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GOOD MORNING, MLB FANS

A new daily segment: interesting names and numbers from yesterday’s MLB action. Brandon McCarthy pitched in only 5 games last year and John Danks — one of the players he was traded for — helped the Sox get into the playoffs. But McCarthy got the W yesterday for the...
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LINE OF THE NIGHT: CHRIS CARPENTER

Chris Carpenter, St. Louis: IP H R ER BB K 7 1 1 0 2 7 That huge sigh you just heard was a collective gasp from Chicagoland. At least for now, Chris Carpenter is back. Carp took a no-no into inning 7, and had everything working. From MLB.com: “He threw his fastball at...
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FUKUDOME ON FIRE

There’s a few great things about the Cubs taking the first series of the year. It was against a division rival and on the road. Even though we are just 3 games in, that is always big in my opinion. But the best thing about the series was that Fukudome turned it on last night in [...]
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BILLY BOB DON’T LIKE YOUR TONE

h/t: The Big Lead
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LOOKING AT LOU

Looking at some of Lou Piniella’s moves in last night’s 3-2 loss… Bob Brenly pointed out some great managing by Lou Piniella last night during the Cubs telecast. He mentioned how Fontenot was playing in and Lou waved him back and more toward the 2nd base bag. Sure...
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PERFECT TIME TO SIGN BURRESS

I love to read David Haugh in the Chicago Tribune. I often agree with him and he has great insight on my beloved Bears. But today is a different story. Haugh writes of the latest Bears buzz, Plaxico Burress. “In some ways Plaxico Burress is the perfect wide receiver for the Bears...
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ALL NL-CENTRAL TEAM: OUTFIELD

Here is the All NL-Central Outfielders. Left Field: Soriano, Lee, Rasmus/Duncan, Morgan, Braun, Dickerson The Pick: Alfonso Soriano. This was an extremely tough call. I have concerns about Soriano’s ability to stay on the field after going from 159 games in his season with the...
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FINAL FOUR: BEST SPORTS BLOG NAME

We are down to the Final Four. And for these last 2 round we are installing a wonderful Chicago tradition. We call it “Vote early. Vote often.” Vote as many times as you like for your favorite blog. But first the results from the last round. #4 Sharapova’s Thigh 72...
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CUBS START IT OFF WITH A WIN

The Cubs started off with a bang — literally — as Alfonso Soriano hit the 2nd Roy Oswalt pitch over the fence for a leadoff homer. Also of note in this game: The Good: Beat Roy Oswalt in his own park Zambrano looked excellent Lou came out to get him exactly when he needed...
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ZONER’S MONDAY MORSELS

It feels so great that baseball season is here, even if the White Sox home opener is snowed out today. To a rather spendid and insane edition of the morsels… Oops I Crapped My Pants: The Soccer Edition (Video) Sports Rubbish Rally Car Drives Off Mountain And Driver Lives (Video...
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JAY CUTLER, CHICAGO BEAR

From ESPN: The Chicago Bears pulled the big upset Thursday afternoon by acquiring Denver Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler, a source told ESPN.com. The Broncos confirmed the move. To acquire Cutler, the Bears had to give up quarterback Kyle Orton and first-round picks in 2009 and 2010...
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JAY CUTLER IS WORTH IT

I don’t get it. What’s so hard to understand? Franchise QBs just aren’t available that often. Retreads, dopers, never-was, shoulda-beens — perhaps even dog fighters — you’ll find in abundance. But franchise QBs at age 25? Let me know if you think...
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DERRICK ROSE INSANE HIGHLIGHT MIX

One of our main homies Docksquad Sports found this insane video of Derrick Rose.
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CUTLER LINKAGE

Checking out what my peeps and others are saying about the Cutler deal Which One of These Things Doesn’t Belong in Chicago? Not Qualified To Comment Jay Cutler Is A Chicago Bear Bear Goggles My Happiest Day As A Bears Fan Since 2007
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PAT BOWLEN’S NOSE MIGHT BE GROWING

Pat Bowlen decided to write a letter to Bronco season ticket holders to explain the trade of Jay Cutler. And if you are here in Chicago, here’s guessing you will hear this item relayed on Thursday’s edition of “Who Ya Crappin?” In his letter, Bowlen wrote that...
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ALL NL-CENTRAL TEAM: INFIELD

The All NL-Central team…if only to give Cardinals fans something to cheer about. 1B- Pujols, Lee, Fielder, Berkman, Votto, LaRoche The Pick: Albert Pujols. Pujols may not be on steroids but he should be checked for human DNA. Last year I selected Prince Fielder only because...
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JORDAN GETS CALL TO HALL

MJ gets the call along with Stockton, Robinson and Sloan. What a class. How many games would a team with Sloan coaching those 3 plus valued reader (you), and me win? 60 at least.
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BEST SPORTS BLOG NAME RESULTS

Here are the results from the top 12, starting with a shocker: #1 Hugging Harold Reynolds 49% vs. #12 Both Teams Played Hard 51% #2 Tremendous Upside Potential 47% vs. #11 The Sports Hernia 53% #3 The Wayne Fontes Experience 48% vs. #10 Ball Don’t Lie 52% #4 Sharapova&rsquo...
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TOP 6: GET YOUR VOTE ON

So it’s down to 6 for the Best Sports Blog Name. Since I’m an idiot, this would bring us to 3 names. So the top vote getter out of the 3 losing blogs will make it to the Final Four and have bottom seed regardless of their current seed. Voting ends Sunday night! Get the vote [...]
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SPORTS ILLUSTRATED IS TRYING TO KILL ME

Read the whole story here.
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AROUND MLB

Quick hits from the world of MLB. – White Sox fans — and really the entire American League — have to be pleased with this news: Fernando Rodney was named closer by Jim Leyland. I think.
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DOUBLE-BARRELED BOROS

Found this over at Baseball Musings and their “Quote of the Day”. I commented that it is more like quote of the year. Jim Leyland on the release of Gary Sheffield:
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I HOPE JERRY ANGELO HAS THE INTERNETS

From the Broncos website: “Numerous attempts to contact Jay Cutler in the last 10 days, both by Head Coach Josh McDaniels and myself, have been unsuccessful. A conversation with his agent earlier today clearly communicated and confirmed to us that Jay no longer has any desire...
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TOP 12: BEST SPORTS BLOG NAME TOURNEY

Here they are, America. Your top 12. I’m Ryan Seacrest. Vote now. #1 Hugging Harold Reynolds vs. #12 Both Teams Played Hard #1 Hugging Harold Reynolds vs. #12 Both Teams Played Hard ( online polls) #2 Tremendous Upside Potential vs. #11 The Sports Hernia #2 Tremendous Upside...
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SHEFFIELD SHOCKER

The Tigers have parted ways with Gary Sheffield. From the Detroit News: In a stunning move, because they will eat the $14 they owe him for 2009, the Tigers have released designated hitter Gary Sheffield. Sheffield, who said he was enjoying this spring camp and looking forward to the...
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