jake Delhome and rookie leather-lover J. Byrd, the Bills hobbled out of Carolina with another W.2) Jets QB Marc Sanchez took a little time during last Sunday's game to order himself a hotdog...
Sanchize: You Suck!
October 21, 2009 by
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1) The Bills intercepted Marc Sanchez five times, leading to the Bills first AFC East victory in, well, a long ass time. Kudos to the defensive backs who made it happen.2) Is it okay to read a newspaper left by some dude in the office bathroom? The brothers debate.3) You're Ralph...
Cleveland Steamer
October 13, 2009 by
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1) The Bills put on one of the worst, most pathetic displays of what some actually had the gall to call "football." Straps aplenty.2) Dick is on his way out, either in the next couple weeks or at season's end. Where's he headed next? Or rather, what job would suit...
Miami Meltdown
October 09, 2009 by
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1) The Bills went down to Florida and laid an all-time stinker. Thanks for getting the team prepared, Dick!2) None too pleased with Dick's performance, the brothers wonder if the guy should get canned.3) Bennett's co-worker has taken to sneaking snacks into the bathroom. Is...
Saints March on Bills
September 30, 2009 by
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1) The Saints rolled into The Ralph and waited until late in the game to roll right over the Bills. Donte Whitner brought his nuts, while a certain number one draft pick only brought his jock strap.2) TO didn't catch a pass for the first time in a decade. How long before the big...
Buc-Whooping!
September 24, 2009 by
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1) The Bills put the hurt on the Bucs, with over-achievers Kyle Williams and Fred Jackson leading the way. As for TO, well, he just brought his strap.2) Riley is obsessed with power rankings, and he's not the only one. How does Bills Nation feel about the current ranking?3) Starting...
Kneel Down
September 18, 2009 by
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1) The Bills did everything but win on Monday night, and maybe they would have if Donte Whitner had brought more than his jockstrap to Foxborough.2) Leodis "McLovin" fumbled the game away in the final seconds, then went home to find a big ol' **** spray-painted on his...
A Smelly Start?
September 13, 2009 by
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1) The axe fell hard on Langston Walker. Unexpected? Perhaps. A surprise? Not really. The Brothers think he had it coming. But what does it mean for the Bills future and who made the call? Is grandpa in charge? Tune in.2) Ellis Lankster's debut on national TV host fared poorly...
Superbowl Bound!
September 03, 2009 by
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1) The Bills no-huddle offense has dominated all preseason opponents. The brothers agree this 2009 Bills squad is destined for Superbowl greatness!2) It's pre-season awards time, with Riley and Bennett handing out many, including the beloved "Mike Gandy Award," given...
Off-Season Snap Judgments
July 08, 2009 by
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1) Yep, there's been some talk of the Bills signing Michael Vick. Riley loves the idea of #7 running a little Wildcat for the Bills, while Bennett is convinced that a guy who just finished a stint in the big house is hardly the answer.2) Long-snapper Garrison Sanborn skipped his...
Chicken Soup
April 26, 2009 by
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I'll start posting some links and video on the draft. I really liked this draft, but I know a few people who are about to stuff their head in an oven.1) Todd McShay lists the Bills as his Day 1 winner:2) Trent Dilfer says the Bills have the weekend's top draft.3) Sometimes...
On Tap: Bills Draft
April 24, 2009 by
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1) The Bills head into this weekend's draft with three picks in the top 42. The brothers hope for the best (a pass rushing DE/LB, some big beefcake to fill Peters's spot, an all-world tight end), but expect the worse: the second coming of Mike Williams.2) With TO headed to...
Move Down!
April 24, 2009 by
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Reports from ESPN show that the Patriots are looking to move down in tomorrow's draft. The Pats are looking to move up from #23 to the 10-20 range to grab DE Ayers using their battery of 2nd and 3rd rounders.Here's my take: This is a deep draft, but not a superstar draft. A...
Bennett's & Riley's Mock Drafts
April 22, 2009 by
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Riley:Rd. 1 (11) - Guy pegged for 3rd round who can return punts.Rd. 1 (28) - Free safety.Rd. 2 - Guy who has smoked a ton of pot and beat up his girlfriend.Rd. 3 - Really nice guy who will never play in the NFL, but who has a "high motor."Rd. 4 (10) - Injured guyRd. 4 (21...
T.O. Buffalo Bound!
March 09, 2009 by
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1) After boring the brothers for the better part of two weeks, the Bills made the biggest splash in free agency by bringing in infamous Terrell Owens and all the baggage that comes with him. Riley's worried that T.O. will be a divisive figure in the locker room, while Bennett&...
Mile High
December 22, 2008 by
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1) The Bills went to Denver, laid down for the first quarter, then promptly sprung up off the frozen tundra and bitch-slapped the Broncos. Let's all give thanks to the return of Trent Edwards and the inspired play of rookie Reggie Corner.2) Bennett has deemed this holiday season...
NFL Realpolitik
December 16, 2008 by
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1) Riley dishes his nut to an old favorite while Bennett laud's the Bills' much maligned offensive (or OFFENSIVE) line. The stench of a rank jockstrap emanates from a familiar place. JV.2) JP Losman is definitely out of Buffalo this offseason. Destination? Venice Beach? Toronto...
Canadian Crap
December 10, 2008 by
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1) The Bills drove two hours for a "home game" and delivered their most pathetic performance of the season. Hope you're happy, Ralph.2) How quickly it all went sour. Two months ago the Bills were flying high and Dick Jauron was the toast of Western New York. Now everyone...
Sloppy Seconds
December 06, 2008 by
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1) Marshawn Lynch ran wild and brought his big-ass nuts, but Dick Jauron, Bobby April and the rest of the coaching staff only showed up with their straps. Result? Turd.2) Sean Avery deemed his ex-girlfriend “sloppy seconds” and got himself a six game suspension. Riley’s pissed...
McLovin' It
November 24, 2008 by
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1) A week after a crushing loss to the Browns on Monday night, the Bills went to KC and bitch-slapped the Chiefs with plenty of nut-worthy performances.2) A New York Times article claims NFL players are popping Viagra for increased blood flow. Uh, this sounds like a bad idea. Nothing...
Wide Right: Monday Night Edition!
November 20, 2008 by
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1) Dick Jauron and Trent Edwards teamed up -- with a little help from Rian Lindell -- to send the Bills to their fourth consecutive defeat. At least it's Thursday and Riley's head is officially out of the oven by now.2) Only a few weeks ago the Bills were the darlings of the...
Nutless Bills Look to Show Junk
November 12, 2008 by
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1) The Bills went to New England and once again were humbled by Billy B. and a cast of second string characters. The brothers have trouble finding a Bill who actually brought his nuts.2) Three weeks of dreadful losses, and the brothers wonder if they've seen the real Bills or the...
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