Tosten Burks comes to terms with his affinity for being obsessed with certain NFL players. In his acceptance, he explains to you why he has a crush on these certain players and tries to get you to join him in his man love so he doesn't feel so lonely.

Tosten Burks breaks down the day's NFL news, makes fun of most of it (always), and discusses its impact on fantasy football (sometimes).

Tosten Burks breaks down the day's NFL news, makes fun of most of it (always), and discusses its impact on fantasy football (sometimes).

Tosten Burks breaks down the day's NFL news, makes fun of most of it (always), and discusses its impact on fantasy football (sometimes).

Everybody has had a dog or pet die. The crying, the memories, the funeral (or flushing). It's emotional, thinking about all the great times you had with old Rusty, how fun it was tossing the football around with Bailey or jogging with Spot. It lasts for a few weeks, maybe a couple months.

Then you get the new puppy.

And how cute little Duke is. He barks a lot sure, and he bit your hand when you tried to play fetch for the first time. But when he catches that first Frisbee, it's heaven. By now you're flying high. You're all set to take him to the beach, to the park, to the world.

And you don't need Rusty back.

Listen. Old pets don't return. The times with them are great. They are loved. But when their time comes and goes, they're gone.

Duke is here now.

Whether Rusty, and his fans, wants to accept it or not, Aaron Rodgers has replaced him. Brett, you're still loved. You will never be forgotten. Look, you're a legend. But you've run your course.

Leonardo da Vinci didn't try to paint another Mona Lisa. Thomas Jefferson left the White House after eight years, even with people wanting him to stay in office. Beethoven stopped after his ninth symphony.

Brett, you've had your nine pro bowls. Your painting is complete. The 422 touchdown masterpiece is finished.

Chris Mortenson can deny the reports that you've asked for a release if Green Bay doesn't want to play you, but the public knows that the Packers don't want you back. And you know too. You know that maybe, just maybe, you've caught your last frisbee, jogged your last lap around the park.

And what a beautiful lap it was. Don't ruin it with a stumbling stint with the Chiefs or the Jets.

Rusty. Let Duke shine now.

According to sources close to the Rodriguez family, the Yankees starting shortstop's son, Nim, has been photographed at a local movie theater with teenage singing and acting sensation Miley Cyrus.

Nim Rodriguez is currently dating Jenny Smith, who is in his math class. When he was contacted for a comment on the photographs, he denied all allegations, saying, "Jenny has pretty hair. She'll always be my four square partner."

In an interview with his baseball playing father, A-Rod couldn't believe anyone would make such accusations. Rodriguez explained, "Why would he do such a thing? I have no idea where he could have even learned about cheating in the first place."

A child expert weighed in on the situation, "For a child to have relationship issues at such a young age, usually it is caused by some sort of traumatic event occuring during the childhood. Knowing a parent is doing a 50-year-old pop star who's kissed Britney Spears has been known to cause such issues in adolescents."

The pictures of Nim and Miley are set to be released in the August issue of People Magazine.

The name of the movie that Rodriguez and Cyrus attended is unknown at the moment.

A few weeks ago, Bill Simmons suggested ways for tennis to become more popular. Many have attempted to do so as well. Ratings aren't great, average Joe sports fans could care less, and for the most part, people just don't really care. I think I know why. In America right now, it's summer. People love summer. Summer means warm weather, the beach, clear skies. Today, Wimbledon got rained out. Who is going to watch television in July to see some rain? The Sports Guy's article on this was a joke. I have the real solution to tennis's popularity problems.

Get rid of weather.

Now get rid of your boredom after reading that weak introduction by reading today's news report from your resident Rotoworld Whore.

Najeh to Detroit or Arizona?

Free agent RB Najeh Davenport is reportedly interested in playing for the Lions and Cardinals.

No word on whether the interest is mutual, but both teams could obviously use a big back with Davenport's skills. The Browns would be another interesting land spot, but Davenport admitted that it's not an option because of his troublesome relationship with his son's mother in Cleveland.

