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Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"

12 hours ago by Deadspin | 1 comment

Tennis-playing dude Marat Safin isn't exactly broken up over revelations that fellow competitor Andre Agassi was addicted to crank. If he feels so bad about it now, Safin says, then why not give back all that money he didn't win? Safin told L'Equipe that if Agassi is trying...

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Douche Of The Week

23 hours ago by Deuce of Davenport

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The Deuce is great when it comes to starting weekly posts that we have no intention of keeping up. This one is no different. Douche of the Week should be self-explanatory. Email us if you need clarification. You may find yourself in the mix for the following week. First up is a fan...

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Lady Gaga - “Bad Romance” Video

1 hour ago by Smoking Section

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Say whatever you will about her appearance, but Lady Gaga has got grind in her blood. After going from an oddball name to rocking stadiums in less than a year, this overnight pop superstar is already back with yet another Billboard burner, “Bad Romance,” the lead single...

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Reese Witherspoon makes a great fake softball player

10 hours ago by Epic Carnival

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If you have visited this site over the last few months you have seen various photos of Reese Witherspoon trying to act like a softball player for some movie. From the looks of the photos I'd say she had never played softball before in her life so the movie is sure to be a big critical...

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Dwight Howard Show Mary Carey His Magic Wand

6 days ago by SPORTS by BROOKS

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Tonight’s bedtime story involves porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey, the Orlando Magic’s Dwight Howard, and Ryan Kirkpatrick from N’SYNC. One of them takes off their pants, and it isn’t Carey. Also there’s Bible verses....

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LONG STORY SHORT: MICHAEL JACKSON FANS ARE IDIOTS

7 hours ago by Warming Glow

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In this clip from Britain’s Sky One, the guy who looks like the sleazy old pimp in a crime drama is actually “medium” Derek Acorah. Acorah pretends to talk to the spirit of Michael Jackson, and this makes morons who idolize dead pop stars cry. But what I don’...

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The Ding Show: The force is with you

8 hours ago by Epic Carnival

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25 Hot Girls With LightsabersEmmy Rossum at the Dare Los Angeles premiere (ads NSFW)NFL Uniforms That Are an Absolute KissTop 10: Doomsday PropheciesFerrin Ceballos is six feet tall, sexy as hellSienna Miller Is One Hell Of A Cute ChickNude It: An iPhone App Worth Paying ForRachel...

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The Arcade: School is cool

14 hours ago by Epic Carnival

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Super Sexy SchoolgirlsWomen's Soccer Gets CattyLindsay Lohan drunk side boob (ads NSFW)Tarzan Zoo PrankSexy Shayne Lamas galleryCar Controlled By Mobile Phone UnveiledCameron Diaz looking sexy all wet (ads NSFW)I Never Knew Golfers Were So SexyWin an AXE Hair / Mad Men Classic...

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OORAH! SPIELBERG AND HANKS TALK ABOUT ‘THE PACIFIC’

9 hours ago by Warming Glow

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The Marine Corps’s ass-kicking birthday continues at Warming Glow with this video about HBO’s “The Pacific” — an epic miniseries that, as I’ve said before (more than once), will be the greatest thing ever televised. No, YOUR expectations are too...

>> warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/11...

Manu Ginobili Forced To Get 16(!) Rabies Shots

8 days ago by SPORTS by BROOKS

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Jeff McDonald of the SAN ANTONIO EXPRESS-NEWS reports today that Manu Ginobili is facing four different sessions of rabies shots after he caught and killed a bat at the Spurs-Kings game last Saturday. (One more time for the PETA kooks) Team officials could not locate the bat after...

>> www.sportsbybrooks.com/manu-gi...

Amazing Punt Return Fail; Vegas Semipro Edition

8 days ago by SPORTS by BROOKS

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According to their web site, the Las Vegas Cobras semipro team provides players with “the ability to fine-tune their skills and/or get the needed game film for advancement to the next level.” This is probably not the film they had in mind for one of their linemen. Looking...

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Who would win in a fight… Miley Cyrus vs Selena Gomez

1 day ago by Hail Mary Jane

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The Hottest Cheerleader on every NBA Team for 2009-10

15 days ago by Bleacher Report | Comments

I’m back—with a fresh new view on the upcoming NBA season. After hours of through evaluation and research I have come up with the most accurate and in depth preview of the up coming NBA season... Begin Slideshow

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Phillies Fan Air Humps Local News Reporter

18 days ago by NextRound.net

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Some Phillies fans celebrate winning the National League by falling off cars, and some Phillies fans celebrate by air humping the hot local news reporter during a live broadcast. Can't go wrong either way as far as we're concerned.

>> nextround.net/2009/10...

Unreal Movie Review: The Fourth Kind

17 hours ago by Unreality

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“Hi, my name is Megan Fox, and I’ll be playing Heather Donahue in this movie. I’m joined by Chace Crawford as Josh Leonard and Cam Gigandet as Mike Williams as we all recreate the events that surrounded a group of young students who set out in the woods in search of the legendary...

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Tony Parker's wife did the Latin Grammys

1 day ago by Epic Carnival

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I get that Eva Longoria is a Mexican-American, but what exactly does she have to with Latin music, other than, you know, being a Corpus Christi, Texas-born Mexican American? I have noticed a trend over the last couple of years... one thing you can be sure of, if their is an event of...

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It'll be a bit harder to drag Walton up and down court

9 hours ago by Stupid Sports Blog

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Remember that SNL skit where Alec Baldwin plays the doctor who can't pronounce medical terms? He says that a patient has the Big C -- canker. It's really funny. You're probably thinking cancer is no laughing matter and that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar doesn't want to joke about...

>> stupidsportsblog.blogspot.com/2009/11...

Carrie Fisher Sunbathing as Princess Leia

3 days ago by Bob's Blitz

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1983 - Carrie Fisher and her stunt double tanning as Princess Leia(s) on the set of Return Of The Jedi. Fisher has already relayed stories of guys saying she was their fantasy for years, and years,... Full story: http://www.bobsblitz.com Best Amazon prices for Blitz...

>> njfrogman.blogspot.com/2009/11...

WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: WHOLE LOTTA MEH

1 day ago by Warming Glow

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Gossip Girl (CW) — I still can’t care any less about this show, but I sure do like looking at Blake Lively and Leighton Meester. Apparently Meester’s new single debuts during tonight’s episode, and I was going to link to the YouTube video of it because she...

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