Irony: Shrieking Azarenka complains about crowd noise

In the first set of her Australian Open semifinal against Kim Clijsters, the WTA's foremost shrieker, Victoria Azarenka, complained to the chair umpire about fans talking in the stands. Every day across this great land, people grossly misidentify that which they find ironic. This, my friends, is the definition of irony. It's like the opposite of rain on your wedding day or a free ride that's already late. Whenever you're wondering whether it's ironic that you saw your friend sent you a text just as you were talking about her, remember this. It is your constant. Putting that aside for a second, Vika's decision to complain about some low-talkers ensured that an already pro-Clijsters crowd would also adopt an anti-Azarenka stance. She embraces playing the role of the villain but it's hardly something you want to throw yourself into. It worked though; Azarenka won in three sets to advance to her first major final. Her complaint got us thinking about what sor...