Ok. My disappointment has finally subsided. I can actually conjure up some semblance of strength to write this article. Now, we KNOW our record against teams with bad records is obviously in our favor, so this SHOULD be a gimme game against the Cincinnatti BUNGALS. But this victory is hollow unless we win at least this one, plus 5 more. Including 3 division rematches. This is getting tense people. ANYhow, GO EAGLES!!! PS-10 years of REID=EMPTY PROMISES AND HEARTBREAK. Maybe it's time to shuffle the regime....? HORRIBLE 4 AND 1 CALL ANDY. AGAIN.

This picture below depicts one of the greatest victories in recent history. The competition was tight, the odds stacked against him, and at times it seemed as though victory was going to escape his grasp. But with great confidence, he ran forward with the strength of all those who supported him and rose above the others as the true leader of one of the greatest teams in the world: the United States of America. I am one who will again be able to "Pledge my allegiance, to the Flag." with utmost pride. My faith in the system has been renewed, although time will tell if it shall be fully restored. Congrats...you deserve it.

It seems the situation in the NFC East just continues to grow more and more tense leading to the post season. Will the Giants keep roliling? Will the Skins finally fall from grace? Will the Eagles continue to dominate? Maybe, maybe not, but one thing is for sure: COWBOYS SUCK AND ARE FINALLY GETTING THEIR COME-UPPINGS!!! KARMA IS A BIATCH-EH JERRY? Anyhow, we started at a crawl and ended in a full sprint, taking the Hawks down the same way we did the Niners. Celek should definitely get more reps. I think he could possibly be better than Witten, if given a chance. OFFSEASON PRIORITY NUMBER ONE-DUMP LJ CRYBABY SMITH.

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A T L!!! I love T.I. but I had to root against the dirty birds this weekend. I know this is kind of a late post, but unlike some on this site, ahem* cowboydouche* some of us have families and lives. Another great weekend watching the Cowboys play like crap. Since I live in Texas now, if you don't have NFL network you have to watch the regional game. And since CBS only covers the AFC, I booed the CowTurds for awhile and watched them play like a group of clowns who just got a mass vasectomy. Can't wait too see the Giants STOMP the Turds. Wait did I just say that? Yeah, only because that and a win are the only way we are getting out of last place. All I know is we have the tools, we just need to STEP UP AND TAKE WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OURS. GO EAGLES GO EAGLES GO EAGLES!!!

LETS DO IT!!! Alright Spurs fans across the nation, the time has come to begin our quest for back to back championships and to add to our DYNASTY baby!!! Let's just hope the refs get it right this year and for Ginobili to stay healthy. TP and Big Timmy need to put it DOWN!!! GET PUMPED AND REMEMBER THE NAME: SAN ANTONIO SPURS!!!! GO SPURS GO!!!!

Pro Bowl guard Shawn Andrews' availability has just been released. Looks like Max has his work cut out for him.

JERRY JONES IS MR. BURNS. EVEN THE CITY OF DALLAS IS FINALLY STARTING TO BELIEVE HE IS AN IDIOT. WOW, IT TOOK THIS LONG?

WHAT DID I TELL YOU? FIRST, I PREDICTED PACMAN WOULD FALL FROM GRACE NO LATER THAN WEEK 8. NOW, MY PREDICTION THAT THE REPRECUSSIONS OF THE ROY WILLIAMS TRADE WOULD NEGATIVELY AFFECT THE TEAM ARE ALREADY COMING TRUE. HEY COWBOYDOUCHE (AKA COWBOYDUDE) AND YOUR SIDEKICK FARTMAN, HERE'S A BIG FAT I TOLD YOU SO. GO CHOKE ON IT. MASSIVE HOLES IN THE SECONDARY LEFT DONNIE FREAKIN AVERY OPEN. DONNIE AVERY!!! YOUR TEAM COULDN'T COVER DONNIE AVERY EVEN IF THEY HAD BLANKETS THE SIZE OF PARACHUTES. HOW MANY CATCHES DID YOUR NEW 27 MIL UPFRONT,SAME PRICE AS T.O. EXCEPT FOR 4 YEARS LONGER, ROY WILLIAMS CATCH? ZERO. AGAINST THE RAMS. MILES AUSTIN HAD THE SAME NUMBER OF CATCHES AS T.O. BUT MORE YARDAGE!!! AND THE OTHER ROY WILLIAMS BROKE HIS ARM AGAIN!!!! HA HA HA HA

Well if you assumed the whole Pacman deal was an obvious cover-up by Dallas police to save his a$$, then conspiracy theorists you are RIGHT!!!

JUST READ THE DANG ARTICLE.

