Former LSU QB Ryan Perrilloux announced that he will play next season for the Jacksonville St. Gamecocks. Because it is not a D-1 school, Perrilloux will be able to play without having to sit out for a season.

Billy Ripken "hearts" Obama. If you don't believe me, check out the bat. Word.

I'm surprised that O's owner Peter Angelos didn't make the cut. Regardless, a strong case is made for each of the 10 cheapskates and/or idiots whose names are rightfully dragged through the mud. The Ford and Bidwell families, James Dolan, Donald Sterling, Dan Snyder, Mike Brown, Jeremy Jacobs, Jeffrey Loria, et al.

Here's an idea: Don't drag race on public streets. "There were just bodies everywhere; it was horrible."

History says that Eddie Murray spent 1994 with the Cleveland Indians; however, photo evidence suggests that history may be wrong. Was Jules from "Pulp Fiction" played by Samuel L. Jackson? Or could it have been Eddie Murray?

To be chanted in unison: Ed-die! Ed-die! Ed-die!

Hi, I'm Billy Ripken circa 1989. I know a thing or two about gaffes, and I approve this message: "N" and "B" are neighbors on the keyboard, so when typing "big," be very careful that you hit the right key to start things off. Otherwise you'll be to Al Sharpton what "N" is to "B" -- neighbors. And no one wants Al Sharpton knocking on their door. He doesn't need to borrow sugar; he wants to drag you through the mud.

Gisele Bundchen said, "If the Pats lose, I'll run naked though Mid-Town Manhattan." Now she's backtracking more awkwardly than her man when the pressure is on: "It was a mistake and I'm sorry I said it. How about I simply flash my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day. Will that work?"

21 Gisele bikini pics at the link below.

PS: This is satire originally courtesy of The Sportsman's Daily.