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THE MOMENT ALL BLAZER FANS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

Well here it is. Finally, the start of a new season and a new era. The Blazers take on the Fakers tonight and I want to see some predictions. Who's gonna win? What's the final score? What's Gregs final stat line? How many wins this season? Lets hear it! GO BLAZERS!

PRYOR TO OREGON... IT'S DONE!!!

Why wouldn't he come here. He's gotta know how much Oregon has to offer. We got Phil. You don't!!! Say what you want but you most likely have a pair of Nikes in your closet, hurry go check I'll wait. See I told ya dip$h!t

I BET B-ROY SCORES MORE POINTS THAN BARON!!!!! HAHAHAHA

I hope he doesn't go scorless and make me put my foot in my mouth. SORRY WARRIORS! LMAO

YB FLAGS PTOWNCBOY HE GETS A WEEK ON THE BEACH

I didn't know there was a principal here making sure we were being good little boys and girls. Harsh punishment or not, you tell me? GO BLAZERS!!!!!

WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS cont..

You still dont have 1: B-ROY 2: Lamarcus Aldridge 3: Martell Webster 4: Joel Przybilla 5: Steve Blake 6: Travis Outlaw 7: James Jones 8: Jarett Jack 9: Channing Frye 10: Sergio Rodriguez 11: Josh Mcroberts... coming soon GREG ODEN

10 REASONS YOUR TEAM SUCKS

You dont have 1: Brandon Roy 2: Lamarcus Aldridge 3: Martell Webster 4: Travis Outlaw 5: Steve Blake 6: Jarett Jack 7: Joel Przybilla 8: James Jones 9 : Channing Frye 10: Sergio

Coming soon....... Greg Oden

PORTLAND GIVES JERSEY AN OLD SCHOOL BEAT DOWN

This just in New Jersey is garbage. After a gutwrenching loss to the Raptors yesterday Portland responds by going to Jersey and beating them like a red headed stepchild, for the second year in a row I might add. Final score 99-73. The Blazers had five pimps in double figures with Przybilla nearly getting a double double 9pts 12bounds LA led the way with 20 Roy close behind with 16 jack 15 Outlaw 13 and James Jones with 10. If I was Jay-Z I would be looking for a potential buyer of this club cause they don't seem to be going anywhere anytime soon. Might as well sell the team and retire on a beach and tap on Beyonce for the rest of your life because the Nets are nothin doin'. Next up on the list we got Boston. Lets hope their big three play like Kidd, Carter and Jefferson. GO BLAZERS!!!!!!

CAN PORTLAND KEEP IT UP?

That's the big question in the minds of fans. With the emergence of Travis Outlaw and his huge fourth quarter efforts the continued brilliance of B-ROY the lights out shooting from Martell and James Jones and the always solid LA I can't see why not. We got Joel staying healthy (which is huge with our stud sidlined with a bum knee) and Frye has been putting things together prettty well as of late. The PG play has been steady and solid from Blake and Jack so this all leads me to believe that the Blazers are in fact legit. Hopefuly they can maintain this momentum on the long seven game road trip coming up. A big win in Toronto would be nice to start things off and what's up with the 9:30am start time. That's just to damn early for a game, at least on the west coast. I wont even have my five mandatory beers down by that time. So here's to hoping for a great road trip and an eventual trip back to the playoffs. GO BLAZERS

BARON AND HIS BOYS GET USED

Wow, Steve Blake goes off and completly uses Boom Dizzle that was great. Carmelo might want to rethink who he endorses for the all star game. I saw Baron' post 4 hours before the game about his pregame meal. I'm thinkin he might want to throw some bacon or chops in his diet if he wants to turn things around unless of course it's for religious reasons, cause we all know what you eat will ultimately determine where you end up. B-ROY went down and the whole state got quiet except for the few haters we have. Dude came back in the 2nd half(thank god) and ended up giving us 8, 8 and 8. Gotta love it. Even when he's not having his best night he always finds a way to cotribute. All in all we dominated and just like I thought the warriors sucked. But that's what will happen if you live in the LAME AREA. Breathin in all that smog has got to take it's toll. GO BLAZERS IM OUT

DONT LIKE NEW ENGLAND WONT EAT YOUR CHOWDER

Damn am I sick of hearing about how good the Patriots are. Its like a broken record everyday. Patriots this Patriots that. Breaking news Tom Brady has a zit on his ass, who's going to be the first chowder head down here to pop it for him. I get it. You guys had a helluva year and broke some records but alot of other teams have done some impressive stuff. Brett Favre and the Packers Romo and Dallas that little bowling bowl with legs and the Jags the list goes on. I'm just saying I'm tired of everyone from talk radio to the papers to the drunk dip$h%t at the bar with pretzels in his beard talking about how great they are. The season isn't over yet and I hope you chowder suckers get a big piece of hummble crap pie shoved down your throuts.

Can Kobe and the Lakers win it all?

Ok so I stole this headline. But theres an easy answer to this question. NO. HELL NO. Not a chance. Kobe is still the same whining little baby he always has been, Derek Fisher, although experienced, is over the hill and Lamar Odom is well Lamar Odom. The only bright spot they have is Bynum and if I was him I would kick Kobe in his manjina everyday until either him or I got traded. You cant tell me they have chemistry or anything close to it after all of Kobe' little fits this summer. The Lakers had their time to shine its gone and by the way they stole some of the Blazers time with a little help from that joke of a ref Donaghy. So be happy Laker fan you can still go to a game and see ol Jack but youre not going to be seeing anymore championships for a long while. GO BLAZERS.

No Roy no worries

Ha ha ha shut your mouths haters. That means you Charles Barkley. The Blazers win the season series with the Jazz and did it without their stud B-Roy. All we needed was 24 points from Martell Webster(in the 3rd) and a nice fourth from T-Law and it was ours. I think i saw Jerry Sloan and his underdeveloped face muscles crying into a towel after the game. And I dont want to hear about how AK didnt play. Boo hoo we happen to be missing a BIG part of our team as well and you dont hear us crying around like a bunch of date snubbed school girls. Take notes NBA executives if you want to learn how to put a winning team together call up the wiz Kevin Priz. Cant wait until GO is back rattling rims and demolishing the chumps around the league. We want rings like 15 of em. GO BLAZERS

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