Baltimore traffic cop freaks out on some harmless kids with skateboards. Officer Rivieri (sp?) puts one of the kids in a headlock and steals his skateboard. Be proud, Baltimore. Now that you've rid your fair city of violent crime, you can focus on more serious problems, like boards on wheels.

Ravens CB Chris McAlister has one. So does Shaq. And now Chicago White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle has one also. These rides cost at least six figures and can run as high as $200,000. Ridiculous. If you've ever seen one in person, you're left with no doubt it could be used to invade a small country.

The Sporting Blog ranks this dude #2 overall -- "only reason he isn't No. 1 is the fact that he cheated and entered multiple dunks." Boo on that. It's a dunk competition... throw the rules out the window!

TSB rates the three best and worst dunk ideas for Rudy so far.

Chiefs RB Larry Johnson was asked how much his watch costs. $300,000 is the answer. If that's beyond your price range, Larry has some advice: "You could deal crack and get it in three weeks." Click the link for a photo of the watch and a recap of the conversation with L.J.