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Reggie Who? USC Removes All Public Displays of Bush, Mayo
It was going to take some major to get Your Face is a Sports Blog out of hibernation, and the hiring of Pat Haden as the new USC athletic director is about as big as it gets. While I have some...
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July 20, 2010
...Or How I Learned to Stop Thinking and Love the Lingerie Football League
Image via WikipediaIn sports, there’s a level of inverse proportionality that usually comes into play - the more hype there is surrounding an event, the more lackluster it usually becomes. The big...
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February 01, 2010
Lane Kiffin Is Your New USC Head Coach And I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
I’ve been spending the past hour writing and rewriting a post about Lane Kiffin bailing on Tennessee after one season to become USC’s new head football coach. I get a paragraph or so in, and then I...
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January 12, 2010
Coming To Terms With Not Caring About Pete Carroll
Up until today, I’ve been hesitant to write anything about Pete Carroll’s departure from USC to become the head coach of the Seattle Seahawks. This might be surprising to a lot of you who know me as...
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January 11, 2010
Dick Enberg, the Padres and Announcers Who Are Ready for the Retirement Home
A few weeks ago I was perusing some sports news online when I came across a story that literally made me do a double take. It didn't involve a player or a coach, but a broadcaster. It was the news...
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December 29, 2009
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Your Face is a Sports Blog: Sports Motivational Posters
Big Huge Labs has a fun program where you can make your own "Motivational" poster. You know, the one that your cheesy boss has of a rock climber that says something like "Endurance: Having the grit to hang tough"? So I thought, there are certainly some posters that could be made involving athletes in the news.
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December 22, 2009
Sports Motivational Posters
.nobr br { display: none }Big Huge Labs has a fun program where you can make your own "Motivational" poster. You know, the one that your cheesy boss has of a rock climber that says something like...
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December 21, 2009
Waffle House signs Tiger Woods to endorsement deal
Norcroft, GA - After losing several high-profile endorsements in recent weeks, Tiger Woods gained a rare new endorsement on Sunday, as Waffle House announced they had inked the embattled golfer to a...
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December 21, 2009
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Kraig Kinser is out at Tony Stewart Racing
Former Knoxville Nationals champion Kraig Kinser has been released from his contract with Tony Stewart Racing, according to a statement from the team. Kinser spent the past two seasons at Tony Stewart Racing after returning to the World of Outlaws following a two-year sabbatical while he pursued a career in NASCAR, serving as the No. 2 driver...
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November 21, 2009
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Fans, drivers make donations for Travis Rutz's recovery
Canadian sprint car driver Travis Rutz was placed in a medically-induced coma on Tuesday night ahead of planned surgery today to repair an artery behind his left eye, according to a posting on his official recovery site. Rutz suffered life-threatening head injuries during a three-car crash during an All Star Sprint Circuit...
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October 01, 2009
NASCAR reviews in-race Twitter policy after 20-car crash
NASCAR officials today announced that they would review their social media policies after driver Robby Gordon caused a 20-car crash while posting a status update during this weekend’s Pep Boys 500 at...
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September 08, 2009
Bobby Bowden: now 75 percent lifelike!
I’ve awoken from my stupor of college football, chocolate Zingers and RC Cola to reflect on the opening weekend. And not to get too hyperbolic about it, but I can’t remember a weekend loopier than...
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September 08, 2009
I'll take the credit for Usain Bolt's long jump plans
I would estimate that 90 percent of the content on this blog is satirical articles with no bearing no relation to reality, where one of us takes a real-life sports situation to the nth degree of...
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August 31, 2009
Papelbon incredibly supportive of Wagner, acknowledges "the guy's been through a lot"
BOSTON - Jonathan Papelbon welcomed Billy Wagner to the Red Sox yesterday with open arms. The Red Sox fireman pledged to support his new teammate in every possible way after learning from Wagner...
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August 28, 2009
Jerry Jones installs moat filled with crocodiles at Cowboys Stadium
DALLAS – In apparent defiance of a week of criticism following a punt hitting the massive HD screen above the field during the first game in his team’s new billion-dollar stadium, Dallas Cowboys...
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August 26, 2009
Barry Sanders annouces comeback at empty press conference
DETROIT – Hall of Fame running back Barry Sanders, the NFL’s third all-time leading rusher, announced his plans for a comeback at the age of 41 today at a sparsely-attended press conference. Football...
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August 21, 2009
Snack time with Tom Cable
NAPA, Calif - Oakland Raiders coaches meeting
Tom Cable: alright, everyone. Gather 'round. First things first, I want to thank all of you for the hard work you've put in so far this year. You've...
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August 19, 2009
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North Korean news report: Kim Jong-Il wins PGA Championships
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il – disguised as “Y.E. Yang” – won the PGA Championships on Sunday by three strokes over Tiger Woods by shooting a final round 70, the official North Korean news agency reported today. The story credited Jong-Il’s victory to his “unparalleled natural golfing talent,” first evident...
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August 19, 2009
Pinklon Thomas: OK at boxing, lousy at singing
I was going to try and come up with something witty to say about former heavyweight champ Pinklon Thomas' signing career, as detailed in a pre-fight segment before losing the title to Trevor "Larry...
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August 18, 2009
North Korean news report: Kim Jong-Il wins PGA Championships
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA - North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il – disguised as “Y.E. Yang” – won the PGA Championships on Sunday by three strokes over Tiger Woods by shooting a final round 70, the...
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August 18, 2009
Birthers claim Obama can run 2:10 marathon, proving he is Kenyan
WASHINGTON, DC – Birther movement leader Orly Taitz today produced what called “conclusive” evidence that confirms her group’s claims that President Barack Obama was born in Kenya: video purporting...
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August 05, 2009
Phelps plans to wear "retro" Victorian swimsuit at London Olympics
BALTIMORE – Buoyed by his recent haul of five gold medals at the 2009 World Championships while wearing an “outdated” Speedo swimsuit, American swimming superstar Michael Phelps today announced plans...
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August 03, 2009
Spurrier admits South Carolina defense forgot about Tim Tebow last two seasons
HOOVER, AL – After admitting that a staff member had forgotten to include former Heisman Trophy-winner Tim Tebow on a preseason All-SEC ballot when filling out a ballot for him, South Carolina head...
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July 25, 2009
Mr. Perfect scoffs at Mark Buerhle's perfect game from Heaven
HEAVEN – Former professional wrestler Mr. Perfect descended from Heaven yesterday to tell reporters that he was “unimpressed” with the perfect game thrown by Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buerhle...
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July 24, 2009
Equipment manager commits suicide over missing manssiere
An equipment manager for the Miami Dolphins plummeted to his death yesterday evening after Bill Parcells' lucky manssiere went missing. The young man had turned 25 just one week ago.
In charge of...
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July 22, 2009
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