Found September 17, 2009 on Miami Herald:
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The Dolphins opening with the letdown of a public defecation in Atlanta, the Lions losing an 18th straight game, the woeful Rams being shut out -- these are all Week 1 embarrassments to which I can sadly relate after 5-11 vs. the spread. I deserve to be yelled at profanely by Serena Williams or belittled in a speech by Michael Jordan. I am depressed. If I don't turn it around this week, it may be time for a few more sessions with my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel.
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