Source: Detroit Free Press

Somebody actually wants to play for the Lions and Cardinals? Matt Millen or Rod Graves: Sign this guy right now. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Brown Close to 100%

Dolphins RB Ronnie Brown (ACL surgery) expects to be cleared for contact when camp opens July 26.

"I feel good, feel no hesitation," he said. Brown is also optimistic that he will be 100 percent by the start of the season and that he will quickly return to his pre-injury form. It's an optimistic outlook, but Brown is likely to have an adjustment period in addition to splitting carries with Ricky Williams.

Source: Miami Herald

Cleared for contact? What, has he been in quarantine for 6 months? Can he hug his wife again? This is good news.

Best Nickname In Sports!

His new Cardinals teammates have given rookie Brandon Keith a new nickname after learning of Keith's arrest for rioting at Northern Iowa.

"Even Leinart was like, 'You really got tasered? Did it hurt?'" said Keith, a 6'5/343-pound offensive tackle who got tasered by Iowa police a month before the draft. "They call me 'Taz.' They say its short for Tasmanian devil, but I think it's short for taser. I tell them, 'Yall are trying to be funny.' But it's a rookie thing, so I am down with it."

Source: azcardinals.com

Good connection Brandon. Sounds like the Cards drafted a real honor student...

Grant About To Get Paid

Exclusive rights free agent Ryan Grant expects to reach an agreement on a multi-year contract with the Packers before training camp begins.

Grant says talks have been "positive." SI.com's Bucky Brooks predicted last month that the deal would span three to four years. Grant actually has less leverage than Earnest Graham, but we'd expect him to get more money.

Source: Pierce County Herald

If a guy named Bucky predicts it, it's going to happen. Grant will get a three or four year contract.

Real Fantasy Football Analysis!

Jerious Norwood was in the mix for punt returns during Falcons minicamps.

He's battling Adam Jennings, who's squarely on the roster bubble, and CB Brent Grimes, who may start on defense. Norwood appears to have a good chance to dominate punts, accentuating his value in return-yard leagues.

Source: atlantafalcons.com

If Norwood is going to return punts for Atlanta, that means that the risk of him getting injured on special teams is not a huge concern for the Falcons. Signs are pointing to Michael Turner being a feature back, and not a member of a timeshare.

Favre Has All But Put His Uniform Back On

ESPN's Chris Mortensen reports that Brett Favre has told coach Mike McCarthy that he has thought about playing this year.

Had to know this day was coming. The comeback talk is reportedly only in preliminary stages, but Favre's family is encouraging him to play. Cornerback Al Harris says Favre told him he still "has the itch" to play. This situation could turn thorny. The Packers own Favre's rights, but we'd guess that the front office would simply rather move forward with Aaron Rodgers. The coaching staff may lean more towards Favre. Favre could subsequently push for his release, something Mort mentions. "Brett's a high-quality person and he's not going to push it that far," a team source said. "He'll do the right thing [and stay retired]."

Source: ESPN.com

Ever since he announced his retirement, the rumors haven't stopped that he'd be back. From a telling Letterman appearance, to still un-turned-in (shut up, that's a word) retirement papers, signs have been pointing to this all off season. Why did Favre officially come out and say this now? My guess is that he needs something to take up his time other than shaving. That 5 oclock shadow doesn't look as good when you actually have time to shave every day...

More Favre News

Citing a league source, the Wisconsin State Journal reports that Brett Favre requested his release from the Packers "within the past few weeks."

Either Favre or his agent, Bus Cook, reportedly contacted the Packers to inform them of his intent to play again. When the Packers said they've moved on, Favre demanded to be released. The Packers refused. GM Ted Thompson and coach Mike McCarthy are currently on vacation and unavailable for comment. The Packers hold all the power here and if they continue to exercise it, the situation could get ugly for the franchise.

Source: Wisconsin State Journal

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