ROY WILLIAMS SAID HE WANTED TO PLAY IN TEXAS WHETHER IT WAS THE TEXANS OR COWBOYS. IF WE WOULD HAVE TRADED FOR HIM, HE WOULD HAVE WAITED TILL HIS CONTRACT WAS UP AT THE END OF THE YEAR AND MOVED ON. COWBOYS GAVE UP THERE ENTIRE DRAFT FOR A PLAYER THAT THEY REALLY DON'T NEED. SO WHAT??? YEAH WE TRADED OUT OF THE 1ST TWICE BUT EVERYONE KNOWS 1ST ROUNDERS HAVE THE MOST POTENTIAL FOR A BUST. I AM A TRUE FAN I WILL STAND BESIDE MY TEAM NO MATTER WHAT. I MAY NOT AGREE WITH SOME OF THE THINGS THE FRONT OFFICE DOES, BUT MY HEART WILL ALWAYS BE WITH THE TEAM. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, JUMP ON SOME OTHER TEAM'S BANDWAGON AND START COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT TEAM.

Yo Dallas, you want Roy? HAVE HIM. You have thousands of other problems to address and you choose to create ANOTHER issue at WR. What does this say about your confidence in TO? Our front office didn't pick him up because he made it clear he wanted to play in Texas. If we signed him for all those picks (thank god we aren't that stupid), then we would still need to re-sign him at season's end. Do you think Dallas has cap room for him? And what about the fact that he was ALREADY complaining about not getting the ball. Now he is on a team with the ULTIMATE ball-hog. Are they not already having trouble spreading the ball? And don't the Cowboys already have Crayton and Austin? How does this help your secondary? And who will be throwing the ball to him? You have a rookie and a nobody starting your next 4 games, all of which are crucial to your playoff hopes, WITH NO BACKUPS. Then you have 40 year old virgin Brad Johnson and Brooks Bollinger (WHO?) throwing the ball. WOW. The more I look at it, the more all this seems to be is an attempt to misdirect the attention of Cowboy fans. Look! We gave up all of next years' draft picks for a guy we will need to re-sign at the end of the year! Don't look at the fact that our team is playing like garbage and that most of our starters are severely injured, cuz we got ROY!!! Uh-huh.....We shall see how it all really pans out. Last note-GOOD BYE CRAPMAN JONES. HELLO COWBOYS SECONDARY FULL OF MORE HOLES THAN BRITNEY SPEARS' UNDERWEAR!!!! GO EAGLES!!!!

Yo Dallas, you want Roy? HAVE HIM. You have thousands of other problems to address and you choose to create ANOTHER issue at WR. What does this say about your confidence in TO? Our front office didn't pick him up because he made it clear he wanted to play in Texas. If we signed him for all those picks (thank god we aren't that stupid), then we would still need to re-sign him at season's end. Do you think Dallas has cap room for him? And what about the fact that he was ALREADY complaining about not getting the ball. Now he is on a team with the ULTIMATE ball-hog. Are they not already having trouble spreading the ball? And don't the Cowboys already have Crayton and Austin? How does this help your secondary? And who will be throwing the ball to him? You have a rookie and a nobody starting your next 4 games, all of which are crucial to your playoff hopes, WITH NO BACKUPS. Then you have 40 year old virgin Brad Johnson and Brooks Bollinger (WHO?) throwing the ball. WOW. The more I look at it, the more all this seems to be is an attempt to misdirect the attention of Cowboy fans. Look! We gave up all of next years' draft picks for a guy we will need to re-sign at the end of the year! Don't look at the fact that our team is playing like garbage and that most of our starters are severely injured, cuz we got ROY!!! Uh-huh.....We shall see how it all really pans out. Last note-GOOD BYE CRAPMAN JONES. HELLO COWBOYS SECONDARY FULL OF MORE HOLES THAN BRITNEY SPEARS' UNDERWEAR!!!! GO EAGLES!!!!

Cowboys have suffered these injuries:Sam Hurd WR-Ankle injury 2 Wks, Tony Romo QB-Broken Pinky 4-5 Wks, Matt McBriar P-Foot Fracture 6 Wks, Felix Jones RB-Strained Hamstring 2 Wks, Terence Newman DB-OUT, Pacman Jones DB-Possible Suspension Impending. Oh Terrell Owens WR- FEET SHOVED IN MOUTH AND ANAL CAVITY, AND ONE BROKEN SPIRIT. I don't wish any ill will and usually don't celebrate injuries, BUT....In this case I have to say I AM F"CKING LOVING KARMA RIGHT NOW! GO EAGLES PLAY HARD AND GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!!!!