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Saturday Fun: Animal House As A Drama
April 18, 2009 by
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h/t: Trailer Trasher
Good Morning, MLB Fans
April 18, 2009 by
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Jonathan Sanchez got his first victory of the year as he combined with 3 relievers to shutout the D’ Backs. Dan Haren takes the loss and moves to 0-3 — with an ERA of 1.89. Arizona has scored a total of 1 run in his 3 starts. Fred Lewis had 2 more hits and a [...]
Zoner Linkage
April 17, 2009 by
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Remember, last chance to vote in the Best Sports Blog Name Finals. Voting ends tonight at midnight. Now, some linkage …
Hey, best of luck on that repeat. It’s All Up to Paul (Pierce) Josh Q. Public
In which I have something in common with one of the greatest hockey players...
The Van Gundy Brothers
April 17, 2009 by
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Check out what the Van Gundy brothers do for fun. Another hilarious video from my friends at The Global Sports Fraternity.
Good Morning, MLB Fans
April 17, 2009 by
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Grady Sizemore hit a grand slam as Cliff Lee and the Indians beat the Yanks in the opener at their new stadium. CC Sabathia allowed 5 hits plus 5 walks but only 1 run in 5 2/3 innings.
John Danks struck out 8 in 6 innings and Jermaine Dye homered as the White Sox beat the [...]
Milton Being Milton
April 16, 2009 by
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Bradley just came in to hit in the 6th inning and got tossed for throwing a hissy fit at home plate after what looked to be a bad called third strike.
Len Kasper saw fit to defend Bradley saying, “He’s not the only guy that would have gotten kicked out in that situation. He was [...]
Will Ferrell About To Get Wild
April 16, 2009 by
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What can’t Will Ferrell do? If you said ‘drink his own urine’ you would have been right, until now. Ferrell is set to appear on Man Vs. Wild with Bear Grylls.
In the “Man vs. Wild” episode, Ferrell joins Grylls in the far north of Sweden, where they spend...
The Worst Ever Dwight Howard Impersonation
April 16, 2009 by
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I show this only because this kid needs to be stopped.
Good Morning, MLB Fans
April 16, 2009 by
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Ian Kinsler went 6-6 and hit for the cycle, Nelson Cruz hit his 5th home run of the season and the Rangers scored 19 runs in pounding the Orioles. Kris Benson got the win for Texas, his first since 2006.
Miguel Cabrera had 3 more hits, including a homer, as the Tigers shut out the White [...]
Name That Injury
April 15, 2009 by
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My drivel is not needed to express the silliness of Phil Rogers’ analysis of Chris Carpenter’s injury:
Funny thing about Carpenter’s injury. He said he first felt something in his side when he was batting
Best. Idol. Recap. Ever.
April 15, 2009 by
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My guy Marcus (The LeShock Value) does these hilarious recaps of each week of American Idol. I think that this is one of his best. Having Tarantino helps. And for the record, yes I do watch Idol. Mrs. Zoner and I watched the first season or two, went away for a bit and got sucked [...]
Zoner Linkage
April 15, 2009 by
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What I’m reading from sports blogdom and beyond…
Cuzzy has a NHL Playoffs contest. Just pick the winner of the Stanley Cup and you might win $50. Cuzoogle
The Return of Sidney Crosby’s BTM PSaMP
New MMA knockouts video segment: “Killer Finishes” Chicago...
Good Morning, MLB Fans
April 15, 2009 by
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As much as I want the Cubs to win, I’d rather see the Cardinals at full strength and watch an epic battle for the NL Central. Last night, the red-hot Cardinals took a major blow. Chris Carpenter left the game after 3 innings against the D’Backs because of a left rib-cage...
Your Chicago Bears Schedule
April 15, 2009 by
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Bears open the season at Green Bay on Sunday night. Then Super Bowl Steelers at home and off to Seattle in week 3? Yikes.
Sept. 13 at Green Bay, 7:20 p.m., Ch. 5
Sept. 20 PITTSBURGH, 3:15 p.m., Ch. 2
Sept. 27 at Seattle, 3:05 p.m., Fox-32
Oct. 4 DETROIT, noon, Fox-32
Oct. 11 BYE
Oct...
Good Morning, MLB Fans
April 14, 2009 by
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We’ll start it off with the Line of the Night, courtesy of Chien-Ming Wang:
IP
H
R
ER
BB
K
PIT
1
6
8
8
3
1
61
In 2 starts Wang has allowed 15 hits and 15 runs in 4 2/3 innings. He also has 6 walks and only 1 K. Think maybe he’s not entirely healthy yet?
Nick Swisher...
MARK FIDRYCH INTERVIEW
April 13, 2009 by
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Check out this interview with Mark “The Bird” Fidrych. Also in the video are Steve Stone and legendary Cubs broadcaster Jack Brickhouse. May he rest in peace.
BEST SPORTS BLOG NAME FINALS!
April 13, 2009 by
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Here are the results from the Final Four:
Sharapova
HAWK HARRELSON’S FIRST ERROR OF THE YEAR
April 13, 2009 by
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Listen to what Hawk Harrelson had to say about Joe Mauer.
I love Hawk but this is a fairly ridiculous notion. I used to hear the same thing about Ichiro, and I’m pretty sure Hawk was the one espousing that theory too. If indeed Joe Mauer could hit lots of home runs, he would...
GOOD MORNING, MLB FANS
April 13, 2009 by
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Kyle Lohse pitched a complete game, three-hit shutout as the Cardinals beat Houston 3-0 to sweep the three-game series. Lohse struck out four, walked none and retired 24 straight after giving up a leadoff single to Kaz Matsui. The Cardinals swept the Astros.
Josh Johnson went the distance...
NOW I’VE REALLY SEEN ENOUGH KEVIN GREGG
April 13, 2009 by
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Steve Phillips (I know, right?) said it best: “Marmol has swing and miss stuff. Kevin Gregg doesn’t.”
Just in case you missed it, Kevin Gregg almost blew it for the Cubs on Sunday night. He came in the game in the 9th with an 8-4 lead. He gave up a homer to Rickie...
GOOD MORNING, MLB FANS
April 12, 2009 by
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Power bats helped the Cubs beat the Brewers in a very exciting game in Milwaukee. Alfonso Soriano hit a 2-run homer in the top of the 9th to give the Cubs the lead. Carlos Marmol earned the save by striking out Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder in the 9th. Fielder had a double and his [...]
I’VE ALREADY SEEN ENOUGH KEVIN GREGG
April 11, 2009 by
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He’s only appeared in 3 games. But I’ve already had enough. I hope he gets sharper soon, because he just doesn’t look like he has closer stuff, or closer control.
MIKE MacDOUGAL IS BAFFLING
April 10, 2009 by
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I remember when Mike MacDougal came up with the Royals. I thought he was going to be one of the best relievers in the game. His stuff was sick.
When the Sox got him in ‘06 I thought it was a great deal. He pitched well for them that year. Since then, he has lost the [...]
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