Prolificacy, guest appearances, personal branding, bosslessness, gang affiliation, and freestyling. I would also like to add a seventh similarity: dragging people through the mud.

Sports Illustrated's swimsuit edition dropped today and cover model Marissa Miller sizzles like fire.

New England's game against New York might have been ugly, but its cheerleaders are smoking. There is no nudity but this Maxim gallery is far from vanilla (except for the fact that all of the girls are white; no surprise there).

Laurence Maroney and Reebok have teamed to launch a line of shoes and apparel inspired by Kool-Aid, the summer sugar-water that doubles as Maroney's nickname. I might just have to get me a pair of the grapes. "OOOOHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!" Big ups to With Leather for the find.

Winona, MN -- Alex Larson blocked a slapshot with his heart and it nearly killed him. "His heartbeat was very fluttery and weak and he was struggling to breathe," said Faribault hockey coach Josh Solem. "And whenever that happens you know it's real serious." Doctors don't expect permanent damage but he's in intensive care with a bruised heart and lung.

Breibart TV has some grainy footage and a news report.

"It was a Channing Crowder mystery. Florida Highway Patrol troopers found the Dolphin linebacker's mangled 2007 pickup truck on the shoulder of a northbound exit ramp from Florida's Turnpike at 5:15 a.m. Wednesday morning. But where was Crowder? And what about the two items he left behind: a firearm and crutches."

St. Louis Archbishop Raymond Burke freaked out when St. Louis men's basketball coach Rick Majerus made statements supporting research that could potentially cure cancer. Oh, and there's that pesky little debate called abortion, too.

This looks terribly painful. Dude takes a vicious fall and slams his face into the pavement, breaking his jaw in five places. Watch it in real-time and then again in slow-motion.